The place & time to pee.

[MAC]

on railroad tracks (try not to scare the train ok)

on trees
behind trees
NEVER in a hole in a tree....less you check first

in bushes (provided you stand backa ways)

behind cars
in front of cars
next to cars
on cars (of people you don't like)

in the woods
in the field
in the road
in the corner(depending how drunk you are)
NEVER in the barn..only goats pee in the barn

in the back yard
in the front yard (if you're feeling saucy)
in neighbors yard (if its dark)

off the roof
but NOT on the roof (slippage you know)

in the river from the shore
in the river from IN the river
in the lake
in the pond
in a puddle (if needs be make your own puddle)

first thing in the morning
last thing in the evening
before a meal (wash your hands)
after a meal (whatever)
in the middle of the best scene of a movie you've waited months to see.
immediately upon realising you are gonna get some sex
again after sex for some reason.....

any time after beer #3

but most importantly, men

shake it when you're done.

[Billyman]

Goddamnit...now I have to go pee.

*walks away grumbling*

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Billyman
Goddamnit...now I have to go pee.

*walks away grumbling*

Dammit... That's twice in one sitting that this forum filled my bladder...

*pisses and returns*

What is it about the bathroom that spur's thoughts? Is it the purging of waste or is it something more ancient?

The sound of a can opener somehow sends me right to the pot. Irrelevant but not.

[Rabble Rouser]

I have to say that this is one of the (few) times that I wish I was a man. :D

[MAC]

Go ahead, dear....we won't look.

:grin:

[Princess_Heather]

Originally posted by Rabble Rouser
I have to say that this is one of the (few) times that I wish I was a man. :D

I can piss standing up if I want to. But I find the release so much more satisfying sitting down and resting back against the tank.

[SimpleSimon]

Originally posted by Princess_Heather


I can piss standing up if I want to. But I find the release so much more satisfying sitting down and resting back against the tank.

Yes, but can you write your name in the snow/sand/dust? I think not!

[Cruise Director]

You forgot one place mac:

On anything metal. Peeing on metal makes a cool noise.

NEVER pee around your tent.

*puts storyteller hat on*

We were doing a few nights down at the San Rafael Swells in Southern Utah. It's a beautiful place that lends itself to great hiking, beautiful sunsets and spectacular starry nights.

We had been drinking all day and were sitting around the campfire when my buddy Jay staggered off to bed. He had a nice canvas tent that was big enough to accomodate the carpet kit out of his truck for a bed. This was a good thing since his wife didn't really care for the great outdoors. ( She always came with us and never complained, and for that I will always love her.) Anywho, about 4 a.m. we hear a blood curddling scream come from their tent and an immediate line of yelling and cursing. Next thing you know, Jay is sleeping in the cab of his truck.

The next morning around the breakfast fire, I opened a beer and asked her what all the yelling was about. ( Beer at breakfast is allowed when camping.) Apparently, in Jay's drunken stupor the night before, he awoke a few minutes before the screaming and thought he had to pee. He thought he walked to the side of the tent. He thought he unzipped the door to the tent. He thought he was peeing outside the tent.

He thought wrong.

Jay commenced to urinate all over the inside of the tent and all over their gear. Needless to say, the rest of us saw great amounts of humor in this. Jay's wife, however, did not. The rest of the trip she was wearing donated clothes from the rest of us in case he had peed on them. She wasn't buying the theory that Jay was merely marking his territory and she should feel proud to be peed on. No way. No how.

NEVER pee around the tent.
:D

[MAC]

...and, that's how I spent my summer vacation.

lol

That is why I like Cruise Director.

He lends manliness to everything he posts in.
:D

I'mnot sure about Princess Heather's Peeing habits but if she's gonna pee standing up...I'm sure some guys at THT will do a full monty....I won't be one of them.