View Full Version : Regale with tales of your holiday misadventures, Poteen!
Poteen
01-02-2001, 08:57 AM
hehe thanks http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
Well I went to Belgium friday and after a couple of hours of sleep I went to a party where I got pretty drunk and then off to some freaky discoteque.. I was tired and went home early - and alone..
Saturday, I slept most of the day, though, took a quick sight seeing trip around Bruxelles and bought some booze for the night.. The guy we (me, my brother and one of my friends) "lived" at during our time down there threw a little party and his girlfriend brought 3 really good looking chicks... All good but no punani so off to a discoteque.. Meatmarked I tell you... I did a couple of body-tequilas on a chick and her sister (that turned me on BIGTIME) and smooched a little with one of them - she couldn't go home with me though since her boyfriend were waiting for her so I skipped to her sister though she was married and wasn't gonna do anything with me.. Bitch!
Sunday - I'll cut it short.. Huge party, and to yet another discoteque at about 4 o'clock at night.. I [VIEWERS DISCRETION] one girl behind a plant in one of the corners of the discoteques and smooched a couple others.. GREAT!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
And now I'm at work once again posting at messageboards and downloading MP3's http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
How was yours O Ye Creator Of All Which Is Sarcastic? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Poteen
01-02-2001, 10:23 AM
Hehe... I want pictures of those fences caus I DONT BELIEVE YOU!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
Rabble Rouser
01-02-2001, 01:56 PM
Po's a manwhore! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner
Koliedrus
01-02-2001, 02:39 PM
The Son of NewbieKiller is onboard?!
I'm emotionally overwhelmed!
http://www.geocities.com/koliedrus/nmc2.jpg
That's my mom on the left there in case you've neglected to pass on that information to your progeny http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif
Welcome, Sir. Your son has a tendancy to encourage thought.
Poteen
01-02-2001, 02:40 PM
I'm not a manwhore dammit http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
King Bastard
01-02-2001, 02:43 PM
Hail and welcome PapaWarrior, thanks for adding half the stuff to make such a fine brother in thought as we have in your son...
And RW.... Like we need the added goading to be nasty and... oursleves. Let the Truth flow!
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Poteen
01-02-2001, 02:46 PM
Shit I almost forgot!
Welcome to the tribe RogueWarriors Dad http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
Your son is truly a fine piece of art! (I mean that in the most NON gay-ish way as possible ofcourse!) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Koliedrus
01-02-2001, 02:55 PM
PrOn for RW II:
It's subjective...
http://www.geocities.com/koliedrus/sealife/d1.jpg
Be well, Sir.
Rabble Rouser
01-02-2001, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Poteen:
Your son is truly a fine piece of art! (I mean that in the most NON gay-ish way as possible ofcourse!) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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PapaWarrior, welcome!
Po...suuuuuurrrrrreeeeee...I believe ya... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner
Poteen
01-02-2001, 03:04 PM
You should know better RR http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif Well at least I hope so!
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Mr. Snrub
01-03-2001, 12:20 AM
My girlfriend has a cold so i was able to have a drunken boy's night out. I am now the proud owner (property is theft, dammit) of about 6 different street signs.
The evening started with me and her (in her thoroughly sick state) going to a party in Vauclause (rich suburb overlooking the harbor). She got a little drunk on wine (wimp), stayed for the 9 o'clock fireworks, then got me to drive her back to my place. I then caught a taxi back into the city, met up with a few of my friends at a house in the Rocks right next to the harbor bridge, got thoroughly trashed, went out to watch the fireworks at midnight, and after that i'm a little hazy - vague memories of burger king, street signs, some dickhead jumping on some guys truck in front of about 20 bored cops and getting his ass beat down when he resisted arrest, to the cheers of onlookers. Also remember losing a couple of single guys in the possie to the lure of a couple of blond chicks in cowboy hats. Then we went to some pub, those who were so inclined went dancing while i played drunken darts with my roommate, only to lose him to some brown haired busty chick. She was pretty nice when i talked to her the next morning tho, and hell, i can't blame him. Wandered around the city with the dwindling remnants of my group collecting street signs.
The evening ended on a bitter note at about 8am, however, when, realising i had no money for a taxi, i called up my girlfriend asking to be picked up, and she showed up to get me in MY FUCKING TRANS AM. NOBODY FUCKING TOUCHES *MY* CAR!!! She seemed kinda miffed when i greeted her with "What the fuck are you doing in my car, woman?!" instead of "Happy New Year, sweetie!". I don't CARE that she couldn't get to her car as she was staying at my place and that my other car was broken. I don't care that i'm being unreasonable.
Actually, after we got home she made it all better.
But i can't help but feel i'm getting steadily more whipped.
Feh, i enjoyed it.
Poteen
01-03-2001, 07:30 AM
I never thought I'd see the day where someone besides you actually drove your Trans Am.... It is truly a sad day...
Poteen
01-03-2001, 07:59 AM
*shrugs* Marriage? You're probably right.. And then it's no more watching television, before he has cleaned the house and done the dishes, no more computers, due to late shoppings etc. etc. ... It is truly a sad time.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
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Mr. Snrub
01-03-2001, 09:13 AM
Married? Me? Oh hell no. I like my life the way it is.
And she cleans MY room - I'm the one with all the fortitude - she always folds LONG before i do.
Mr. Snrub
01-03-2001, 09:14 AM
And if she were to ever say "no more internet", my exact reply would be:
"Go fuck yourself, honey."
Poteen
01-03-2001, 09:19 AM
Don't forget to say "please" http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
Poteen
01-03-2001, 10:09 AM
CHA-CHING! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Rabble Rouser
01-03-2001, 12:27 PM
*takes notes*
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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner
Koliedrus
01-03-2001, 01:08 PM
"No WAY I'll marry her. You'll see."
First she starts cleaning up after you and you just kinda get used to it. Next thing you know, you've given her keys to everything but the handcuffs.
She sounds familiar, Mr. Snrub. Don't marry anyone without first bringing her here to meet your extendeds. I question the integrity of someone who would place your well-being above that of the TA.
If she has a cat, run like hell! It gets complicated.
Mr. Snrub
01-04-2001, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by Koliedrus:
"No WAY I'll marry her. You'll see."
First she starts cleaning up after you and you just kinda get used to it. Next thing you know, you've given her keys to everything but the handcuffs.
She sounds familiar, Mr. Snrub. Don't marry anyone without first bringing her here to meet your extendeds. I question the integrity of someone who would place your well-being above that of the TA.
If she has a cat, run like hell! It gets complicated.
I can see myself marrying her - but not for at least 6 years. I just couldn't deal with calling her my "wife". Bah.
Don't worry, i put the spare set of keys where she won't find them. And she only took the T/A because she had no other choice and being the drunken bastard i was i said "whatever" when she tried to raise the issue of the non-availability of the other car. It was either she takes the T/A or i walk.
Bah. I may be whipped, but at least i get a lot of sex. Good sex, too, even if it isn't behind a plant in a discotheque.
And you people ain't NEVER gonna meet her. I've said some incriminating shit.
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