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Mudflap
01-11-2002, 11:10 PM
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"In other news, Rogue Warrior has announced his New Year's Resolution to pare down his schedule and take more time for himself. This has been met with widespread skepticism."
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Pianomahnn
01-12-2002, 12:15 AM
Show me your tits.
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"The ABM treaty was a noble but ultimately flawed idea that hindered our ability to bomb the fuck out of countries we don't like."
This is MAC Macsterson with the news.
My cat make a helluva a shit today.
Stunck up the whole downstairs.
New studys show the Denmark Eurotrash population at an all time high.
When reached for comment Skalio had this to say
"Fuck off pigs...."
In more dramatic news
Rogue Warrior was seen today dining on Fettuccini primavera with chicken.
its not yet clear as to whether he bit the head off the chicken himself or had one of his brainwashed followers do it for him but its definately another sign that he IS the anti-stile.
In Domestic affairs...our lead news anchor, Mudfalp, was seen in chat at 3AM this morning. Obviously he had the day off.
Pigs everywhere can breatha sigh of relief to know he'll be back on the job bright and early Monday.
On the business homefront, Austrailians GNP dropped 11 points on the rumor that TA is really White Devil/the Ghost who walks/whatever
In entertainment news...it was PB's birthday today and the police have just cleared out of her apartment. When the strippers get done with their statements to the cops we hope to get a <s>lapdance</s> interview.
...back to you Muddy.
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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.
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Skeet
01-12-2002, 08:52 AM
This is Manfree S. Teek, reporting from Mudflaps sister's bedroom, where lots of defication in between female breats just occured.
Back to you MAC
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TotalAnarchy
01-12-2002, 09:21 AM
This is a live broadcast from Australia, where TotalAnarchy, a.k.a WhiteDevil, TGWW, TimeSlipping, among many others, the wanted dole cheat, drug dealer, sleaze and suspected terrorist (who isnt these days?) has just escaped police custordy after showing the arresting officer a site on the internet, which he falsly claimed showed his innocence, which a picture of a person called 'Skeet', possibly another terrorist in this shadow terror group known as 'The Hyper Tribe'. When the officer was shown this picture, he went into convultions and then a coma, during which TotalAnarchy managed to overpower the other policeman and escape into the night.
The origins of the shadow terror organisation 'The Hyper Tribe' are cloaked in secrecy, however, one insider, which we will call 'Fluffy the Man Hater' said that the founder, the enigmatic 'RougeWarrior' was a disaffected house wife who got sick of cooking and cleaning, got a sex change, a bad hair cut and a gun, moved to Southern U.S, and started preying on young women, as well as spreading the corruption of his evil ways and thoughts.'
Others say that the real power lies in the liutenants, who are known within certain circles as 'Kol' and 'Mac', who are the enforcers, the knowledge base and hatchetmen of THT.
All we know is that tonight, somewhere in Sydney, a dangerous criminal is out there, spreading his seductive lies of freedom and a better future.
More updates on the hour.
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"Savagely circling
His sword on all sides
Strikes his foes
Crushes them down
Thus drops each man
On whom its blow falls"
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Mudflap
01-12-2002, 01:24 PM
<FONT COLOR="Orange">DATELINE: Bumfuckegypt, North Carolina
Local authorities have taken into custody one Billyman Ray Sirus. He has been charged with unlawful possession of a Chinese manufactured anti-aircraft surface to air missile launcher (SAM), complete with over two dozen missiles. When initially questioned as to why he would illegally obtain and install the SAM in his backyard, an irate Billyman replied, "If my government can't protect me, I'm gonna protect myself!" No one seems to know what threat Billyman perceives. He remains in custody and has been denied bond.
In other local news, local celebrity, icon, and all around good guy, Mudflap, will soon be taking piloting lessons in his father's single engine Cesna. Mudflap could not be reached for comment as he has been reported to be very busy "modifying" the airplane in question. We wish him the best of luck and happy flying.</FONT c>
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Skeet
01-12-2002, 04:21 PM
In other news...
http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000913.html
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Minimaul
01-12-2002, 07:11 PM
Last but mainly least.
Minimaul still has no job. And owes lots of money. And will soon be kicked out of his place.
Thanks for tuning in.
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Life sucks . Get a helmet.
That's why I hate the damned news....always bad news bringin me down http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
Think I'll watch the THT sitcom where everything is ok in 28 posts.
Best of luck mini.
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Billyman
01-12-2002, 08:56 PM
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<FONT size="6">Billyman Ray Sirus Has Escaped!</FONT s>
Earlier this afternoon, Billyman Ray Sirus(a.k.a. Billyman) escaped from Bumfuckegypt County Jail. He was scheduled to be transported to a high security complex outside the city later this afternoon. He was suppose to be escorted by FBI officials and later interrogated at the complex for details of how he obtained the missile launcher and what else he may have to hide.
He is believed to also have nuclear capable weapons and several assault rifles and hand guns as well. He is considered at this time to be one of the most dangerous men of all time. He is and should be treated as "armed and dangerous" at all times.
The jailbreak details are still sketchy and this time but it is believed he had inside help with his escape. Guards at the County jail have been brought in by FBI officials for questioning.
More on "Billyman" as the story unfolds.
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