I have a penis!

[Billyman]

Do you have a penis? or do you have a vagina?
I like bewbies! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

[Mr. Snrub]

More importantly:

For Men - are you a skin doggie or helmethead?

For women - innie or outie?

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[GoFuckYourselves!]

I have a penis.

But what's weird... is that.... my penis HAS A VAGINA!!

[Billyman]

I polish my helmet!

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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

[Lady Sianna]

<FONT COLOR="purple">does a vibrator count as a penis?

innie http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif</FONT c>



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[Billyman]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
I have a penis.

But what's weird... is that.... my penis HAS A VAGINA!![/quote]

hermaphrodite? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif(spelling?)



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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

[Billyman]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Lady Sianna:
<FONT COLOR="purple">does a vibrator count as a penis?

innie http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif</FONT c>



[/quote]

Only if it plugs into the wall socket instead of requiring batteries.

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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

[This message has been edited by Billyman (edited 09-10-2001).]

[GoFuckYourselves!]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Billyman:

hermaphrodite? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif(spelling?)
[/B][/quote]

I don't think so!

Otherwise, I could GoFuckMyself!!

[MAC]

snrub!

inny or outy??????

um... how did you go from vagina to inny or outy?

am i missing soemthing?

*theMAC gets out his biology books*

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[Mr. Snrub]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
snrub!

inny or outy??????

um... how did you go from vagina to inny or outy?

am i missing soemthing?

*theMAC gets out his biology books*

[/quote]


See: Labia (i think)


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[FunkaY]

PENIS BUTTER AND VAGINAMITE!!!!!!

Edit: Such a simple fucking post and I still fucked it http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

[This message has been edited by FunkaY (edited 09-10-2001).]

[GoFuckYourselves!]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by FunkaY:
PENIS BUTTER AND VAGANIAMITE!!!!!![/quote]

PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH!!!!!

[Billyman]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by FunkaY:
PENIS BUTTER AND VAGINAMITE!!!!!!

Edit: Such a simple fucking post and I still fucked it http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

[This message has been edited by FunkaY (edited 09-10-2001).][/quote]

sandwich?.......hehe.


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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

[Mr. Snrub]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by FunkaY:
PENIS BUTTER AND VAGINAMITE!!!!!!

Edit: Such a simple fucking post and I still fucked it http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

[This message has been edited by FunkaY (edited 09-10-2001).][/quote]


Oh, to be in primary school again.

"Teacher, can I please go to the tinkle-dinkle ha-ha room?"

Fucking classic.


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[GoFuckYourselves!]

Me: Waiter, what's good on the menu.

Waiter: Kid, how about the "special of the day?"

Me: What's the "special" today?

Waiter: Pussy sandwich!

Me: YES! I'LL HAVE THAT!!! On whole wheat please!!!

Waiter: Care for a pickle with that?

Me: No, I've got my own thanks!!!

[Kayla]

/me looks down her pants

vagina....i had to check though...

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Do you think it's ok if you just close your eyes?
And turn your back to something that's true,
To something that affects not just me, but you
Am I telling you things that you don't wanna hear?
Am I speaking out loud, the things that you fear?
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[FunkaY]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>
PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH!!!!!
[/quote]

I'll take three please *smacks lips*


Edit. Damn you people post too fast! 5 replies in the time I post? eeep

[This message has been edited by FunkaY (edited 09-10-2001).]

[Billyman]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
/me looks down her pants

vagina....i had to check though...

[/quote]

*/me looks down Kaylas' pants*

nope, no penis there! want there too be? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

[Mr. Snrub]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Billyman:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
/me looks down her pants

vagina....i had to check though...

[/quote]

*/me looks down Kaylas' pants*

nope, no penis there! want there too be? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

[/quote]

All i see is Power Rangers underwear.



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[FunkaY]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Billyman:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
/me looks down her pants

vagina....i had to check though...

[/quote]

*/me looks down Kaylas' pants*

nope, no penis there! want there too be? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

[/quote]

*shakes head*
Billy that was tragic.

Still funny though hehe
Well funnier than the 'Do you have any greek in you?' Slightly more original...
*walks out in shame*

[disturbed]

Greek? I don't get it...

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[Mr. Snrub]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by disturbed:
Greek? I don't get it...

[/quote]

I have a greek friend.

He approaches a woman.

he asks, "Do you have any greek in you?"

She responds in the negative.

He asks, "Would you like some?" with a smarmy look and proceeds to engage in the act of coitus with said woman who on the strength of the intellectual complexity of this humour believes he is good breeding stock.

Apparently he's good looking too. I think he's a pretty boy. Cuz he is, you know!



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[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
snrub!

inny or outy??????

um... how did you go from vagina to inny or outy?

am i missing soemthing?

*theMAC gets out his biology books*

[/quote]


See: Labia (i think)


[/quote]

I would have thought clitoris, as in hooded or not.

[Mr. Snrub]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
snrub!

inny or outy??????

um... how did you go from vagina to inny or outy?

am i missing soemthing?

*theMAC gets out his biology books*

[/quote]


See: Labia (i think)


[/quote]

I would have thought clitoris, as in hooded or not.

[/quote]

Yeah, something like that. I forget the names for all the parts. I know "clitoris" and I know "fuckhole", and that's all that is necessary.



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[skalie]

Labia = pissflaps

[GoFuckYourselves!]

"pissflaps", "fuckholes"... shit!... are you sure you guys aren't gynecologyists??!!

[Cruise Director]

His name is Beuford. Thanks for asking.

Wanna shake his hand? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Some of it's magic..
Some of it's tragic..
But I've had a good life all the way.

[FunkaY]

Umm I thought a chick innie or outie was about the lip things, as in they either hang down or are nice and neat y'now..

[Rabble Rouser]

I have large penis!

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"Daddy?"

"Son, Daddy's trying to score with a cheap floozie right now, so cram a tinkertoy in it." - Bender

[Kayla]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Billyman:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
/me looks down her pants

vagina....i had to check though...

[/quote]

*/me looks down Kaylas' pants*

nope, no penis there! want there too be? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

[/quote]

All i see is Power Rangers underwear.

[/quote]


low blow my dear


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<FONT COLOR="blue"> If I hurt you with truth, can I soothe you with lies
Do you think it's ok if you just close your eyes?
And turn your back to something that's true,
To something that affects not just me, but you
Am I telling you things that you don't wanna hear?
Am I speaking out loud, the things that you fear?
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[Jojo]

I have a penis...I hide it in my vagina though

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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[Kayla]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Jojo:
I have a penis...I hide it in my vagina though

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

[/quote]


UNFFFFFFFFFF


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