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Billyman
11-30-2001, 02:59 AM
Similar things have happened to me in the past but this was one of today's events:

During lunch break I went to Subway to...well....get a sub. It's nothing unusual to have attractive women in there either. You know, the whole healthy eating thing. Well I had been there a few minutes and while standing in line a young woman(about 25 ish) walked in accompanied by a male. She had a large but well proportioned bossom.She was very proud of this clearly demonstrated by the cut off shirt she was wearing. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif She also had on tight jeans, and I mean TIGHT jeans. And holy shit what an ass! The jeans where tight enough to create a "cameltoe".

Well I wasn't gawking, maybe a brief stare. I couldn't help it. Hell, everyone was looking. All of a sudden the guy said to me.."What are you looking at"? After pointing to myself with a questioned look on my face, it was confirmed that he was talking to me. I first smiled at the lady, then asked the gentlemen if she was his wife or girlfriend. He replied that she was his wife. "And how long have you guys been married"? I asked. "Almost three years" he said. "Well to answer you question, I was looking at your wife, she's very attractive".

he: "I suggest you tend to your business".
me: "Damn man, talk about insecurity".
he: "Do what"?

He is fuming at this point.

me: "Look at your wife man, stop and look at your wife. She's beautiful, something you should be very proud of. When you catch me or anyone else looking at her, it should do nothing more than boost your ego. After all, isn't it you who she goes home to at night? Isn't it you who she whispers "I love you" when you go to bed at night? You shouldn't take offense to me catching a glimpse, you shouldn't get mad at me because I admire something you have. You should gloat. Not get pissed at me. Take a reality check buddy, you shouldn't worry until people STOP looking at your wife. Just think about that".

He never uddered another word. In fact he smiled at me on my way out.

And on my way out from somewhere in the restaurant, I got an "amen brotha".

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Mudflap
11-30-2001, 03:06 AM
<FONT COLOR="Orange">I would have just knocked his bitch ass unconcious and then taken his woman on a improvised matress of freshly baked hearty Italian bread.

But that's just me.</FONT c>

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3MTA3
11-30-2001, 03:12 AM
MUDFLAP IS MY NEW HERO!!

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Mr. Snrub
11-30-2001, 03:18 AM
I would have included some erotic use of coleslaw, but mudflap's basic idea was good.

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Mudflap
11-30-2001, 03:26 AM
<FONT COLOR="Orange">You'll have to excuse Billyman. He's getting all cerebral in his old age. I'm afraid he's lost his perspective on the joys of senseless violence.

He even invited me over to dinner at his new place tomorrow night. How fucking civilized is that?

Seriously. Thumbs up to Billyman for enlightening another narrow minded scrub. He's been doing a lot of that lately.</FONT c>

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Escape Artist
11-30-2001, 05:54 AM
*whistles*

Damn, Billyman! One for the record books if I ever saw one.

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TotalAnarchy
11-30-2001, 12:37 PM
Interesting. Man, why do we people have those sorts of conversations? I simple fuck you works much better.

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Thus drops each man
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