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Skeet

11-01-2001, 07:06 PM

A shitload of lan in the Tennessee mountains and suppilies to last a lifetime.

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Cruise Director

11-01-2001, 08:05 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:

6,500,000 months' membership to http://hotnudecelebrities.com, featuring naked pictures of "Jennifer Anniston" [sic]

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That's over 541,000 years. What can I get for 10 bucks?

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Escape Artist

11-01-2001, 10:43 PM

I'll take...a little bit from column A, and a little bit from column B. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Deadpool

11-01-2001, 11:16 PM

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000
(if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the
first chorus out of it. Mmm.

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

TotalAnarchy

11-02-2001, 12:12 AM

If I had $100 million, I would buy the government. They come cheap.

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His sword on all sides
Strikes his foes
Crushes them down
Thus drops each man
On whom its blow falls"

Koliedrus

11-03-2001, 04:47 AM

Ewwww!

I wonder how many senators Oprah owns...

brblbrlbrlshivershiver

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