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Kayla

12-19-2001, 03:24 PM

will be together in 2 days....Just thought I'd keep everyone updated....

Friday morning my dads gonna go pick up EA at the bus station....EA gets to sit around my house for a few hours until i get home from school...then...FUN TIMES http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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12-19-2001, 04:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
will be together in 2 days....Just thought I'd keep everyone updated....

Friday morning my dads gonna go pick up EA at the bus station....EA gets to sit around my house for a few hours until i get home from school...then...FUN TIMES http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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That ought to be interesting.. update when it happens please.. I won't be around much friday.. but i hope all goes well... EA be nice.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif and somewhat of a gentlman , atleast while her dad is around.

PB

Good Luck

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Escape Artist

12-19-2001, 07:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:
EA be nice.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif and somewhat of a gentlman , atleast while her dad is around.

PB

Good Luck
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I will most definitely be a gentleman both when her father is and isn't around, I assure you.

*is one slick motherfucker! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif*

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skalie

12-19-2001, 08:35 PM

Kayla's father "So you met online?"

EA "Yes, Kayla used to post porn at a site I frequented, famous for jap scat".

Kayla's father "Jap scat?".

EA "Yeah, sex involving orientals, enema's, shit eating and censored pubic hair".

Kayla's father "Oh, how wonderful, another cup of coffee?".

EA "Thank you sir".

Kayla

12-19-2001, 08:48 PM

hahaha!!!

ow, my sides...they ache

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MAC

12-19-2001, 10:58 PM

*for a breif second theMAC's mind flashes a picture of the boyfriend his daughter meets online (cause thats how its done in 2014)*

Uncle D, we have to begin preparations.
Think of all the firearms that will be illegal in 12 years I will need to hunt and kill these internet men down.

Grrrr... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

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Cruise Director

12-19-2001, 11:19 PM

Skalie, that is the funniest thing I've read in a while. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mac, if Uncle D. is anything like me, he's already polishing weapons.

Cruise: "Want to go hunting some day?"

Neice's BF: "You own guns and like to hunt?"

Cruise: "I'm an avid hunter and gun owner."

BF: "What animals do you like to hunt?"

Cruise: "I don't hunt animals anymore."

BF: "Oh, well, maybe not then."

Cruise: "Sorry things didn't work out with you and my neice."

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TotalAnarchy

12-19-2001, 11:55 PM

Ah jesus that was funny.

But all the best, Kayla, and I hope it works out. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

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Billyman

12-20-2001, 12:36 AM

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Mr. Snrub

12-20-2001, 01:10 AM

I insist on a live webcast.

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SatansLeftHand

12-20-2001, 01:12 AM

billy, where did you get that gif?
i fucking love it.

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Billyman

12-20-2001, 01:14 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SatansLeftHand:
billy, where did you get that gif?
i fucking love it.

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Fark.com the forum.

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Kayla

12-20-2001, 01:22 AM

live webcast?? of what?? *blush blush*

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AcidzCraze

12-20-2001, 04:20 AM

Holy shit! Good luck to both of you. This should definatly be interesting. When I was 17 I took a greyhound bus to Maryland to meet my soon to be finance. It went well. Lived with him and his parents for awhile.

Broke up a few months later. But definatly a learning experience. 

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RiZZ

12-20-2001, 07:05 AM

I HATE YOU !!!!!!

best of luck and wishes... i still have 22 days to wate

GOD DAMN IT!

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mute

12-20-2001, 08:05 AM

atleast some people are finding someone, i still haven't... but best of luck to ya both, and RiZZ too http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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Rabble Rouser

12-21-2001, 12:39 PM

So today's the big day?

I'm so happy for both of you! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

I hope everything goes well, and I'm eagerly awaiting an update. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Kayla

12-21-2001, 02:21 PM

actually the date was changed till tomorrow...there was a mess up w/ the ticket....so he's leaving michigan tonite and he'll be here 920 am tomorrow http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif!

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AcidzCraze

12-21-2001, 02:32 PM

Ahhh! Damn you! heh 

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Kayla

12-21-2001, 11:17 PM

15 hours! bwahhahhahah...dont worry i wont do this every hour..just thought i'd keep everyone VERY updated

*overly excited*

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Escape Artist

12-21-2001, 11:56 PM

Leaving here soon, updates tomorrow morning or afternoon provided all goes well.

Peace, Tribals. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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Mudflap

12-22-2001, 12:35 AM

Bus stations are good places to pick up chicks. 

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Kayla

12-22-2001, 02:59 AM

*slaps mudflap AGAIN!* damn you, can't you behave.

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GoFuckYourselves!

12-22-2001, 04:51 AM

The best of times to the both of you! (I'll be looking through the window.) (But pay me no mind.)

Kayla

12-22-2001, 05:01 AM

kinky!

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GoFuckYourselves!

12-22-2001, 05:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
kinky!

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Kayla

12-22-2001, 05:10 AM

you know you want some of this jailbait lovin....you know it

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GoFuckYourselves!

12-22-2001, 05:13 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
you know you want some of this jailbait lovin....you know it

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YOU BETCHA BY GOLLY!!!

Skeet

12-22-2001, 07:02 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
Kayla's father "So you met online?"

EA "Yes, Kayla used to post porn at a site I frequented, famous for jap scat".

Kayla's father "Jap scat?".

EA "Yeah, sex involving orientals, enema's, shit eating and censored pubic hair".

Kayla's father "Oh, how wonderful, another cup of coffee?".

EA "Thank you sir".[/quote]

Hehehe. Thats exactly how my meeting with LicketySplits father would have gone, if I hadn't fucked everyhting up.

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SatansLeftHand

12-22-2001, 11:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
Kayla's father "So you met online?"

EA "Yes, Kayla used to post porn at a site I frequented, famous for jap scat".

Kayla's father "Jap scat?".

EA "Yeah, sex involving orientals, enema's, shit eating and censored pubic hair".

Kayla's father "Oh, how wonderful, another cup of coffee?".

EA "Thank you sir".[/quote]

and here i thought jap was Jewish American Princess. heheh it applies here.

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Kayla

12-22-2001, 12:52 PM

welp, only about two hours to go. i havent slept since 530...lol. anxiousness :P

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Rabble Rouser

12-22-2001, 12:58 PM

*smiles*

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Kayla

12-22-2001, 01:44 PM

well im going now...when i come back i should have another jailbait with me http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif!

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Koliedrus

12-22-2001, 02:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Escape Artist:

I will most definitely be a gentleman both when her father is and isn't around, I assure you.

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I'll hold you to that. If you guys start a litter of puppies, your future will be written in stone.

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>
*is one slick motherfucker! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif*

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Not so slick to recall that Kayla's father sometimes lurks here? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Have fun, you two. Behave. Don't fuck up your chance to attend Teh Jump.

In fact, let me be the first to emphasize that you retain caution as to what you publish concerning your time together. Be yourselves and enjoy the experience.

Updates are not required during your visit.

Go. Best wishes.

(My heart is all mushy now http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif )

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Escape Artist

12-22-2001, 03:23 PM

Made it here somewhat safe and sound. More details later. Need rest.

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RiZZ

12-22-2001, 04:22 PM

i still hate you kids!

and i still have 20 days

; {

have a blast you fuckers

(punintended)

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Billyman

12-22-2001, 07:16 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Escape Artist:
Need rest.

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I'll bet you do! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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Kayla

12-22-2001, 08:18 PM

Hey!! none of that!! well...not yet :-p!

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FunkaY

12-22-2001, 09:23 PM

This is so exciting!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif The love chickens finally make it together! Damnit we need details..dont make us wait! :P

Good luck peeps http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif
*does the happy dance*

*sneaks Kayla an unF when ea isnt watching*

Mudflap

12-22-2001, 09:34 PM

He shoots! He scores!

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Skeet

12-22-2001, 10:47 PM

Seriously. I get to be the FIRST one to get pics of sexual encounters. I called it two months ago, god damnit.

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Rabble Rouser

12-23-2001, 12:24 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Skeet:
Seriously. I get to be the FIRST one to get pics of sexual encounters. I called it two months ago, god damnit.

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Too late.

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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Escape Artist

12-23-2001, 08:20 PM

I came, I saw, I went to bed. All is well, and no goddamn pictures for you horndogs. Not that there's anything to take pictures of, of course. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

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GoFuckYourselves!

12-23-2001, 08:23 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Escape Artist:
I came, I saw, I went to bed. All is well, and no goddamn pictures for you horndogs. Not that there's anything to take pictures of, of course. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

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That was me looking through the window, by the way.

Kayla

12-24-2001, 06:10 PM

the jailbaits are very happy together...we just got finished wrestling...he won http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
he's in the shower now....we're going to my aunts house for xmas...to get drunk and such! w00t!

merry xmas from the jailbaits

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AcidzCraze

12-24-2001, 10:24 PM

haha. Right on! Merry Christmas to you both. 

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Mudflap

12-26-2001, 04:00 AM

Wrestling, eh? One of the all-time great ways to cop a feel. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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Escape Artist

12-26-2001, 05:41 PM

I s'pose so, Mudflap.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

FEAR MY WINNERNESS!!!

Merry christmas to you all, and I hope your holidays were fun.

Peace, love, and anal warts for your transgressors.

EA

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MAC

12-26-2001, 07:09 PM

uummm.....ya'll did know the web-cam was on right?

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Kayla

12-26-2001, 08:08 PM

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif!

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skalie

12-26-2001, 08:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif!

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Yeah, we're watching the movie right now, excellent stuff, will pm you the link when you're old enough to watch it.

Kayla

12-26-2001, 10:12 PM

old enough to do it...not old enough to watch it on tape...shucks

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Kayla

12-30-2001, 03:48 PM

the jailbaits wontbe together as of wednesday...this makes me very sad. However long it'll be till we see each other again *shrugs*....hopefully sometime before the jump. I might be spending time w/ him this summer in MI....or he might be coming back to NJ (permenantly??)....just giving everyone a bit of an update.

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Koliedrus

12-30-2001, 04:54 PM

Think to wednesday and make your time count.

Think to May and repeat.

Think further et cetera ad infinitum.

Be.

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Minimaul

12-31-2001, 10:30 AM

I wresttled with my shirt off once. It was INTENSE! I don't recomend it.

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Kayla

01-02-2002, 05:36 PM

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* he leaves today at 5. to say that im sad is an understatement....maybe i should just tie him to my chair and not let him leave....>=)

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Kayla

01-03-2002, 12:03 AM

i was so strong when we said goodbye...the cold air helped me hold back my tears...now that im back in my house...i realize im alone again..and the tears come much easier.

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Escape Artist

01-03-2002, 02:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
i was so strong when we said goodbye...the cold air helped me hold back my tears...now that im back in my house...i realize im alone again..and the tears come much easier.

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What she said. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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Billyman

01-04-2002, 03:49 AM

Kayla and EA

You must remember neither of you actually said "goodbye", even if the word was present, the understanding was "until we meet again."

Dwell on that.

Remember the time you recently spent together and smile while your doing so. Dwelling on how much you miss each other isn't bad but you should focus on the time you will spend together in the future as well.

I'm really glad that you guys seem to hit it off so well. Cherish each other, you guys deserve it.

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