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Bumox
12-30-2000, 07:56 AM
It is this lady I have been trying to bone for years now... The nice guy approach doesn't seem to be working... Is there a more effective means of obtaining the couchie? I figure you, the Rapist, would have much experience on the subject. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

TokenCracker
12-30-2000, 08:13 AM
get yourself a glock40 and a six 'D' battery maglight and take that ass! yeah! bend over! if she don't bend over then beat her with the flashlight, then ram it up her ass like it was a floor lamp and you were NYPD!

damn my mind is fucked, good lord i can think up some foul shit, and I dont exactly look at this stuff like like its not an option

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King Bastard
12-30-2000, 08:25 AM
TC, allow me to say that you are fucked up for 2 reasons...


1. that post, and...

2. The model 27 is a much better weapon...


KB out.

Koliedrus
12-30-2000, 08:57 AM
*shrug* The comments were invited.

Read "Bright Messengers". There's a character named Yasin who handles this sort of predicament with flair.

He ends up with a pike in his neck for his efforts but that's beside the point, if you'll pardon the pun.

TokenCracker
12-30-2000, 09:03 AM
That don't sound too good.

G40 all the way. No jamming, faster firing, more niggers finished off after a slaughter.

The Rapist
12-30-2000, 11:46 PM
B. if you haven't gotten laid by this chick in years, and your still tryin'...I can't help you. Save yourself some money, stop dating this chick and get a prostitute. For the money you spend, you might as well get something for the deal.

Good to see other comments on this post, hopefully I'll be out of a job soon.

"Insanity: Doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results"