the REAL crack of the online world

[KiwiTrip]

<font color=limegreen> ok.. i know i dont get to post much.. and i really should concentrate on the other wonderful posts already here.. but i have to make an announcement...

i have found the true crack of the internet.. something we must have a rehab for.. and NOW!!!

what is it you ask?... forums.. no.. chat rooms.. no.. midget pr0n???.. nope.. what i am about to discuss can not compare to anything else..

it is.. ebay....

god.. the horror of this place.. i cant stop browsing for things to buy.. it all began on an interesting day at work.. i was getting yelled at by many of our lovely customers becuase of our 3 days of lost email...

"i missed out on my ebay sales!!"
"i lost money because my ebay bidders couldnt contact me"
"i had a great ebay item and i lost it AND got negative marks on my ebay ID"

as i sat and pondered this "ebay" i made mention to all these customers that Road Runner was for entertainment purposes only, and in doing business with it they were in breach of their residential agreement.. these lovely words rolled off my tongue with gusto as i typed the dreaded words www.ebay.com (http://www.ebay.com) onto the address bar... i had no idea what i was about to be sucked into.. i started browsing.. and this was the lethal item that got me hooked


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adorable arent they????? and they only cost me 9 bucks http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

somebody please shoot me!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant stop... i have become what i have taunted and made fun of.. *sob*

undoubtedly i have discovered the worst drug of the virtual life.. whatever you do.. just dont browse!!!
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[This message has been edited by KiwiTrip (edited 03-14-2001).]

[skalie]

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Can anyone lend me 40 bucks?

[squee]

<FONT face="Trebuchet MS">While I could be snooty and suggest that you could find raverpants at just about any Salvation Army for much less...there's just something about the whole auction process...

Don't get me started, I'm broke enough as it is http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif</FONT f>

[King Bastard]

All I can say dear, is once again, welcome to the fold.

[insert blatant consumerism spin] There is a ton, quite literally, of cool shit to puruse there. I for one was quite pissed that I missed out on some original comic art from Trnasmetropolitan, but that's another story[/insert blatant consumerism spin]

It aint all that bad, just dont go crazy with it. Like anything else, moderation is key.

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Borne of sin, C',mon in... Andre Linoge; Storm of the Century

[Dog Breath]

Ha ha!

Dogbreath55 is me!

Not everyone leaves feedback but I am up to 55! LOL A junkie is me!

Maybe Kiwi and I can buy and sell her chainsaw back and forth for a while to satiate our urges.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Rabble Rouser]

*starts twitching*

Must....bid....on....useless....crap!!! Arrrrggggggghhhhhhh!!!

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"You can't post that on the internet! You don't know if it's true!" - Lisa

[FallenAngel]

<FONT COLOR="limegreen"> *sigh* poor kiwi .... i understand i briefly was sucked into that evil warp hole too ... there is help for you tho ... you must be strong you must resist typing those four letters ... e-b-a-y ... there will be hard times when you must walk away from your desk to control the evil controling power it has ... but it will get better .... you have already made the first step ... ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

hehehehehehehe
*runs away laughing*
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[Minimaul]

I must get this!

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1415523543


Best movie ever! Yes , Ever!

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[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">I have NEVER visited ebay.com. </FONT c>

[3MTA3]

Hi Kiwi...cool pants...

<FONT COLOR="black">Where the hell have you been?? Hope yer new man is treating you well...</FONT c>

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[King Bastard]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Minimaul:
I must get this!

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1415523543


Best movie ever! Yes , Ever!

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Could the box be any more beaten up?

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[estero]

<font color=pink>I have only visited ebay to sell my fight club soap. I have never actually put it on becaues I lost interest too quickly. If anyone wants to buy it, LET ME KNOW! Its a collectors item. I'll sell it for 15 bucks american a bar. I have four, but I'm keeping one.

SHOW ME THE MONEY! C'MON KIWI, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, YOU ARE ITCHING TO BUY SOMETHING, YOU NEED A FIX.......DO IT, DO IT!

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[This message has been edited by Kaye (edited 03-15-2001).]

[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kaye:
<font color=pink>I have only visited ebay to sell my fight club soap. I have never actually put it on becaues I lost interest too quickly. If anyone wants to buy it, LET ME KNOW! Its a collectors item. I'll sell it for 15 bucks american a bar. I have four, but I'm keeping one.

SHOW ME THE MONEY! C'MON KIWI, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, YOU ARE ITCHING TO BUY SOMETHING, YOU NEED A FIX.......DO IT, DO IT!

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It would be worth the $15 just to get the address where the check should be sent! LOL.
Maybe you better use PayPal. I am about to list a few auctions at ebay.
Kaye is the soap made in the same way as in the movie? YUCK!!!

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[estero]

<font color=pink>Send cheque's to:

Kaye Etsheit

69 Du-ugitinthearse Dr.
Toronto, Ontario
M5Q 6O7

Send money now.

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