Centurion: Mathias, son of Gath:
Mathias: Do I say yes?
Guards: Yes
Mathias: Yes
Centurion: You have been found guilty by the court of utter the name of our lord and are thus deemed a BLASPHEMER!! You are to be stoned to death.
Mathias: But it really wasn't blasphemy. All I said was that that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.
Centurion: BLASPHEMY!!!!
Mathias: Wot?! I don't think that it ought to be blasphemy just saying 'Jehovah."
Centurion: Blasphemy! Blasphemer! You're only making it worse for yourself?
Mathias (in chains about to be stoned to death): Making it worse? How could it be any worse? (dances about kicking up sand) Jehovah!! Jehovah!! Jehovah!!
*rock comes flying out of the crowd and hits Mathias in the head*
Mathias: Ow!! We haven't started yet!
(there's plenty more, but that's enough for now.)
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<IMG SRC="http://gusalmighty.com/ugb/uploads/Nute/vgirl.gif" border=0> The Law of Fives (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/14-18.html#pg16) is never wrong. Hi-Yo!