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Zombie
12-24-2000, 05:17 AM
I was stuffing another body down my well the other day when I started thinking about decomposition. Have you ever really wondered about how decomposition could be incorporated into our national budget? For example, body surely must decompose faster than treated wood, right? So now we have a bunch of basically empty coffins just lying around under all these cemetaries across the nation. We could start a used coffin service. Some of those coffins are really nice. People then could get a cut-rate funeral service and reduce the financial burden on their loved ones. It would be good for the environment, too. Recycled coffins makes good sense. The government gets a new industry to gain tax dollars from, the people get a way to save on their final expenses, and we maximize our natural resources by conserving precious land area by reusing the holes that have been dug before as well as preserving our national forests by reducing the number of coffins that we had to make.

We could use the land that we would have had to appropriate for extra cemetary space to build fast food restaraunts, you know, to help people die faster and thereby increase our customer base.

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"Kill them. Kill them all." - Dustin Hoffman, "Hook"

gone~away
12-24-2000, 10:53 AM
im thinking it wouldnt work out too well........

a coffin is not empty.. bones and such....

also 'sanctity' and etc....


nice idea though http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Zombie
12-24-2000, 01:38 PM
Nah, we could get around all that. People donate organs all the time, just have people donate their bones. We could make, like, hand-crafted jewelry or something from the bones, sell them, and donate the profits to some humanitarian cause for really great PR.





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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. - Jack Handy

The Rapist
12-31-2000, 12:25 AM
We truely have alot of land to use as cemetaries, be thankful for the moment. In Italy, where cemetary land is scarce, families are allowed to bury their relatives for 5 years. At the end of 5 years the family gets together to pick off the remaining flesh on the bones, so that the bones can be stored in a little box in a huge Mausoleum. I for one do not relish the thought of taking a picnic lunch to the gravesite and "finishing grandma off." Poltergeist should also be takin' into account as a warning.

MuffyTheVampyreLayer
12-31-2000, 02:03 AM
Screw becoming wormfood...I'm getting burned. Probably in more ways than one http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif

King Bastard
12-31-2000, 06:28 AM
C'mon,need I remind you guys?????


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