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VenoM
02-14-2001, 04:53 AM
ROCKS, PEBBLES, SAND
To all the rocks in your life...

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks...rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things...your family, your partner, your health, your children...anything that is so important to you that if it were lost, you would be nearly destroyed. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your energy and time on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal."

"Take care of the rocks first...the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."


VenoM has spoken for the day. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
02-14-2001, 04:59 AM
*applauds*

That was really cool Venom http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

What do you do when the rocks shatter the glass, the pebbles roll away, and the sand turns to mud though?

I think I'm a shattered glass.

God I need therapy.

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FallenAngel
02-14-2001, 05:08 AM
*applaudes*

i agree with muffy .... very good ... venom is da master http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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GoFuckYourselves!
02-14-2001, 05:13 AM
And to think I just got my rocks off!

FunkaY
02-14-2001, 06:21 AM
Very funky way to look at things. I like it.

focusedrage
02-14-2001, 09:03 AM
Very true http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Important and meaningful message, delivered w/ a cool analogy, and not taking more than 1 minute to read.

Those are the best http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Focused Rage
*are you down with the sickness?*

Koliedrus
02-14-2001, 11:44 AM
Bravo, VenoM!!! A keeper if I ever read one.

What if you add water to the system? How about carbonated water? And then food-coloring?

Simmer on medium heat for 30 minutes and serve.

Feeds four.

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SisterTaffy
02-14-2001, 12:00 PM
Brother Venom! <FONT COLOR="Pink">((((((((blushes)))))))))</FONT c>

That was just lovely. I can only imagine how nice it would be to hear that read to me bedside.

YIC,

Sister Taffy


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SisterTaffy
02-14-2001, 12:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Sister! It's time for another exorcism! Those demons are making you out to be a brazen hussy! LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID!

<marquee>GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!</marquee>
[/quote]

RW You rascal you!

I've not seen you in Sinner's Chat for some time. Hope your B-day was a delight and joy.
I will be emailing you with an idea shortly.

Adios!

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Mudflap
02-14-2001, 12:13 PM
<FONT COLOR="Orange">*thinking outside of the box*

What if I got a much bigger jar?</FONT c>

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Mr. Snrub
02-14-2001, 02:29 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mudflap:
<FONT COLOR="Orange">*thinking outside of the box*

What if I got a much bigger jar?</FONT c>

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Bastard! You beat me to it!

*I'M* the resident smartass, consarn it!



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There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking.

Koliedrus
02-14-2001, 02:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
Bastard! You beat me to it!

*I'M* the resident smartass, consarn it!

[/quote]

There there now, Snrubby. Your status is secure.

*Belly scratch*

Wouldn't a bigger jar mean more responsibility? I mean, if the jar represents your life then it increased in volume would mean that the walls would become thinner as it expanded.

Bigger Jar = Increased Fragility

If someone assumes the moniker "Glass" with the sig "Blow me", its not me.

This really has me thinking, VenoM. Thanks http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Mr. Snrub
02-14-2001, 03:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Wouldn't a bigger jar mean more responsibility? I mean, if the jar represents your life then it increased in volume would mean that the walls would become thinner as it expanded.

Bigger Jar = Increased Fragility

If someone assumes the moniker "Glass" with the sig "Blow me", its not me.

This really has me thinking, VenoM. Thanks http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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As i see it, a bigger jar means expanded consciousness... but why must the jar be made of glass? Why not adamantium? Must we be so transparent?


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There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking.

Dog Breath
02-14-2001, 04:15 PM
We got a live demonstration of that in Meyers-Briggs training. And a whole bunch more little exercizes. I hate Corporate Touchy Feely Get In Touch With Yourself And Your Co-workers Team Building Quality Management Paradigm Shifting Thinking Outside Of The Box Critical Thinking Root Cause Self Managed Highly Efficient Safety Trained Pro-Active Basic Care 7 Habbits Quality Plan Team Coach Vision Statement Customer Focused Outcome Based HIPPY CRAP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Ok I'm better now. Whew.

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Koliedrus
02-15-2001, 02:57 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:


As i see it, a bigger jar means expanded consciousness... but why must the jar be made of glass? Why not adamantium? Must we be so transparent?


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Ah! Good point!

I was assuming that the jar represents your/my lifespan. I suppose that the container could represent character so your symbolism has merit.

The implications of your suggestion will require much pondering, Snrub. I thank you from the center of my brain.



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King Bastard
02-17-2001, 02:29 AM
The way I see it:

now, if the rocks are all jagged, then the glass would shatter with greater ease. Or the Adamantium would scratch (don't give me any shit about scratched adamantium, I was reading x-men before it was cool to do so).
Now the rocks are the things of great import to us. the more rounded the rock, the more... accommodating to the vessel it is. Hence, your life would run smoother as well. not to mention that a bit more of the superfluous stuff would fit in there better.

Back in High School I came up with something similar, if not more nihilistic. I offered to my therapist that life was like a cigarette. All fresh and good before a flame hit it, and after... slowly wasting away. Until that last toke, when the head glows the brightest.. anticipating the end of it's existence.....

Imagine if I did drugs back then, whew.....

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Strider
02-17-2001, 04:16 AM
Now the way I like to see it:

The jar is what is a person's makeup. There are essentially 3 parts to every person: psyche (mind), body, and soul (heart). The size of the jar is relative, it takes all three parts of your being to make it a solid construct to manage both it's density and it's strength. It depends on all three of these pieces to the puzzle on how large this jar will be. Whichever one (soul or psyche) decides to expand the jar, it cannot do so if they significantly out weigh either of the remaining two ingredients. You can push your mind so long before your body says "slow the fuck down, jackass". Even though you have more than enough heart to add ingredients, if your mind and body cannot take the increase, you're screwed again. Etc..etc...etc. Not only does this affect the size and strength of your jar, but the rock managment and size of each rock, pebble, and sand particle on the inside.


Anyway...I got sidetracked several times in the middle of writing this garbage and didn't bother to correct and make adjustments where needed. (I'm at work). My mixture is equal in all parts... I really don't care. I'm hitting submit anyway. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

*"Thank you for calling..."

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Strider
02-17-2001, 04:18 AM
You get my drift...I hope anyway. Feel free to expand.

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John the barstard
02-17-2001, 11:04 AM
Life is like a Gin and Tonic.

The ice is the body, the gin is the spirit (of course), the tonic the soul, it’s bubbles the vitality.

Sip and enjoy, but be warned it only lasts so long, enjoy it while it’s there. Leave it too late and it will loose it’s bubbles and the ice will turn to water diluting the flavour.

But beware if you try to get too much out of your G & T and you will end up chewing on a slice of lemon.

Once the drink is done the good barmaid Mother Nature will refresh the glass with a new life, and god will once again consume.

Oh the tragedy of a spilt drink.


John's barstool philosophy

(number 29 out of a series of 362)



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