Show me your...syllogism

[gone~away]

This was harder than i thought it would be

1)War causes peace
2)War causes death
3)Peace = Death

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[Poteen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by gone~away:
This was harder than i thought it would be

1)War causes peace
2)War causes death
3)Peace = Death

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Wouldn't that be

1)Peace causes War
2)War causes Death
3)Peace = Death

?


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[gone~away]

no, peace does not cause war....

but i can do one in the format you ask for (though mine does work.. kinda)

money causes war
war causes death
money = death

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[Poteen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by gone~away:
no, peace does not cause war....

but i can do one in the format you ask for (though mine does work.. kinda)

money causes war
war causes death
money = death

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I don't quite agree! Peace CAN cause war.. Anyway, that one works better!


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[Poteen]

Newbies leads to Flames
Flames leads to Bannings
Lobo = Banned

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[King Bastard]

Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to suffering
Fear leads to suffering.

*Thanks to Yoda for that one http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif*

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[Koliedrus]

Shit, Po. That's not a silly-jism.

Here:

1: This universe is a closed singularity

2: Closed singularities manifest themselves as black holes

3: Black holes emit subtle quantum radiation which eventually cause them to evaporate

4: This universe will eventually evaporate.


Get with the program, man! This isn't rocket science!

Grrrrr.

(edit: anal)
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[This message has been edited by Koliedrus (edited 02-15-2001).]

[Dog Breath]

Bill Clinton is a felonious liar.

Felonious liar's often go to prison.

Prisoners will often get ass raped.

Bill Clinton will often get ass raped.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Dog Breath]

Rogue warrior is a gun toting scary redneck.

Gun toting scary rednecks rape city boys in the ass and tell them to squeal like a pig.

People who rape city boys in the ass and tell them to squeal like a pig are homosexuals.

Rogue Warrior is a homosexual. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

People own what they make

Woman make people

Therefore; Women own your arses.

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

(The scarey thing is that a *real* philosopher actually used this one to try to refute Nozick :eek http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[Mudflap]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by King Bastard:
Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to suffering
Fear leads to suffering.

*Thanks to Yoda for that one http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif*

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<FONT COLOR="Orange">I'd like to publicly apologize of KB's gross negligence in mis-quoting Master Yoda. Here is the CORRECT quote:

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.

*pimp-slaps KB*</FONT c>

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[King Bastard]

Muddleflip, The original qoute didnt fit within the context of the requested respomses. Hence my paraphrasing of the wise muppet.

9 more times have you. Then, the Dark side unleashed will be. Yes.....

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[Mudflap]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by King Bastard:
Muddleflip, The original qoute didnt fit within the context of the requested respomses. Hence my paraphrasing of the wise muppet.

9 more times have you. Then, the Dark side unleashed will be. Yes.....

[/quote]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Regardless of the requested responses, you went from fear, to anger, to suffering and never gave HATE the time of day. I wasn't about to let that slide.

BTW, where the hell have YOU been?</FONT c>

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[King Bastard]

The price of living is reflected in bills.

bills are paid with currency.

currency is attained by the fruits of one's labour.

This is not a paying gig.

The price of living is offset by the enjoyment of non-paying gigs, and currcny is needed by his Monarchness. Donations welcomed.

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[VenoM]

Well i've got a question about one err semi-one. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Is a zebra = a white horse with black stripes?

or

Is a zebra = a black horse with white stripes?




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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Neither, a zebra is not a horse.

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">A zebra is not a horse just as a lion is not a tiger. Being able to interbreed does not qualify them as members of a common species.

The answer to your question, Venom, is that a zebra is not a horse of any color. A zebra is a zebra.</FONT c>

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[VenoM]

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/redface.gif

ahh, see, i told ya 6 years in highschool didn't pay off http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif




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[Mr. Snrub]

You can't lose some little girl you ain't never had
You can, however, lose money you ain't never had
Therefore, pay more attention to your money that your women

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There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking.