Fear of Mammoths Complex

[Zombie]

Hi, my name is Zombie. I have an irrational fear of mammoths. Sometimes when I start to take a shower, I look at the drain and it is totally clogged with great clumps or hair and I know...I KNOW... that one of those wooly bastards has been in MY shower, and probably using MY toothbrush. The wankers...I hate them all....


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"Kill them. Kill them all." - Dustin Hoffman, "Hook"

[Rabble Rouser]

Hey Rogue...can I still stick with my toys? I like my toys.

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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

[KiwiTrip]

but rabble... your toys are sticky ...

[Rabble Rouser]

I'll clean them, and they won't be sticky...except if they've just been used. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

[Zombie]

Sticky toys?? Eeeewww!

Hmmm, suddenly I find myself strangely turned on.

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"Kill them. Kill them all." - Dustin Hoffman, "Hook"

[Zombie]

Jeez, I hate that pic of me...it looks like I'm taking it up the arse from the guy behind me!

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"Kill them. Kill them all." - Dustin Hoffman, "Hook"

[Rabble Rouser]

Originally posted by Zombie:
Sticky toys?? Eeeewww!

Hmmm, suddenly I find myself strangely turned on.



You should be. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
And that is just the beginning of the Weirdness that it this Carnival of Souls...TheHyperTribe.

I couldn't have asked for a better bunch to start off with. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif


"... with whom to start off."

Don't make me get nasty on you. I've already formed a mental picture of Zombie's Mammoths scratching their assholes with his toothbrush while he sleeps.

My dreams will be tainted, thanks.

[Zombie]

Pustulent wooly anuses...sounds like a rock band. "This is Casey Casum, the band called Pustulent Wooly Anuses hit the number one spot this week with their hit song 'Skullhump,' and it goes out as a long-distance dedication from Missy to Biff, that bad-rockin' dude who make her heart sing and her world go round."

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"Kill them. Kill them all." - Dustin Hoffman, "Hook"