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estero
02-25-2002, 06:15 PM
Well, perhaps not the lowest, but its pretty low.

I just recently went to viist my mother in Canada, and while I was away my boyfriend had a party. Before I left I took all my jewlery out of my bathroom because I didn't know these people.

Anyway, I came back yesterday, and took a look to see if anything was missing. SOMEONE STOLE MY VICTORIA SECRET BODY LOTION!!! Isn't that sickening??? Like, what the fuck!?!?!?

I'm furious. Not because of the lotion but because someone actually stole something after we opened our home to them.

LOTION PEOPLE!!!!!! LOTION!!!!!! I just don't get it....
estero
02-25-2002, 06:29 PM
I really am furious, even though it may seem like I am not. I just can't believe it. That person ruined things for everyone else, because I will NEVER have any of those people in my house again.
Cruise Director
02-25-2002, 06:41 PM
I had somebody steal a frozen chicken out of my freezer at a party once a long time ago. A chicken. Frozen.

People are amazing creatures.
estero
02-25-2002, 06:56 PM
Ok, you have me beat by far!!!

People are sick.
Kayla
02-25-2002, 07:06 PM
lotion....*sighs*

*mutes*
mute
02-25-2002, 07:32 PM
:eek:

dejav00!! :D

i'll stick with the 'some people plainly have no respect what-so-ever'...
estero
02-25-2002, 08:05 PM
Some people have no shame.
Mudflap
02-25-2002, 08:25 PM
I'm kind of selective about who I invite into my home. I'd hate for my 6 year old Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs to turn up missing.
Deadpool
02-25-2002, 09:06 PM
Thats why I refuse to throw house parties. But hey, they are fun to go to.
TotalAnarchy
02-25-2002, 11:09 PM
No-one ever stole anything from my house when I had parties. Broken, misplaced, eaten, yes, but never stolen. American parties suck ;)
Billyman
02-25-2002, 11:19 PM
Let me hit on Kayes' frustration for a momment in a serious since. First off, I know how you feel and understand it completely.

Hypothetical situation:

I have a snickers bar laying lets say on on my kitchen counter. I have some people over for a little shin dig and later in the evening I notice my snickers bar is missing. I look for it, maybe my girlfriend put it up. I can't find it so I track her down and ask her about it. She says she hasn't touched it, which only leaves one possibility, SOME SOMBITCH STOLE IT! Now it isn't the loss of the $.50 candy bar, it's the sheer principle that somebody that was openly invited into my home just had to steal my fuckin snickers. If they were hungry or just wanted the damn thing, I would have givin it to them. But no, the little bastard had to steal it.

That's what it's all about.....principle.
estero
02-26-2002, 12:05 AM
Exactly.
CopyCat
02-26-2002, 01:18 AM
Happens to me all the time. The usually take cologne or something to that nature. If I ever have parties or if my buddies do people just start showing up we don't know so most of the houses are locked up only for close friends.
Princess_Heather
02-26-2002, 05:09 AM
Is stealing the lotion from the bathroom of a five star hotel lowly also?
Deadpool
02-26-2002, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by Princess_Heather
Is stealing the lotion from the bathroom of a five star hotel lowly also?


Fuck dat, you have to pay an obcene amount of money for your room.
Koliedrus
02-26-2002, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Billyman
*snip* She says she hasn't touched it, which only leaves one possibility, SOME SOMBITCH STOLE IT...

There's another possibility: She ate it and lied to you so you'd be pissed at your friends, thereby greatly reducing the competition for your attention.

Or maybe she was zapped by an alien mind-control ray and can't remember. Or even, the aliens froze time, took the snickers and went back to Andromeda, giggling all the way home.

Maybe not.