Why do you chicks keep stealing my T-shirts?

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">There are half a dozen women running loose in the U.S. with MY fucking t-shirts!

Here's the story : (Mud=Mudflap)

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Mud meets girl.

Mud and girl become an item.

Girl spends time at Mud's house.

Girl helps herself to Mud's t-shirts.

Girl wears Mud's t-shirts when she leave's Mud's house.

Girl never brings them back.

Mud and girl get sick of each other.

Mud and girl break up.

Mud never sees his favorite t-shirts again.[/quote]

I am a dress down kind of guy and I fucking love my t-shirts. I've even tried to get the last couple of chicks to borrow the t-shirts I never wear. They won't go for it. They only want to borrow the t-shirts I like to wear. And they never leave anything equally as valuable before the break up.

The last one left in my possesion:

1. One box of Tampax, super absorbency with biodegradeable applicator

2. One used tooth brush (hot pink!)

3. One big ass bag of cotton balls

4. One hair dryer

5. One bottle of Cutex Polish Remover with Vitamin E

What the fuck am I going to do with this crap? That's not a fair trade! I want my fuckin' t-shirts back!

Ok, I guess I can use the tooth brush when cleaning my guns. Still a fucked up deal if you ask me.

What did your last significant other rip off from you?</FONT c>

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[This message has been edited by Mudflap (edited 09-02-2001).]

[Mr. Snrub]

My copy of the original Command and Conquer.



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[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mudflap:
<FONT COLOR="Orange">The last one left in my possesion:

1. One box of Tampax, super absorbency with biodegradeable applicator

2. One used tooth brush (hot pink!)

3. One big ass bag of cotton balls

4. One hair dryer

5. One bottle of Cutex Polish Remover with Vitamin E

What the fuck am I going to do with this crap? </FONT c>

[/quote]

Do you really want an answer? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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"Son, Daddy's trying to score with a cheap floozie right now, so cram a tinkertoy in it." - Bender

[Mudflap]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:


Do you really want an answer? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


[/quote]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">PM me your mailing address so I can send your smart ass a special "care package."</FONT c>

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[Skeet]

They just steal my boxers.

My boxers own.

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[FunkaY]

Well..I say the hair dryer is of use. Now you can give yourself the afro you've always wanted, but never could have.. A little boof never hurt anyone http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Im sorry thats the only pathetic bit of help I can give..except that you can use nail polish remover to remove other stuff. Like when you draw on yourself with a texter..or dye your hair and get it on your face (if you engage in such activities).

Hmm..I've never even borrowed a boyfriends shirt before..maybe with my current one when we were painting sometime but thats it. Perhaps with the boof you will find some more independantly clothed girlies.

[Escape Artist]

No big surprise...one of my favorite t-shirts. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

*sighs*

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"It would be the greatest mistake, certainly, to think that concessions mean peace. Nothing of the kind. Concessions are nothing but a new form of war."

--V.I. Lenin

[Billyman]

Sorry dude, all I can do is laugh. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

oh and tuesday will be fine.


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[This message has been edited by Billyman (edited 09-02-2001).]

[GoFuckYourselves!]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
I never loan a woman anything. If she wants it bad enough, I buy her one. It's less expensive in the long run, and I get to keep my own shit.

She leaves the house in what she arrived in, or she can go out naked, but she ain't leaving wearing anything of mine. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[/quote]

Unless it's your jockstrap, of course!!

[Mudflap]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
I never loan a woman anything. If she wants it bad enough, I buy her one. It's less expensive in the long run, and I get to keep my own shit.

She leaves the house in what she arrived in, or she can go out naked, but she ain't leaving wearing anything of mine. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[/quote]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">A perfectly understandable attitude, but we all know this is not the way it goes down. NO woman would let you get away with that. You WILL show her how much you care by sharing your thoughts, feelings, and t-shirts, or you WILL NEVER hear the end of it as long as you and she are together.

Besides, all your t-shirts probably have the sleeves hacked off, which means on a woman, her breastages would be showing.</FONT c>

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[Kayla]

hahah!! i'm wearing bills favorite t-shirt and underwear as we speak. :P i also have his fishing pole and a box of lures.



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<FONT COLOR="blue"> If I hurt you with truth, can I soothe you with lies
Do you think it's ok if you just close your eyes?
And turn your back to something that's true,
To something that affects not just me, but you
Am I telling you things that you don't wanna hear?
Am I speaking out loud, the things that you fear?
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<FONT COLOR="orange"><FONT size="1">Jailbait®</FONT c></FONT s>

[Mr. Snrub]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
hahah!! i'm wearing bills favorite t-shirt and underwear as we speak. :P i also have his fishing pole and a box of lures.

[/quote]

Let me get this straight:

a) You have the temerity to actually go out with a guy who FISHES and is under the age of 45, and:
b) You then proceed to steal his fishing implements, for purposes as yet unknown but which can be assumed to be to enable you yourself to fish.

FOR SHAME



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[creepingdeath]

T-shirts, boxers. Yep. My wife was a sock thief, i had to marry her to get my stuff back.
Not to be forgotten, one fine painted up and studded leather jacket "borrowed briefly" by a girl who was cold at a party, and was never seen again.
Dammit.

[TotalAnarchy]

My fucking jackets never get returned. A total of three have been borrowed, and never returned. And they were fucking awsome.

Note to all of you - never

a) lend your girlfriend a jacket when its raining and then proceed to break up with her
(lost 1 jacket)
b) never leave any of your shit at her place and then (not remembering it was there) break up with her later on
(lost 2 jackets)

Otherwise, i've only lost a book, some hair gel, and a pair of board shorts. Not too bad, considering......................


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"who are these? Why sit they in twilight?
Wherefore rock they, purgatorial shadows,
Drooping tongues from jaws that slob their relish,
Baring teeth that leer like skulls' teeth wicked?
Stroke on stroke of pain, -but what slow panic
Gouged these chasms round their fretted sockets?
Ever from their hair and through their hands' palms
Misery swelters. Surely we have perished
Sleeping, and walk in hell; but who these hellish?"

[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by TotalAnarchy:
b) never leave any of your shit at her place and then (not remembering it was there) break up with her later on
(lost 2 jackets)

[/quote]


Ain't that the truth.

MIA, one Marlon Brando style leather jacket, previous owner, ex-best mate/ ex-bass player/ ex-punk rocker/ corpse. Well worn in, with a badge from ex-girlfriend/ ex-punk rocker/ corpse on it as well.

Women, can't live with them, <s>can't live without them.</s>

[rage]

well I haven't had many shirts stolen..does it count if the girl you were dating and took to prom broke up w/ you the week after and said "I have been thinking about it for a few weeks"

Aprox. money I wasted on prom that year: 300 to 400 dollars.

Ouch.

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"Snoogy Boogies"

[Smug Git]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:

Let me get this straight:

a) You have the temerity to actually go out with a guy who FISHES and is under the age of 45, and:
b) You then proceed to steal his fishing implements, for purposes as yet unknown but which can be assumed to be to enable you yourself to fish.

FOR SHAME
[/quote]

Fishing is a very attractive trait in a man. Just like baldness and back hair are. Of course, the ability to fart a simple tune sends them all wild.


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If you find out what happened yesterday
While you were away in this land of Cain
We were upstairs in the bedroom, dancing, disgusting
And flushing our babies down the drain

[Lady Sianna]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>orig posted by Mr. Snrub:

...temerity...[/quote]

<FONT COLOR="purple">this is the second time i have encountered this word today!

*finds dictionary*

temerity (n.) audacity, rashness.

cool. i learned a new word. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

last things i lost to a b/f: Moby cd, copy of The Matrix, a piece of my heart...</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="red">Essence is emptiness. Everything else, accidental. Emptiness brings peace to your loving. Everything else, disease. In this world of trickery, emptiness is what your soul wants. -Rumi </FONT c>
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[disturbed]

I've got a bad feeling a might lost a very nice and expensive ring if things in my current relationship do not change. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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[Kayla]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Smug Git:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:

Let me get this straight:

a) You have the temerity to actually go out with a guy who FISHES and is under the age of 45, and:
b) You then proceed to steal his fishing implements, for purposes as yet unknown but which can be assumed to be to enable you yourself to fish.

FOR SHAME
[/quote]

Fishing is a very attractive trait in a man. Just like baldness and back hair are. Of course, the ability to fart a simple tune sends them all wild.


[/quote]

oh my god if you didnt jst descibe bill to a "t". He is bald (by choice) has some back hair, and farts like crazy

i think its cute :]

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<FONT COLOR="blue"> If I hurt you with truth, can I soothe you with lies
Do you think it's ok if you just close your eyes?
And turn your back to something that's true,
To something that affects not just me, but you
Am I telling you things that you don't wanna hear?
Am I speaking out loud, the things that you fear?
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<FONT COLOR="orange"><FONT size="1">Jailbait®</FONT c></FONT s>

[MAC]

*theMAC don't wanna talk about it......*

grrr...anyway.....I do wannna talk about it

I lost so much shit!!!!!

not just shirts

time
money
effort
love
commitment
understanding
support
patience
oh fuck yah I spent a lot of goddamn patience
fuckin doald trump patience

now I got one vested

the costs the same

don't kid yourself

but I'm keepin this one

she can have the shirts/boxers/money

but she ain't leavin while she's got the heart...




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[Jojo]

you know it's real funny, cause when i read this i was at Billyman's house.

*jojo looks around, cotten balls and finger nail polish and remover sitting on table. tampons in the bathroom along with blow dryer and curling iron. Tooth brush (purple) in the cabinet*

........oh yeah, i forgot, the shirt i'm whering right now is his. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Mattdecay]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mudflap:
<FONT COLOR="Orange">

What did your last significant other rip off from you?</FONT c>

[/quote]

My Nazi Punks Fuck Off tshirt. She kept it AFTER I asked for my stuff back. I miss it.

Luckily still have the Too Drunk Too Fuck shirt.

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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal.
All this pain is an illusion.

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[This message has been edited by Mattdecay (edited 09-05-2001).]

[King Bastard]

<FONT COLOR="Red">Flapple, the answer is so simple that its.... simple. It's because you let them take the shirts.</FONT c>

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[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Top.

*kicks King Bastard upside his head*</FONT c>

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[Nutrimentia]

WHAT THE HELL DO PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST FISHING???!!!?!??!?!



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