Am i the only one?

[dub]

Am I the only fucking dude who doesnt like the discharge of
bodily gas? I hate it when people blow ass or fucking belch, its
crude and unneeded. Thats what the fucking bathroom is for.

[MAC]

So you attitutde is "be man enough to be polite"
I thought as much by your careful wording.

In respectable circles that is true enough.

However, as a man, it happens that we occasionally belch and fart.
9 out 10 ppl who give a shit are women who act like noone does that despite that fact they all do that.

We revel in it because it is an arrogant power we hold to do so and NOT GIVE A SHIT.

Its simply a matter of a small sign of rebellion from our female entanglements.

Plus, boys will be boys.
*theMAC lets out a tremendous belch and pounds his chect once to get rid of the tingle left by the resonance in his cheat*

Time to have my first beer of the day.

[Koliedrus]

If I could whistle with my ass, I would. Farts are funny, dammit!

It's also very important to take a deep whiff of the gas you expell so you'll know if statement to the effect of, "Man! You need to go to the hospital!", are indeed words of wisdom or wussdom. Self-diagnostics, if you will, with immediate second opinions.

[mute]

farting and burping is natural, shows ya how much we hate ourselves ;)

kinda funny, when it's just us fellas, my friends are fucking dirt bags... sittin on the computer and ya hear "hey."

wha? and as you turn your head there's an ass right in your face, and before you have any time to react he lets a fucking ripper go, and most of the time it STINKS...

ya it's disgusting, and pisses ya off... ever hear of revenge? :D

[dub]

Believe me, I dont give a fuck just as much as the next guy, I
just happen to think that discharging pent up shit out of your
body is something that should be done in private.

I can see how some would think it was funny, and it would be
a hell of a lot funnier if I couldnt smell anything, thats why I
laugh at terrance and philup. :)

[MAC]

shut your fuckin face uncle fucker

:D