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GoFuckYourselves!

10-03-2001, 03:10 AM

I usually give a cow 15-20% of the total bill--unless the service is really good and then I give the cow a lot more!

Mudflap

10-03-2001, 03:19 AM

Why, hello there Tom Green. You still banging Drew?

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mute

10-03-2001, 03:21 AM

how the hell is he resembling Tom Green?

corny idiot! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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MAC

10-03-2001, 04:05 AM

*theMAC walks right through this htread and doesn't even stop*

........gee its late hate to post and run but I gotta get up early and........

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fujimo

10-03-2001, 07:25 AM

and yet I can remember a guy and a place around austin tx that took cow tipping serious.

He knew all the fields. I guess he like the mushrooms.

He also had a set of football shoulder pads and a helmet. I laughed so hard when I saw him turn that poor cow over.

I kept thinking.....what a way to get a milk shake. And things like......poor cow......what a way to wake up.

I still chuckle over that. Then along comes a movie about Tommy Boy that had that in it too.

Mudflap

10-03-2001, 09:43 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mute:
how the hell is he resembling Tom Green?

corny idiot! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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I saw Tom Green on MAD TV sucking on a live cow's teats. It was the first thing that popped into my head.

A corny idiot is me.

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mute

10-03-2001, 06:00 PM

haha RW, fuck that!

Tom Green isn't on MAD TV idiot, he has his own show, and i did see that one...

pffft, you don't know your television shows, your so out of it.......

*slaps himself*

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Billyman

10-04-2001, 01:11 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mute:

Tom Green isn't on MAD TV idiot, he has his own show, and i did see that one...

pffft, you don't know your television shows, your so out of it.......

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MadTV showed a clip or something from the Tom Green show you fuckstick.

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GoFuckYourselves!

10-04-2001, 01:12 AM

Someone should tip Tom Green!!!

Princess_Heather

10-04-2001, 01:19 AM

It's true - Tom has also been a guest before.

neener neener

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Billyman:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mute:

Tom Green isn't on MAD TV idiot, he has his own show, and i did see that one...

pffft, you don't know your television shows, your so out of it.......

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MadTV showed a clip or something from the Tom Green show you fuckstick.

[/quote]

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MAC

10-04-2001, 04:39 AM

Howdy fujimo!

..and princess heather...is that a slightly agressive sig you have their?

I kinda like it.... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

oh yeah...I hope we can catch Tom Green sucking Usama Bin Ladin's dick when we nuke them both....I'd pay for that!

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mute

10-04-2001, 05:37 AM

sig weird? yes
nuke? no no cause then you'd be dead too my friend!

damnit i guess i don't know my tv shows, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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