Jesse's Exlaination

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Ya'll might have already seen this elsewhere, but I thought it was worth posting here:

Jesse's explanation

My dearest congregation:
During an NAACP celebration
for a victory over discrimination -
where I felt righteous indignation -
for my brothers in this troubled nation.
in the heat of my elation
(after several strong libations)
due to my intoxication
I started to feel a sensation
with my unit in full salutation
and in need of some fraternization
so I partook in some fornication
which resulted in the impregnation
of a member of my delegation
(shoulda used spermicidal lubrication
or indulged in self-masturbation)
I didn't consider the ramification
and accidentally added to the population
Adding to the speculation
that I should tender my resignation
(not to mention my wife's infuration
and subsequent threat of castration.)
When suddenly I had a revelation
as her pregnancy reached maturation
that with the NAACP's coordination
and some financial compensation
I could keep this situation
deeply secreted in isolation
and avoid a legal investigation.
There you have my explanation
of this unfortunate situation. </FONT c>

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Please be gentle with me.
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[Bishop]

I like that exlaination. It exlains a lot.

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[Mudflap]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Bishop:
I like that exlaination. It exlains a lot.

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<FONT COLOR="Orange">I deserve that. </FONT c>

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[King Bastard]

I was actually gonna look that one up at dictionary.com, then realized it was a Muddley-flip posting, and thought better of it.

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