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SimpleSimon
12-11-2001, 10:57 PM
Men exist because cats won't mow lawns.
Women exist because sheep can't cook.
Neither of these explain CHILDREN.
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[This message has been edited by SimpleSimon (edited 12-11-2001).]
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SimpleSimon:
Men exist because cats won't mow lawns.
Women exist because sheep can't cook.
Neither of these explain CHILDREN.
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Children exist because dogs can't talk? maybe..
actually I think children exist so that parents will have something to adore between cooking and mowing the lawn.
PB
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Billyman
12-12-2001, 12:22 AM
We have children because we're getting tired of mowing the lawn. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif
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Mudflap
12-12-2001, 12:27 AM
<FONT COLOR="Orange">Rather than having kids to mow the lawn, I think it would be cheaper in the long run if I got a tractor and a bush hog.
The job would take a fraction of the time and I'd have back up transportation to boot.
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SatansLeftHand
12-16-2001, 06:25 PM
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story; "If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye."
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