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FallenAngel
02-03-2001, 08:59 PM
so friday was my day off and my roommate has this really great idea that we should go to a tanning bed and tan .... she's paying and i dont have anything better to do so i agree ... its the middle of winter so i am pretty damn pale and my office job doesnt exactly give me lots of time in the sun ... but i used to work outside and ive never burned .... so the tanning specialist suggest i got for 'only' 20 minutes ... roommate is going for 30 and tries to convince me to go for 30 too .... i rather like my pale complextion so i decline and go for the shorter 20 minute session .... i get in the room strip and hope on the bed ... not too bad i think to myself .... radio going and im feeling that warm heat all over and feels really relaxing ... im think this is great im gonna try this more often .... ...20 minutes late bed turns off and i hop out and get dressed .... i feel great ..... we leave ... go run some errands ...i start feeling sore .... take a peek .... what do you know im turning red!!!
my roommate tells me n0ot to worry i prolly just burned a little since it was my first time ..... keep in mind ive never had sunburn and i used to work 10 hour days in the hot texas sun .... so me burning seems odd .... as the night goes on it gets worse ..... every inch of my is burnt .... and i mean burnt .... i cant hardly move .... and today im sitting here at work and i have to keep waddling up and down the halls because my body refuses to move more than a couple inches at a time ....


just wanted to share my misery ...

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King Bastard
02-04-2001, 04:25 AM
Have your friend make up for it by rubbing cold cream, or aloe moisturizer, all over the burnt bits of you. And then tell her to go and get you some ice cream, morphine, and anime....all will be better after that.

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FallenAngel
02-04-2001, 04:30 AM
since im still sitting at work ... thats not possible ... but it sounds like a really good idea http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif i do believe i will have her do that cause im in major pain here ....

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SisterTaffy
02-04-2001, 11:46 AM
Dear Little Angel Who Fell,

Be sure to moisturize less you desire to look like this:

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Next time try a self tanning lotion by Este' Lauder. And remember to slap your friend as hard as you can across her mouth for doing this to you.

I talked with the Lord about it and HE said that your roommate did this on purpose because she has a grudge against you. Cut all of her hair off while she is sleeping and then set her bed on fire. That'll show her.

YIC,

Sister Taffy

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Wise Womcat
02-04-2001, 11:56 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SisterTaffy:
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Call me blind...stupid....mongoloid with fat thighs, but I think he looks kinda cute! I can see where some would find him unattractive...maybe even a little hideous, but I think he probably looks a lot better when the camera person isn't sneaking up on him. He didn't even have time to open his eyes, or smile (you see how it's delayed).

Jumping back on topic (would I actually have to be on topic to begin with in order to jump back on it?? Hmmm), I would personally love to look like him, and if hours in the tanning bed is what it takes, sign me up for a month!

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[This message has been edited by Wise Womcat (edited 02-04-2001).]