i am stupid

[nyarlethotep]

let me tell you about my fucking day. i get up and forget my dentist appointment. i was up in time but i forgot and was making a pb& j for lunch. so that cost me thirty bucks for nothing. i am now in a very bad mood so i go to school to do some work. on the drive in my cd player in the car acts up and starts to spit the cd out repeatedly. this is an intermitent problem caused by cold or humidity. so i have now had enough. i start punching the radio. i hit it more than three and less than six. i look at my hand and see that it is bleeding so i make a fist and look at it. i see blood and some fatty looking stuff and bone. so i now drive to health services. they won't suture it because they can't see the tendons. now i have to go to the ER. after 41/2hrs they look at it and send me to an ortho. i had cut a tendon 2/3 of the way through. the ortho sewed it up and now i have a huge splint on my right hand. i am right handed. typing now sucks ass. i feel that i have paid for my stupidity. any thoughts? p.s. me=0 radio=1, next time i am going to kick the thing right out of my fucking dash.

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Does your school offer any anger management courses?</FONT c>

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[Strider]

Yes, you are.

p.s. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[Minimaul]

I used to do that . Not miss dentist appointments , but punch my cd player when it didn't do what I wanted it to do . Now I don't have one. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif Infact I have NO stereo in my car what-so-ever. Sometime's I enjoy the silence. But not all the time . Like on my way snowboarding I like to ' Rock out , With my Cock out! ' . But now I can't.

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[John the barstard]

I hate days like that.

But it the nature of things, karma, equal and opposite reactions and all that, while you're having such a shitty day, someone else is maybe having a brilliant day.

Like when you're sitting waiting in a hospital with a throbbing hand, someone else from the hypertribe is getting laid.

No hang on that's way too far fetched.

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[Minimaul]

Damn straight that's far fetched .

How the fuck am I going to hurt my hand?


Pffft!


Duh!

I'm NOT!

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[nyarlethotep]

well if you need to hurt your hand too then come over and punch my cd player. it still fucking works AND it didn't fuck with me for the rest of the day. next time it needs a lesson i will call on you. it has a litte shattered part on the top trim and some bits'o'skin but is otherwise unharmed. hehe

[Koliedrus]

I had a day like that once.

On second thought, no I haven't http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Aaaaahahahhaa! "...anger management...".
*wipes away tears*
Fucking inanimate objects. Next time I trip going up some stairs I'll set the place on fire.

Yay me! I got out an entire thought after seeing one of Minimaul's sigs! I suppose you could say that I've got those sigs licked but then I'd have to worry about an intervention.

[King Bastard]

Yeah, I used to subscribe to the Trent Reznor school of thought. The one that said "Every once in a while, somethings gotta pay". I had a really horrible radio in my old car. sometimes the stations wouldnt come in, so I'd bash the hell out of it with an ice scraper. Mom got me pissed once, so I punched the fuck outta this framed picture. Glass and blood everywhere. Was ripping broken glass from my fist with my teeth. I dont so that kinda shit anymore... Call it maturity or whatever. But I just cant see that point in it anymore.

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[Mr. Snrub]

It's fun to smash things!

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
It's fun to smash things!

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Unless those things draw blood, expose bones and sever tendons.

On the other hand (I didn't just say that and won't continue the thought since drugs are bad, m'kay)

[Uberwonder]

Geeee sorry I couldn't respond sooner, I was getting laid. What did I miss?

[John the barstard]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:
I was getting laid[/quote]

For 4 1/2 hours by any chance?

[Uberwonder]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by John the barstard:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:
I was getting laid[/quote]

For 4 1/2 hours by any chance?

[/quote]

Of course!

But that includes the pre-sex begging, foreplay, searching for the condoms, more foreplay, short break to put out kitchen fire from food left cooking during foreplay, ordering pizza because food was burnt beyond edibility, resuming foreplay, throwing on enough clothes to answer door for pizza, eating, resuming foreplay, new search for condoms, actual sex, changing sheets when we discovered that actual sex took place on other half of pizza.

Yeah... about 4 1/2 hours, fairly normal time for me. I laugh at guys that only last a few minutes.

[nyarlethotep]

lol!

[D_I]

4 1/2 hours in the ER at Wentworth-Douglass, nyarl? (Im assuming thats where you went) Ive done that. Punching inanimate objects is bad.

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:
Yeah... about 4 1/2 hours, fairly normal time for me. I laugh at guys that only last a few minutes.

[/quote]

Son, you should think of me as your GOD! Given your rules, I've had sexual encounters that have lasted MONTHS! In fact, I think I may be having sex right now!

[Uberwonder]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:
Yeah... about 4 1/2 hours, fairly normal time for me. I laugh at guys that only last a few minutes.

[/quote]

Son, you should think of me as your GOD! Given your rules, I've had sexual encounters that have lasted MONTHS! In fact, I think I may be having sex right now!

[/quote]

The truth be known, from the age of about 13 on, life is nothing but preforeplay with occasional moments of successful encounter.

Let's watch the "son" stuff there, Kol, you are giving the impression of a superior age which is far from the case, I assure you.

[nyarlethotep]

why yes that is exactly where i went dead_inside. it took a few hours at that hospital when i separated my roommates shoulder too. that place is so slow. i am just glad i didn't get the crazy indian doctor. he frightens me. i take it you are in the area. are you a student at unh or in the "real world"?

[D_I]

Real life, sadly. Work in Portsmouth, live in Dover. Went to school at UNH off and on about 12 years ago.

I think Ive experienced the DR. you are talking about but I cant remember his name at the moment.

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[nyarlethotep]

yeh that dr gets really happy when he gets to sew ppl up and he does a poor job from what i have seen. actually he is always way too happy. i live in dover also. it is close to school and the landlord allows me to have a dog and cat.

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:

The truth be known, from the age of about 13 on, life is nothing but preforeplay with occasional moments of successful encounter.

Let's watch the "son" stuff there, Kol, you are giving the impression of a superior age which is far from the case, I assure you.

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Yikes! My bad. No offense intended. What's my penance?

[Uberwonder]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:

The truth be known, from the age of about 13 on, life is nothing but preforeplay with occasional moments of successful encounter.

Let's watch the "son" stuff there, Kol, you are giving the impression of a superior age which is far from the case, I assure you.

[/quote]

Yikes! My bad. No offense intended. What's my penance?

[/quote]

HAHAHAHA!!! You bad??? NEVER! Me offended? Why elephants bring their babies by to show them what a true pachyderm is.

Penance... Hmmmm THe Hanging Gardens of Babylon, I've always been sorry I missed that. Do you have a green thumb?

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Uberwonder:
Penance... Hmmmm THe Hanging Gardens of Babylon, I've always been sorry I missed that. Do you have a green thumb?

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My Mommy does. Can she help?

Sheesh. This may take a while...

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Quit being such a hard ass Uberwonder. Let Kol buy you a pint and you two can go back to playing nice nice. Heaven forbid these penances remain so difficult. I tend to piss off most people.</FONT c>

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[Uberwonder]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mudflap:
<FONT COLOR="Orange">Quit being such a hard ass Uberwonder. Let Kol buy you a pint and you two can go back to playing nice nice. Heaven forbid these penances remain so difficult. I tend to piss off most people.</FONT c>

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Hey! I like gardens!
Besides, I'm not much of a beer drinker.
Rum is about the only drink for me. I want to be a pirate when I grow up.