Zombie
12-24-2000, 05:17 AM
I was stuffing another body down my well the other day when I started thinking about decomposition. Have you ever really wondered about how decomposition could be incorporated into our national budget? For example, body surely must decompose faster than treated wood, right? So now we have a bunch of basically empty coffins just lying around under all these cemetaries across the nation. We could start a used coffin service. Some of those coffins are really nice. People then could get a cut-rate funeral service and reduce the financial burden on their loved ones. It would be good for the environment, too. Recycled coffins makes good sense. The government gets a new industry to gain tax dollars from, the people get a way to save on their final expenses, and we maximize our natural resources by conserving precious land area by reusing the holes that have been dug before as well as preserving our national forests by reducing the number of coffins that we had to make.
We could use the land that we would have had to appropriate for extra cemetary space to build fast food restaraunts, you know, to help people die faster and thereby increase our customer base.
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"Kill them. Kill them all." - Dustin Hoffman, "Hook"
We could use the land that we would have had to appropriate for extra cemetary space to build fast food restaraunts, you know, to help people die faster and thereby increase our customer base.
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"Kill them. Kill them all." - Dustin Hoffman, "Hook"