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melon

03-11-2001, 05:44 AM

where ducks are never happy,
ducks never are at peace,

ducks are never ugly,
but sometimes we eat them.

ducks, oh ducks.

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ALL HAIL FISHLEADER!
may the posh be with you.

Rabble Rouser

03-11-2001, 05:47 AM

My mom likes ducks. She likes ducks a lot. But only the little yellow ones.

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Princess_Heather

03-11-2001, 05:59 AM

Down By The Bay,
Where the Watermelons Grow,
Back to My Home,
I Dare Not Go.
For If I Did,
My Mother Would Say...

Did you Ever See a Duck Trying to Fuck?
DOWN BY THE BAY!

Duck is good - I had it for dinner last night as a matter of fact... YUM YUM YUM

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Rabble Rouser

03-11-2001, 06:48 AM

*frees the yellow ducklings from the confines of her mother's house*

You're free! You're free!

Damnit...they're stuffed...they're not moving.

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Koliedrus

03-11-2001, 11:26 AM

Now, replace the "u" with "i" and reread. You owe me a beer for each grin (suppressed or physically manifested)

Rabble Rouser

03-11-2001, 04:22 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Now, replace the "u" with "i" and reread. You owe me a beer for each grin (suppressed or physically manifested)[/quote]

Hahahahahahaha!

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Dog Breath

03-12-2001, 03:22 AM

Ducks R good food.

Duck hunters are masochists.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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Koliedrus

03-12-2001, 05:16 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Now, replace the "u" with "i" and reread. You owe me a beer for each grin (suppressed or physically manifested)[/quote]

Hahahahahahaha!

[/quote]

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

This one's on the house, Rabble. If I catch you laughing again I'll demand payment in full.

Cheers http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

VenoM

03-12-2001, 05:29 AM

ROFL

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Koliedrus

03-12-2001, 06:10 AM

Ah, who am I kidding. Like VenoM would actually take the time to send me that beer he now owe's me. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

I once knew a girl with a fondness for ducks.
She'd gobble them down at the drop of a hat.
In time, I discovered, her heart was too small.
To make this tale short, in a phrase, that was that.

Poteen

03-12-2001, 06:18 AM

Hahaha... I think, uhm, I owe you a couple of beers too Kol! Damn! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

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Geocities can suck my brass nuts!!

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Koliedrus

03-12-2001, 06:38 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Poteen:
Hahaha... I think, uhm, I owe you a couple of beers too Kol! Damn! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

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Aw, Po. You don't owe me beer.

PGP me so I can tell you where to send that case of Stoli.

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Poteen

03-12-2001, 08:44 AM

I still haven't installed that PGP stuff.. It keeps telling me it's already installed and cancels the installation.. This is some freaky shit! I had it installed once and removed it.. Ever since I haven't been able to install it.. Time for a format I think!

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Geocities can suck my brass nuts!!

Deadpool

03-12-2001, 08:55 AM

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo.
Finger bang an orangutan,
support you local zoo.

Thank you, thank you.

*steps off the soap box*

skalie

03-12-2001, 12:53 PM

A duck walks into a shop and says "Have you got any nails?"

The shopkeeper says, "No"

The duck says "Got any nails?"

The shopkeeper, looking frustrated shouts, "NO!"

So the duck says, "Got any nails?"

The shopkeeper says, "If you say that again, I'll hit you with my hammer"

So the duck says, "Got a hammer?"

The shopkeeper says, "no"

So the duck goes, "got any nails?"

Poteen

03-12-2001, 01:51 PM

a day passes by each time the duck asks except for the last two times..
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Geocities can suck my brass nuts!!

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skalie

03-12-2001, 03:27 PM

You want me to spend four days posting a lame joke?

skalie

03-12-2001, 04:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Aren't you willing to suffer for your humor???
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That's not my department.

FallenAngel

03-13-2001, 12:03 AM

Ducks are vicious little suckers ... my sister got bit by one when we were little and she had the biggest bruise on her finger for weeks .... it was really funny tho http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif 

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And one time at band camp...

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