Uncle Mudflap

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Got a letter in the mail this morning. I'm scheduled to become an uncle again on 6-29-02. I love my neices, but I'm hoping for a nephew to corrupt.

Look out world. The next generation is going to be so ready to conquer you. I get to see to that, personally.</FONT c>

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[Kayla]

hmmm...why did they write you a letter? couldn't they have told you on the phone..*shrugs*

Congrats

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Jailbait©</FONT c>

[Mr. Snrub]

Congrats!!


...not that you really did anything

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[Deadpool]

Before: Uncle Fucka
After: Uncle Mudflap
Congrats, you hoser!

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Mudflap]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
hmmm...why did they write you a letter? couldn't they have told you on the phone..*shrugs*

Congrats

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<FONT COLOR="Orange">Letters are useful things for delievering pictures of a beautiful little two year old girl that will soon become a big sister. Pictures are useful things for showing to friends and co-workers to let them know that you are teh win because you have such a wonderful person in your family.</FONT c>

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[Mudflap]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
Congrats!!


...not that you really did anything

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<FONT COLOR="orange">That's the beauty of it in my mind!</FONT c>


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[Billyman]

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<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mudflap:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
hmmm...why did they write you a letter? couldn't they have told you on the phone..*shrugs*

Congrats

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<FONT COLOR="Orange">Letters are useful things for delievering pictures of a beautiful little two year old girl that will soon become a big sister. Pictures are useful things for showing to friends and co-workers to let them know that you are teh win because you have such a wonderful person in your family.</FONT c>

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yeah, but that is what digital camera's/scanners, and email is for. Get with the program man!!! what do you think this is, the dark ages? I dont even get bills in the mail anymore!! I just pay em all online!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif lol..j/k

Congrats Dirtflap!



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[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">rage: I'll put it to you this way: My sister's e-mail addy ends with aol.com. I encourage snail mail from her.

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[Cruise Director]

Congrats, Muddy!

Being a good Uncle is my favorite thing. I never got a nephew to spoil, so I'm working on the neices. ( I've got the 7 year old interested in shooting http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif )

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[Koliedrus]

YEEEEEHAAAWW!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

A MudPuddle in the making!

No matter the gender, get ready to teach that little one to fly!

Congrats, Bro! You're gonna be there for the birth, right?

The answer to that question is "yes". Be in the room if you can work it out with the parents and the hospital staff.

Make those phonecalls now!

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May fortune favor the foolish.

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Kol, are you nuts? I am not going to be in the same room with my sister while she squeezes out another newbie.</FONT c>

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mudflap:
<FONT COLOR="Orange">Kol, are you nuts? I am not going to be in the same room with my sister while she squeezes out another newbie.</FONT c>

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Ah! That reminds me. I was supposed to get some Chicken for dinner tonight. I don't particularly like Chicken that much but Chicken has it's place.

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May fortune favor the foolish.

[Koliedrus]

Sorry but this is pressing against my thoughts.

My son's birth was supposed to be private; only the doctor, the nurses, Mrs. Kol, Nathan and I were (supposedly) going to be present.

During our contractions, we had a visit from an instructor and her students. They were just checking up on us.

I'm now the proud owner of a video taken by one of a roomful of cheering strangers. I'll be happy to show you my son's first breath before you kick me into the sky.

Life is frightening. Once you see it happen right before your eyes, no words can describe the experience.

Close your eyes and hold your sister's hand.

At least, consider it.

I'll shut up now.

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May fortune favor the foolish.

[This message has been edited by Koliedrus (edited 11-16-2001).]

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="orange">How 'bout this: I'll crack open the door every half hour and yell "PUSH!" a few times. I'm still scarred by the live child birth film they made us watch back in 9th grade.

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