3MTA3
02-13-2001, 06:44 AM
Fight 01: begin transmission//
this is the original contact letter...I fucking hate spam...bold comments are mine...
To: "'eatme@drunkenbastards.com'" <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
Subject: Steve/XO Network Web Hosting
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2000 13:30:23 -0700
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Hello John,
Let me introduce myself, my name is Steve Lenington and I work with
XO Communications formerly known as Concentric, a premier partner with
Register.com and one of the top Internet Service Providers in the country.
I'm sending you this e-mail because I was unable to contact you by phone(could that be because my info is all fake?? dumbass).
Now that you have your domain name registered, or one in mind, getting a
website started is just around the corner. I've included some information
in the following e-mail to help you get acquainted with our plans and prices
for web-hosting. Right now I am able to offer you 1 month free and no set-up
fee for our CH-1 plan. Please feel free to contact me if you have any
questions about getting your website up and going.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Web Hosting Specialist
Steve Lenington
1-800-476-0196 ext. 5073
Thank you for your interest in XO Communications Corporation's Web Hosting
services and solutions.
Please take a look at these links and let me know which XO Hosting Plan you
feel best suits your immediate needs.
http://www.xo.com/web_solutions/whyhosthere.html http://www.xo.com/web_solutions/iknow_host.html http://www.xo.com/web_solutions/host_compare_plans.html
I look forward to working with you and to hearing from you soon.
I thank you for your time in advance and I look forward to speaking
with you in the near future.
Remember..."Now the Internet revolves around you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steve Lenington
Sales Representative
XO Communications
16842 Von Karman Ave. Irvine, CA 92606
Email: kdolan@concentric.com
Web: www.xo.com (http://www.xo.com)
Voice: (800) 476-0196 ext. 5073 (toll free)
Fax: (949) 567-5030
Direct: (949)567-5073
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: John Bobbit [mailto:eatme@drunkenbastards.com]
Sent: Tuesday, October 10, 2000 9:48 PM
To: Web Hosting Information
Subject: Re: Steve/XO Network Web Hosting
Hi...thanks for sending me some bull shit...My fucking site is already
hosted and I pull in more hits than any site on your server...Im glad you
sent me that form letter though...thanks for being so impersonal...maybe if
you got your fucking head out of your ass you would realise that I severed
my affiliation with Register.com as soon as I registered...your e-mail was
unsolicited and I dont appreciate the fact that you send me this fucking
e-junk-mail you fat bastard...fuck you, your company, and your cum covered
wife you shitfucking gutter slut...
Fuck off...
John Bobbit
To: "'eatme@drunkenbastards.com'" <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
Subject: RE: XO Network Web Hosting
Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2000 08:00:14 -0700
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Hello,
Allow me to apologize for doing my job, I know it must have took
allot out of you to simply delete my email. And if you are satisfied with
the cheap hosting that you receive Register.com than that is your option,
but to insult someone for doing there job, well that's just ignorant. Hope
your web site is everything you deserve it to be, maybe you will mature a
little in the mean time, thank you again for your unwanted input.
XO
From: John Bobbit [mailto:eatme@drunkenbastards.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 11, 2000 10:55 PM
To: Web Hosting Information
Subject: RE: XO Network Web Hosting
Again...you fail to grasp...anything. Im not affiliated with
Register.com...at all(I purchased the domain and split). Like I said...Im
already hosted and I didnt ask for your form letter(nice try with the
"unwanted input" jab there you hypocritical ass goblin)...Im sure
Register.com gave you my email addy and thats their fuck up...besides the
fact that my domain has been reliably and professionally hosted for over a
month, and besides the fact that your extremely fucking late in offering me
such a "great" deal...your not even reading my reply...for fucks sake man,
you need a lesson in sentence structure...go re-read your response to me and
tell me its not three times as convoluted as the form letter.
I can understand that your only "doing your job", but if your job involves
opening the "form_letter.txt" file and sending it to people who could give a
flying fuck about your asspacking service(people like me) then maybe you
should look for a new one...dick.
And one last thing...boy...I could be your fucking daddy. Just because you
dont(or maybe cant) fling insults and explicatives around with the practiced
ease of a heterosexual sans stick in the ass(I do understand your acting as
a company rep and your only offensive tactic is your trite sarcasm), doesn't
mean your not just some dime a dozen business school grad with a B.S. from a
community college...fag.
To: "'eatme@drunkenbastards.com'" <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
Subject: RE: XO Network Web Hosting
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 08:31:35 -0700
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Got prozac?
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 20:18:09 -0400
Reply-To: <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
To: Web Hosting Information <WebHosting@xo.com>
Subject: RE: XO Network Web Hosting
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Nice one you fucking heterophobe...your still stupid...your transparent play on a Milk ad, plus your reference to a medication for DEPRESSION was both idiotic and unfunny...try again my little fuckpuppet...next time get your fucking pill references straight you crooked dicked manwhore...think lithium or some equally sedating drug...moron...I have come to the conclusion that you are just one more dumb fuck with an e-commerce job...get back in your maze you fucking rat...find me some cheese...and maybe I wont verbally rape you the next time you drop me a line...whore...hope the man is treating you well you salaried marionette...
From: WebHosting@xo.com
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 09:06:16 -0700
"Verbally rape", don't flatter yourself you silly little man. You bore me
with your lack of originality.
What's wrong, did mommy never love you. Get a life pal, because your
crusade
died almost 60 years ago.
Round One
From: John Bobbit [mailto:eatme@drunkenbastards.com]
Sent: Sunday, October 15, 2000 11:05 PM
To: WebHosting@xo.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:...
Oh...so not only have you gotten your B.S. in business at some shitfucking
community college, but you took an intro to psyche course while you were
there...good to see mommy and daddys cash didnt go to waste on filling your
head with totally worthless information...and yet you bitch about
originality...your still not fucking witty, my little ass puppet...keep
dancing that fucking jig you dance so well and I might toss a fucking
quarter or two in that gaping ass hole of yours you broke and groveling
street performer...
And what crusade is this you speak of?? You should try to be less fucking
vague the next time you compose an email without the help of your fat assed
secratery and her batch of .txt files...you dumb fuck, you should seriously
consider getting her to type up your fucking emails from here on out, as so
far, I havent seen anything from you but garbled messages with only a hint
of humor...and little to no malice...I refuse to even point out the fact
that yer little "Im bored" comment coupled with the fact that you actually
sent me an email is fucking hipocritical in the extreme, but I can be that
way too...you fucking pussy with teeth...
Love,
EATME
To: "'eatme@drunkenbastards.com'" <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:...
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2000 09:30:22 -0700
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You try to hard, I bet you got punked on alot at school. And now all you do
is sit infront of your computer and write your childish emails, that have no
structure, nor meaning. Your just a vision with an additude, you insipid
human being. Finally would you please get of this Community College thing,
you constantly recycle it, get new material.
To: eatme@drunkenbastards.com
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:...
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2000 10:11:38 -0700
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Are you by any chance related to Lorena Bobbit? I think if there's any one
out there that should eat you, it should be her. After all, she's the one
that has your sausage in her hand not me you little but lovin, ass munchin
monkey lover. It makes sense you'd ask to be eaten, cuz your a little fairy.
Only little fairies like you ask to be eaten out. . What now! just because
you listen to bullshit bands like Rage everyday doesn't mean you could come
here and act like a Mother F*&ken expert in life...you dont know who you
talkin to b*&ch...im a war veteran and I'll easily find you if I really want
to you mother f@$ker...I have connects that can take you out in broad
daylight mother f@%ker. I came form a Communist country...do you even know
what is like to have to f@*ken watch your unkle get a bullet in the head
right in front of you 'cause he's considered to be against the government.
No you dont, and you know why, 'cause you grew up in a little town in
subburban America. Now, don't you come around and tell me what I know and
what I don't know. I didn't grow up in your fake ass world and no I wasn't
fed democracy with a spoon like you. I'm from a fucked up country which you
probably never even cared to look up. I wasn't verbally taught respect, I
was shown what respect is.
With that in mind go around and hassle someone at "yer" level whitey's
monkey!
-Blow me
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2000 18:19:33 -0400
Reply-To: <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
To: <WebHosting@xo.com>
Subject: Hows "things" my friend????
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Dude...two shitfucking replies to one of my mediocre attacks huh?? Must have hit a nerve...no matter, your still my bitch you fucking ho-cake...try not to combine so many adjectives together in yer insults...just makes you look even fucking dumber...example: "you little but lovin, ass munchin
monkey lover"...I mean really, was that supposed to be insulting?? You come across like a crying child on the playground when you blabber that shit...just stop before you embarrass yourself even further...idiot...
And I really do respect where you came from...although I could care fucking less...no matter what youve been through, I really could give a fuck, Im not going to throw you some "respect" because you give me a fucking sob story, you cum soaked bath towel...adversity is overcome by thousands on a daily fucking basis, get the fuck over it...every one else does...weakling...
So your a foreigner...great...Im insulting an uneducated immigrant...I guess thats your cover story for your horrible grammatical skills...whatever...listen up, chuckles, cause Im only gonna say it flat out once...then Ill imply it constantly...your my fucking plaything, putty in my hands and all that shit...I would be deeply hurt if you sent out one of your "goons" to get me you festering anal wart...try a different idle threat next time...say something like "ill kick yer ass in real life!"...if your act like a total fucking douche bag, do it correctly...fudgepacker...
end transmission//
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[insert lame quote/comment here]
this is the original contact letter...I fucking hate spam...bold comments are mine...
To: "'eatme@drunkenbastards.com'" <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
Subject: Steve/XO Network Web Hosting
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2000 13:30:23 -0700
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hello John,
Let me introduce myself, my name is Steve Lenington and I work with
XO Communications formerly known as Concentric, a premier partner with
Register.com and one of the top Internet Service Providers in the country.
I'm sending you this e-mail because I was unable to contact you by phone(could that be because my info is all fake?? dumbass).
Now that you have your domain name registered, or one in mind, getting a
website started is just around the corner. I've included some information
in the following e-mail to help you get acquainted with our plans and prices
for web-hosting. Right now I am able to offer you 1 month free and no set-up
fee for our CH-1 plan. Please feel free to contact me if you have any
questions about getting your website up and going.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Web Hosting Specialist
Steve Lenington
1-800-476-0196 ext. 5073
Thank you for your interest in XO Communications Corporation's Web Hosting
services and solutions.
Please take a look at these links and let me know which XO Hosting Plan you
feel best suits your immediate needs.
http://www.xo.com/web_solutions/whyhosthere.html http://www.xo.com/web_solutions/iknow_host.html http://www.xo.com/web_solutions/host_compare_plans.html
I look forward to working with you and to hearing from you soon.
I thank you for your time in advance and I look forward to speaking
with you in the near future.
Remember..."Now the Internet revolves around you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steve Lenington
Sales Representative
XO Communications
16842 Von Karman Ave. Irvine, CA 92606
Email: kdolan@concentric.com
Web: www.xo.com (http://www.xo.com)
Voice: (800) 476-0196 ext. 5073 (toll free)
Fax: (949) 567-5030
Direct: (949)567-5073
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: John Bobbit [mailto:eatme@drunkenbastards.com]
Sent: Tuesday, October 10, 2000 9:48 PM
To: Web Hosting Information
Subject: Re: Steve/XO Network Web Hosting
Hi...thanks for sending me some bull shit...My fucking site is already
hosted and I pull in more hits than any site on your server...Im glad you
sent me that form letter though...thanks for being so impersonal...maybe if
you got your fucking head out of your ass you would realise that I severed
my affiliation with Register.com as soon as I registered...your e-mail was
unsolicited and I dont appreciate the fact that you send me this fucking
e-junk-mail you fat bastard...fuck you, your company, and your cum covered
wife you shitfucking gutter slut...
Fuck off...
John Bobbit
To: "'eatme@drunkenbastards.com'" <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
Subject: RE: XO Network Web Hosting
Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2000 08:00:14 -0700
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hello,
Allow me to apologize for doing my job, I know it must have took
allot out of you to simply delete my email. And if you are satisfied with
the cheap hosting that you receive Register.com than that is your option,
but to insult someone for doing there job, well that's just ignorant. Hope
your web site is everything you deserve it to be, maybe you will mature a
little in the mean time, thank you again for your unwanted input.
XO
From: John Bobbit [mailto:eatme@drunkenbastards.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 11, 2000 10:55 PM
To: Web Hosting Information
Subject: RE: XO Network Web Hosting
Again...you fail to grasp...anything. Im not affiliated with
Register.com...at all(I purchased the domain and split). Like I said...Im
already hosted and I didnt ask for your form letter(nice try with the
"unwanted input" jab there you hypocritical ass goblin)...Im sure
Register.com gave you my email addy and thats their fuck up...besides the
fact that my domain has been reliably and professionally hosted for over a
month, and besides the fact that your extremely fucking late in offering me
such a "great" deal...your not even reading my reply...for fucks sake man,
you need a lesson in sentence structure...go re-read your response to me and
tell me its not three times as convoluted as the form letter.
I can understand that your only "doing your job", but if your job involves
opening the "form_letter.txt" file and sending it to people who could give a
flying fuck about your asspacking service(people like me) then maybe you
should look for a new one...dick.
And one last thing...boy...I could be your fucking daddy. Just because you
dont(or maybe cant) fling insults and explicatives around with the practiced
ease of a heterosexual sans stick in the ass(I do understand your acting as
a company rep and your only offensive tactic is your trite sarcasm), doesn't
mean your not just some dime a dozen business school grad with a B.S. from a
community college...fag.
To: "'eatme@drunkenbastards.com'" <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
Subject: RE: XO Network Web Hosting
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 08:31:35 -0700
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Got prozac?
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 20:18:09 -0400
Reply-To: <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
To: Web Hosting Information <WebHosting@xo.com>
Subject: RE: XO Network Web Hosting
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice one you fucking heterophobe...your still stupid...your transparent play on a Milk ad, plus your reference to a medication for DEPRESSION was both idiotic and unfunny...try again my little fuckpuppet...next time get your fucking pill references straight you crooked dicked manwhore...think lithium or some equally sedating drug...moron...I have come to the conclusion that you are just one more dumb fuck with an e-commerce job...get back in your maze you fucking rat...find me some cheese...and maybe I wont verbally rape you the next time you drop me a line...whore...hope the man is treating you well you salaried marionette...
From: WebHosting@xo.com
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 09:06:16 -0700
"Verbally rape", don't flatter yourself you silly little man. You bore me
with your lack of originality.
What's wrong, did mommy never love you. Get a life pal, because your
crusade
died almost 60 years ago.
Round One
From: John Bobbit [mailto:eatme@drunkenbastards.com]
Sent: Sunday, October 15, 2000 11:05 PM
To: WebHosting@xo.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:...
Oh...so not only have you gotten your B.S. in business at some shitfucking
community college, but you took an intro to psyche course while you were
there...good to see mommy and daddys cash didnt go to waste on filling your
head with totally worthless information...and yet you bitch about
originality...your still not fucking witty, my little ass puppet...keep
dancing that fucking jig you dance so well and I might toss a fucking
quarter or two in that gaping ass hole of yours you broke and groveling
street performer...
And what crusade is this you speak of?? You should try to be less fucking
vague the next time you compose an email without the help of your fat assed
secratery and her batch of .txt files...you dumb fuck, you should seriously
consider getting her to type up your fucking emails from here on out, as so
far, I havent seen anything from you but garbled messages with only a hint
of humor...and little to no malice...I refuse to even point out the fact
that yer little "Im bored" comment coupled with the fact that you actually
sent me an email is fucking hipocritical in the extreme, but I can be that
way too...you fucking pussy with teeth...
Love,
EATME
To: "'eatme@drunkenbastards.com'" <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:...
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2000 09:30:22 -0700
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You try to hard, I bet you got punked on alot at school. And now all you do
is sit infront of your computer and write your childish emails, that have no
structure, nor meaning. Your just a vision with an additude, you insipid
human being. Finally would you please get of this Community College thing,
you constantly recycle it, get new material.
To: eatme@drunkenbastards.com
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:...
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2000 10:11:38 -0700
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Are you by any chance related to Lorena Bobbit? I think if there's any one
out there that should eat you, it should be her. After all, she's the one
that has your sausage in her hand not me you little but lovin, ass munchin
monkey lover. It makes sense you'd ask to be eaten, cuz your a little fairy.
Only little fairies like you ask to be eaten out. . What now! just because
you listen to bullshit bands like Rage everyday doesn't mean you could come
here and act like a Mother F*&ken expert in life...you dont know who you
talkin to b*&ch...im a war veteran and I'll easily find you if I really want
to you mother f@$ker...I have connects that can take you out in broad
daylight mother f@%ker. I came form a Communist country...do you even know
what is like to have to f@*ken watch your unkle get a bullet in the head
right in front of you 'cause he's considered to be against the government.
No you dont, and you know why, 'cause you grew up in a little town in
subburban America. Now, don't you come around and tell me what I know and
what I don't know. I didn't grow up in your fake ass world and no I wasn't
fed democracy with a spoon like you. I'm from a fucked up country which you
probably never even cared to look up. I wasn't verbally taught respect, I
was shown what respect is.
With that in mind go around and hassle someone at "yer" level whitey's
monkey!
-Blow me
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2000 18:19:33 -0400
Reply-To: <eatme@drunkenbastards.com>
To: <WebHosting@xo.com>
Subject: Hows "things" my friend????
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dude...two shitfucking replies to one of my mediocre attacks huh?? Must have hit a nerve...no matter, your still my bitch you fucking ho-cake...try not to combine so many adjectives together in yer insults...just makes you look even fucking dumber...example: "you little but lovin, ass munchin
monkey lover"...I mean really, was that supposed to be insulting?? You come across like a crying child on the playground when you blabber that shit...just stop before you embarrass yourself even further...idiot...
And I really do respect where you came from...although I could care fucking less...no matter what youve been through, I really could give a fuck, Im not going to throw you some "respect" because you give me a fucking sob story, you cum soaked bath towel...adversity is overcome by thousands on a daily fucking basis, get the fuck over it...every one else does...weakling...
So your a foreigner...great...Im insulting an uneducated immigrant...I guess thats your cover story for your horrible grammatical skills...whatever...listen up, chuckles, cause Im only gonna say it flat out once...then Ill imply it constantly...your my fucking plaything, putty in my hands and all that shit...I would be deeply hurt if you sent out one of your "goons" to get me you festering anal wart...try a different idle threat next time...say something like "ill kick yer ass in real life!"...if your act like a total fucking douche bag, do it correctly...fudgepacker...
end transmission//
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[insert lame quote/comment here]