Solutions

[Koliedrus]

A thread was begun in the main forum concerning our gripes about the system and proposed methods to change them. I proposed one solution (a picture says ...) but the subject of my picture experienced a psycho-temporal displacement episode.

Out of fairness, I've decided to create a group of alternatives.

Enjoy http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

First on the list is a man we all know and love. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the Chief Engineer of the Hypertribe:

BUMOX!!!

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Next comes the Blue Tongued Devil himself...

SIRUS!!!

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Please, please! Hold your applause!!!

He grasps reality in his active mind and transforms complex perspectives into comprehensibly poetic devices. He looks stoned but he's not!

Give it up for GONE-AWAY!!!


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Whoah now! I have one more candidate to introduce! You people on my left need to sit the fuck down or I'll have security remove you.


Um, I've lost my notes. Throwing beer bottles at me won't solve a thing unless you're trying to get thrown out!

I don't recall who this next guy is but he's someone's brother. Be nice. He's an option.

Let's hear it for Someone's Brother!

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Calm down now!

Best of luck to all involved and don't end up in RW's crosshairs. The consequences would surely be a detriment to your career.


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(Sorry in advance for any ill feelings this may cause. I chose pictures and proceeded to play http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif )

Be well.



[This message has been edited by Koliedrus (edited 03-04-2001).]

[King Bastard]

I'm only pissed cause I'm not in there.

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[Koliedrus]

Point to the pic, please, and I'll position you behind the podium.

Pppppppht!

Sorry. Pube stuck between my teeth.

[Sirus]

HAHA oh god Kol, that's some funny shit.

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That's not a tool........that's a brick!

[King Bastard]

Here (http://www.geocities.com/peejay_2kay/brew.jpg) ya go!

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[Sirus]

Wheres the other one? the kind of "side profile" pic.

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That's not a tool........that's a brick!

[AlcoholFiend]

<font color=#p9b5d1>AAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!
damn, the man is gifted with photoshop or the like....

you my man rule!

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[Horgasm]

*throws beer bottle*



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[King Bastard]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Sirus:
Wheres the other one? the kind of "side profile" pic.

[/quote]

You talking to me? *looks around* You talking to ME? *shuffles about a bit, looks around again* you MUST Be talking to me, cuz I dont see no one else here.....


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[Bumox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA


*Bumox falls out of seat and rolls on the floor*


Shit I bumped my head!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Peace

[Koliedrus]

*dodges beer bottles*

Thank you, thank you...

Full size pics available upon request from the original subjects.

*catches a bottle in his mouth*

Hey! This one's full http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Stand by for a new addition to the list...

[Koliedrus]

If I find out who threw that last beer, your ass is grass! Not only did I find a tooth in it, the damned thing was skunk!

I'm calm.... (breathing in through the nose... In... Out...
YES!!!... exhale...)


The next candidate requires no introduction. He is ruthless when retorts are warrented yet he delves into areas many fear to explore.

Ladies, gentlemen...

King Bastard!


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As a matter of record, he's also a Hypernaut with DILDo experience.

Need proof?


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RIF

Check into Tribal Chat! (http://www.thehypertribe.net/irc/)
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[This message has been edited by Koliedrus (edited 03-04-2001).]

[estero]

<font color=pink>ahem, and where am I?

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kaye:
<font color=pink>ahem, and where am I?

[/quote]

*thinkthinkthink...*

AH!

You're sitting in front of a computer reading this!

Was I close?

Sorry, Kaye. I tried but the sunflares make you look like a mime in a dress. PM me a facial and I'll get to work on it.

[Poteen]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!?! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Had enough of me? Want to go where I can't because of my FUCKING firewall??
http://www.thehypertribe.net/irc/
Thats your answer!

[Koliedrus]

Jesus, Po! You've opened that door so wide I don't know where to start!

I'll give it a shot though http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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I think you're in there somwhere but I just can't spot you.



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[Stevo]

do mine!!!!!

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[Poteen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
[B]Jesus, Po! You've opened that door so wide I don't know where to start!

I'll give it a shot though http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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I think you're in there somwhere but I just can't spot you. [/quote]

EEEEEXCEEELENT!!!!!!! YOU KICK ASS!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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[Poteen]

Hey Kol? Where did those KICK ASS pictures of Stevo go?

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Stevo:
do mine!!!!!

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Like this?


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I used a pattern recognition algorythm to search for people who might be related to you. Hey, you can't be a candidate without having a background check.

Here's what I came up with.


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[This message has been edited by Koliedrus (edited 03-04-2001).]

[estero]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:

*thinkthinkthink...*

AH!

You're sitting in front of a computer reading this!

Was I close?

Sorry, Kaye. I tried but the sunflares make you look like a mime in a dress. PM me a facial and I'll get to work on it.

<font color=pink>No can do. I guess I will just have to live without having one. *sigh*

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[This message has been edited by Kaye (edited 02-06-2001).]

[Bishop]

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Here you go Kol. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif




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[Stevo]

Koleidrus.. check your PM's.

[Koliedrus]

Stevo, checked. Feel free to email me and I'll see what I can do.

Bishop,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! You made my nads retreat!

[Koliedrus]

Fixed my stuff.

[King Bastard]

This
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Has got to be one of my all time favorite things that I have ever seen on the net.

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