Gale-The evil stepmother

[Kayla]

as many of you have heard..my stepmother is an evil blood sucking bitch. not only that!! shes stupid as well...and being that her stupidity at times amuses me, i would like to use this thread to share some of her senior (shes 58) moments with you.

This is her funniest yet...whie in an argument she told me that I'm a slob and i dont keep my room neat. Then she told me that Bill (the boyfriend) is going to leave me when he goes to college because college kids keep their dorms spotless!! (ive been to my friends dorms and they are ANYTHING but spotless)...i asked her where she heard this from since she never went to college....her absurd reply..."Well on TV all the college kids have neat dorm rooms...if its on TV it must be true."

may god strike me dead if thats not what she said.

Whenever she says anything else really stupid ill be sure to post it here for your amusement

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So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

[MAC]

It definately sounds like her communication skills are weak.
And she tends to justify snap descisions with snap logic.
Sounds like she's having a terrible time trying to be a grown up in a relationship with a man who has a daughter he loves very much.
I'd be willing to bet she feels tremendous animosity towards you for holding so much of his attention.
He views you with a degree of perfection she has to shoot down to justify her position as his wife.
The family members are in place but she doesn't how to play her role.
And I'd be willing to bet you have been defensive.

Keep it light hearted as you can.
Keep her at arms length, but don't shove her away.
Treat her with indifference and then yoyu can at least sit across from her at Thanksgiving 10 years from now with your own kids.

And when you get out on your own try to come back and smile and small talk as an adult, cause that's what she wants anyway.
Not a kid, or a teenager, or a young adult, or a daughter.

(Is it me or do I sound like Dr Laura?)


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Hahaha. Yes, my stepmonster was a stupid cunt too. Ignore them, eventually you go away.

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"Do not open your mouth to tell me that your mind has convinced you of your right to force my mind. Force and mind are opposites. Morality ends where a gun begins."

[Cruise Director]

My stepmother is a beautiful person. She is at times better than my real mother. She is definitely the best thing to ever happen to my dad.

I'll share her with all of you if you want.

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Koliedrus]

Consider it an obligation, Cruise.

I would appreciate it if you would all provide your points of view on this subject. My brother and his son will benefit from your experiences. Hopefully many others will as well.

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Cruise Director]

My sister and I will be the only children my stepmom will ever have. She was brutally gang raped in her early twenties and the filthy bastards broke her baby maker. She married my father when I was 24. She used to work for my father, so I've known her since I was a teenager. I have only inquired once as to when they got "together" and dad told me it was really none of my business. I concur, now, and am just thankful that they are together. She has rejuvenated my father. They fly kites, go for walks, and do stupid shit that young couples do. I think it's great. My dad has never been happier.

Sherri is the most loving grandmother to my neices and a wonderful mother for me and my sister. I sometimes wonder if it is because she can't have her own that she knows to take full advantage of us. She is very thoughtful. I get cards on every holiday. EVERY holiday. Yes, I did get one for the fourth of July.

I feel that being a step-parent has got to be one of the most difficult roles for a person. If the children are younger, you get the "you're not my real parent" response. Older children will compare you to their real parent. Most creatures in nature won't take to another animals spawn. I think that sometimes we have the same response. I just thank goodness that my stepmom is so wonderful. I hope that she and my father will be happy into the very distant forever.

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.