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[Zombie]

I am sitting around, getting drunk all by my lonesome and trying to think of something witty to say (and failing miserably as usual), so I decided to waste electrons on inanity (is that really a word? I'm not sure...) just because I can't stand another minute of programming, plus I currently lack the mental capacity to reason logically. If you are pressed for time or disinterested in long, rambling texts I advice you to cut your losses so far and abandon this post.

I will most likely be embarrassed by this post later, but I just want to go on record and say that KiwiTrip is one fine bodacious hottie. That's not what I'm going to talk about, but since she's not here to either slap me, laugh in my face or sue me for sexual harrassment, I thought I would slip it in. So to speak, that is.

No, what I want to talk about tonight is male menopause. No, that's not it. Hmmmm.....Oh yes, I wanted to talk about women's butts....No, that's not it either.

Shit, I lost my train of th...oh wait! I wanted to talk about lucid dreaming. For any of you who are not familiar with this concept, it is an conscious attempt to 'wake up' in your dreams, realize you are dreaming, and then control the course of your dreams. I have had a couple of lucid dreams when I was a younger man and didn't realize the significance of what I was seeing/doing, and have recently been looking into techniques to bring about lucid dreaming. This is supposedly a way to unlock a hidden world where you can fly, talk to lost loved ones, and a host of other fantastic adventures. I have as of yet been unsuccessful, presumably due to the exhaustion that my crazy-assed schedule induces. My question to you all: have you experienced this phenomenon, and if so, what were your experiences?

I know, this sounds like a bunch of New Age psychobabble bullshit, but having actually done it unbidden when I was younger, I can easily believe in it. What are your thoughts on the matter?

~ Drunken Zombie (sounds like a martial art, don't it?) ~

[TokenCracker]

I have had something that might be lucid dreaming. It was about this time last year and I was sleeping after getting really high by myself on 2 blunts worth of lased stuff but in a bong. I had eaten a whole cheese cake pie by myself after smoking the fat twenty bag before going to sleep in the middle of late night (w/conan) and i drank ginger ale but I normally drink mountain dew. So as I am avoiding the awful truth (sleeping) I wake up and jerk off into a j crew catalog, on the page with no women, only women's bikinis laid out in rows on the page with prices and I usually use a page with a picture of a bitch. So after that weird jerk in my sleep where I use my imagination while jerking off, I go back to bed but I had a hot blond girl there that was sleeping chest down and naked because her asshole was open like a pipe. I lay down and play a role playing game on Nintendo 2. I stop and get up to go to my computer and post 80 something (overly retouched) pictures of a girl know as tiffany. I go back to bed and go to sleep and then I dream about my childhood but its not my childhood, its all from the beginning of BASEketball I thought as I bullshitted myself into thinking it was really mine. I woke up as an 8 year old living in Futurama. A robot walked to me and scared me to death because it looked as creepy as the terminator walking down that hall inside the software factory in the first terminator movie. This robots name was stileBOT but it resembled a condom machine with bender type legs and arms attached. I had a heart attack right away from the scare of the robot and the enema of slurm cola that the spider like machine forced. On that note, I awoke in my sleep and rolled over and my rock hard cock was longer than ever now and I rolled over and, without even thinking that there was a woman laying in the bed with a fucked up asshole (now laying on her more onto her right side, my cock falls onto the far left side of the right bun and that guides my large cock into the hole and I do not even acknowledge this and I lay there for a few minutes and then have an orgasm and go to sleep only to be woken up before today show comes on when in real life, I am listening to Later while having this dream, but I was only woken up in the dream because the girl, who I now recognize to be Amaya from the real world Hawaii and the road rules/real world challenge, gets out of bed and my even still hard cock gets yanked out of her ass and she bitches at me for putting my dick in her ass and I find out that she has an English accent and her titties look even better now that they are not covered up. I role over and jack off on the bed while she goes into the bathroom to put a hair dryer into her pussy and cut it on high, I cum on the bed after two strokes without even flexing my dick once and then stop breathing and wake up and wonder how long i'd been asleep, why all they lights are on, and why my pager is going off when I have not even been home 5 hours. It was really fucked up, and it is absolutely true. I don't enjoy typing this much on one post. I am sorry if you think I need paragraph breaks

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