Anyone with extensive javascript training out there??

[3MTA3]

I got a killer idea but my knowledge of javascript is limited...I need someone who can do, well, almost anything...if you dont know what a fucking array is, dont respond...thanks!!

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[Back Tick]

whatcha tryin to do.

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Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.

[abs0lutionCFH]

I can do it, what ever it is. But it will cost you $100/hr plus a $25 fee to explain to you why your script is useless and you are an idiot for:

1) Not being able to do it yourself.
2) Thinking of a stupid script.
3) Wasting my time

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[3MTA3]

I want to make a random web page generator that sucks images, text and layouts(such as tables frames and whatnot) from about 20 websites each time you refresh, this is not to say it only has 20 sites to draw from, I want it to draw from the entire net...then maybe expand it to where you can enter in some sort of search perameters that displays a random website with those perameters used to select the above mentioned elements...etc.

I get it, or he gets it, or you get it, got it?!?

Steal my idea and I will fuck your ass with the business end of a rake...

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[abs0lutionCFH]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
DILLON! Play nice or else go stand in the corner. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif

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[abs0lutionCFH]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by 3MTA3:
I want to make a random web page generator that sucks images, text and layouts(such as tables frames and whatnot) from about 20 websites each time you refresh, this is not to say it only has 20 sites to draw from, I want it to draw from the entire net...then maybe expand it to where you can enter in some sort of search perameters that displays a random website with those perameters used to select the above mentioned elements...etc.

I get it, or he gets it, or you get it, got it?!?

Steal my idea and I will fuck your ass with the business end of a rake...

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It's still a stupid idea, but it would work better in perl, a script like that would cost ya, and i don't work cheap.

[3MTA3]

Its not a stupid idea...you are a fuckhead...how much??

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[abs0lutionCFH]

I'll play with it in my spare time, see what i can do.

[3MTA3]

Please do...Id like to do it all with javascripting...I have a remedial knowledge of it myself and could probably lend a bit of a hand...oh, itll also make you famous when you do it...thanks...

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[abs0lutionCFH]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by 3MTA3:
Please do...Id like to do it all with javascripting...I have a remedial knowledge of it myself and could probably lend a bit of a hand...oh, itll also make you famous when you do it...thanks...

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The problem with javascript is im pretty sure theres no way to input info off another page to the script, ill see tho, it will likely be a long process, ill squeeze it in sometime between studying and assuring my wife she will be able to see her feet again after the baby is born http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[3MTA3]

TANX~!

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