Things dont look so good for ole KB

[King Bastard]

I may be getting evicted form my apartment. I'll find out in a half an hour wheter this is so. This would mean that I'd have to go and stay with the rents for a bit. And then... <FONT size="9">TEXAS</FONT s>

That's right, I've mostly made my mind up about this. Should I get the boot from here, I feel no other course of action would be better for me than to move out that way.

Moral of this story.... sometimes there IS a diamond hidden amongst all the shit life throws ya.

update on this later.

That is, if you guys care.


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[This message has been edited by Mudflap (edited 02-27-2001).]

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">I care.

I won't presume to give you advice KB, but I've got a spare bedroom reserved for you if your travels happen to bring you to NC.

Keep us updated and don't let THE MAN get you down.

*Mudflap with-holds one pimp-slap*</FONT c>

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[3MTA3]

The only lesson you should be taking from this is "pay yer bills on time"...unless youre being evicted for some other reason...

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[Escape Artist]

Good luck.

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[Minimaul]

Come to Alaska , they pay ya over $2,000 a year to live here . (After you've lived here for a year though)

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[gone~away]

KB.. you the man http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

hope things work out... damn the man

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[King Bastard]

*wonders if he can sell his attitude on Ebay*

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[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">We want an update KB. What's your status?</FONT c>

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[Poteen]

Tons of luck KB!!!

Any updates?

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Geocities can suck my brass nuts!!

[King Bastard]

Yeah, here's a weird one for ya. Seems that someone here in my complex had issues with me, so they called in a complaint to the front security gate, and had my car towed. Make any sense? Or course not. so here I am, no car, no way to get to the tow yard, no way to get to the bank to draft a money order with which to sate the wolves nipping at my heels.

tell ya what tho, I'm not going to pay for the tow charge, and I'll see to it that I get the dopey fucker working the sec. gate in as much shit as I can. It's time to live up to this name of mine. I intened to do right by it.

As far as getting the boot, I pulled some strings and raised some cash, so these fuckwits might be happier about my staying on here.

As always, I thank you all for the kind words and sweet thoughts sent my way.

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[Koliedrus]

Call a cab, head to the bank, tell the cabbie to wait, get the money order cashed and go get your car! Keep the receipts. Ask the cabbie for one as well.

Go, Your Highness!

Updates = YES, DAMMIT!!!

[King Bastard]

Heh, this is slmost getting funny.

ok, so I sally forth to the office this morning, a full hour before they are due to open. But I see people walking about in there, and there is a CUTIE waiting outside, tapping on the glass. I join her in the rap-rap-rapping on the pane, and we get to talking. she needs her freinds front door locked, and I tell her my woes. Finally, some guy comes to the door, she gets her problem solved, I'm on my cell trying to pester the site proprieter (hereby known as S.P.) into helping me out. almost seemed like the chick was flirting with me as well. I mean she was fucking cute.

Anyway, she runs off to show homeboy just which unit needs to get buttoned up. I stand there like a fool, calling into work to let them know what the dilly is. she's coming back around thru the lot, and I get bold. I wave her down and ask if there is any way I can catch a ride from her over to the yard where they have my car. Sadly, she tells me that she's got a big ride to Tampa in front of her and hasnt the time to waste lugging me about town. Oh well, had to try. Gotta admit, if I were her, I wouldnt have given me a ride either http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Ok, back ot the important stuff. To my surprise the SP was very accomadating of me. She was on the phone trying to hammer this out as I walked into her office. The complex ended up paying the full towing charge, gave me a ride there, AND called the people that provide security for the site. The owner of the sec. firm was supposed to come down today to discuss the problems with the guy in the booth. So, bottom line, I got my car back, got my shit payed up, and almost all is well, (Damn, that girl was a lil hottie).

One problem tho, I notcied that my car now gets a vibratory problem when accelerating from 40 to 60 mph. I let the SP know this, and I might be getting the car looked at, and fixed, on them. It wasnt doing it before, so all I can think of is these towing brutes bullied the car outta the spot and fucked it in the heart somehow.

Interesting postscript to all this. I wound up getting my hands on a copy of the report the gate idiot filed to the office. I have the name and apt # of the guy responsible for getting me towed in the first place. He told the gaurd that i cut him off in the parking lot. And the gaurd claimed that I didnt have a resident sticker (which I of course do) in my windsheild, and was thereby parked illegally. Now, do I go bust balls on this kid that got me so pissed, or do I just beratew the guard?

Your thoughts on this are most welcomed.

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[Escape Artist]

All of the above....just don't get yourself in trouble over it. These assholes tried to fuck you...might as well give as good as you get, if not better. I hate fucking towing places...they almost always manage to fuck up your car. Mom's Camaro suffered body damage, courtesy of the local fuckwads. Death to the neighbors. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[Wise Womcat]

Well hell yes you go rein hell on him. I wouldn't do anything too small. Settle for nothing short of slashing all 4 of his tires. Make sure that he is inconvienced as much as you were.

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[Koliedrus]

How's it go...

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

It's even better if the ingredients aren't bland and the cook doesn't get burned. I think a "recipe" is in order here.

[King Bastard]

This is something that I'm pondering.....

fucking with his car is kinda lame, but something I can see myself doing. I wanna come up with something better than that tho. a big part of me just wants to knock on the door and chew him out.


More later, perhaps even a new thread on the actions I take, if any.

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[Poteen]

Kill their pets...

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Geocities can suck my brass nuts!!

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Do not kill any innocent pets. Shame on you Poteen. Animals are better than people. People deserve KB's wrath, not pets.

KB: There's always the stand-by of having a dozen pizzas delivered to your victims. Order them from a pay-phone since most pizza delivery places keep caller ID logs.

The incompetent guard and the dipshit neighbor both have it coming to them. Don't let this one slide and by all means don't neglect to inform us if and when you take action.

Your partner in crime and petty revenge,
Mudflap
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[King Bastard]

first off, pets are not allowed by the lease. which makes me want to fill the guys apartment with , say, 3 dozen rats.... and then call in a complaint of vermin streaming form his doors.

Oh, I will act on this. but my gut tells me that it's best to wait till this is forgotten by all parties save myself. Cant go off half-cocked on this. I want for it to make a GOOD story when the time comes to tell it.


That's not to say that suggestions arent welcome.

Get devious, I know you guys are up to it... Except Poteen... c'mon man, kill his pets????? My danish friend, I thought you above such lowly acts. Next you'll tell me to key his car to all hell. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Strider]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>One problem tho, I notcied that my car now gets a vibratory problem when accelerating from 40 to 60 mph. I let the SP know this, and I might be getting the car looked at, and fixed, on them. It wasnt doing it before, so all I can think of is these towing brutes bullied the car outta the spot and fucked it in the heart somehow.[/quote]

Your alignment is screwed. The vibrating is caused by you're front wheels trying to go in the direction they are pointed. Since one is straight and the other is a little off...the one that is a little off is trying to take over...

Test: start going down the road...set yourself driving as straight as you can...let go of the steering wheel and see which way your car is pulled.

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[Escape Artist]

Ideas galore: click me (http://www.e-a1.f2s.com/evil.txt)

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[KiwiTrip]

<font color=limegreen> hmmmmmmmmm
those assholes.. *steaming mad*.. ill kill them... well as long as your shit is fixed KB and your apartment ok.. then i feel a little better.. just remember the karma rule..

whats you send out.. comes back.. and it may take a while to come back.. *good and bad*.. but it does. i am living proof of that..

although.. its ok to give karma a swift kik in the ass every now and then.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

put peanut butter under his door handles and windshield wipers.. :P </font>

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[King Bastard]

chunky peanut butter, right?


and I SHOULD scold you for being away so long, but I'm just glad to read ya again. Dont be a stranger so much......

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