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Billyman
02-10-2002, 02:48 PM
A husband and wife are lying in bed. The man says to his wife, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The wife says, "I'll miss you."
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"Only those who will risk going too far
can possibly find out how far one can go."
- T.S. Eliot
Rabble Rouser
02-10-2002, 02:53 PM
Cute. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
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"Homer, when did you become a member of PETA?"
"You know me, I love animals! Beef, pork, ham..."
CopyCat
02-10-2002, 07:26 PM
thats good.
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everyone dies, not everyone ever really lives.
TotalAnarchy
02-11-2002, 12:57 AM
A woman goes to a sex therapist and says 'Doctor, me and my husband need some help in our sex lives?'
The Doctor replies 'well, what did you see in his eyes when you last had sex?'
The woman pauses, then replies 'Rage, I saw rage in his eyes.'
The doctor asks 'did you see anything else while you were having sex?'
'Yeah, he looked kinda cold too, standing outside the window'
Bad dom tish http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif
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"Savagely circling
His sword on all sides
Strikes his foes
Crushes them down
Thus drops each man
On whom its blow falls"
Billyman
02-11-2002, 02:34 AM
bwahahahahahahahah! Good one TA.
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"Only those who will risk going too far
can possibly find out how far one can go."
- T.S. Eliot
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