Floods

[Koliedrus]

Again, I'm being literal.
Heavy rains have caused a small amount of water-damage to the lower level of my house. If you don't hear from me for a while, now you know why.

No sympathies, please. I've done this before. It used to be a big deal but now it's just a pain in the ass. Yes, I said "ass"! What of it?

Soon, Tribals.

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[Mudflap]

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Please be gentle with me.
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[Koliedrus]

How dare you make light of my predicament!

<FONT size="1">What's the address?</FONT s>

You insensative sonofabitch!

Actually, that's just $83891.01 more than what it'll take to fix this so it won't happen again.

Hey, it's an option http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

(edit: forgot to figure in tax)

[This message has been edited by Koliedrus (edited 02-17-2001).]

[Wise Womcat]

My suggestion: Duck tape! I don't know how you are gong to impliment it or how you will make it work in the end, but I know that duck tape is the answer. After all, that's all MacGuyver ever had to work with and he's still kickin'!

EDIT: Yes, it is called Duct tape...I am specifically refering to the Duck brand. (edit added because some bastard would post a 200 line response telling me how much of a fucking moron I was for not realizing that it was in fact duct tape, and not Duck tape.)
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You're entitled to your own opinion....even though it's WRONG!

[This message has been edited by Wise Womcat (edited 02-17-2001).]

[Uberwonder]

MIT or one of those techie universities did a study and disccovered that one thing duct tape wasn't good for was... taping ducts.

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Wise Womcat:


EDIT: Yes, it is called Duct tape...I am specifically refering to the Duck brand. (edit added because some bastard would post a 200 line response telling me how much of a fucking moron I was for not realizing that it was in fact duct tape, and not Duck tape.)[/quote]

Damnit, there goes my fun for the evening.


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"God prefers people who travel in style." - Casket salesman

[Cruise Director]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Wise Womcat:
My suggestion: Duck tape! I don't know how you are gong to impliment it or how you will make it work in the end, but I know that duck tape is the answer. After all, that's all MacGuyver ever had to work with and he's still kickin'!

EDIT: Yes, it is called Duct tape...I am specifically refering to the Duck brand. (edit added because some bastard would post a 200 line response telling me how much of a fucking moron I was for not realizing that it was in fact duct tape, and not Duck tape.)[/quote]

Cliff Clavin fact o' the day:
Several companies recalled their so-called "duct tape" due to law suits claiming that their product could not actually be used on metal ducting. The tape was sent back to the manufacturers and re-labeled.

That is all.



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"It's not my fault you're too stupid to flip hamburgers. Blame God for that !"

[GoFuckYourselves!]

I thought it WAS duck tape. But I also thought that it was duct sauce!