I found my underware!

[Jojo]

*Jojo puts on her story telling hat*

I had put out a search warrant sense April for those things.

Their girl Joe Boxer thongs...gray with black smilie faces.

Well the story all starts back in April. We (Billyman and myself) were on our way back from Mrytle Beach and stop at the mall in Wilmington. Looking around in the lingerie section we came across an entire rack of Joe Boxer underwear "for HER". Well I don't know about you guys but thats the first time I had seen them for girls so I just had to have some.

I bought four pair. A black pair with the a smilie face winking embroidered in the corner. A bright yellow pair with the same embroidery. A pair that resembles flames, yellowish orangeish red striped. And of course.......my long lost gray pair.

Well see my problem was that my mom washed all my clothes from my return from the beach and washed my new undies with it. See obviously misplaced them, boy was I upset when I couldn't find my gray undies.

I asked mom if by chance she had taken a liking for them and decided to keep them. She replied with a slightly higher and whiney voice,"no I don't want any thongs". Naturally when I got to Billyman's house later that day I turned the place upside down looking for my undies. Still, I didn't find them http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif. When Billyman got home I even asked him if he had them? His voice increased at least to octaves as he said, "Why in the fuck would I have em'"?

Either way I went from April to August without my gray smilie faced Joe Boxer undies. But today as I were backing up my shit to go to College I found 'em. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif Boy was I happy. I carried them in back pocket while at college so I wouldn't lose them again in the move. I don't want those fellers to get lost again. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

My mom was so embarrassed. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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[FunkaY]

So where were they?

My mum always used to lose my underwears in the wash.. Well actually I though it was her fault and ussually found them sometime later in my room http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Cruise Director]

It's about time some of you ladies started using the storyteller hat. For awhile there, I thought Mac, Kol and I were going to wear it out. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Moms are fun to embarrass. I remember as a teenCruise when I found mom's massager accidently left out. Talk about back-pedaling! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Some of it's magic..
Some of it's tragic..
But I've had a good life all the way.

[Jojo]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by FunkaY:
So where were they?

My mum always used to lose my underwears in the wash.. Well actually I though it was her fault and ussually found them sometime later in my room http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/quote]


Turns out that she put them in the drawer with some of my old clothes that I no longer ware by accident.

Its ok though I gottem' now. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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[FunkaY]

lol http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif
Cool story

[Koliedrus]

CD: Last time I borrowed The Hat I reinforced the seams and cleaned the brim. MrsKol wanted to patch the hole on the top with a flower-shaped piece of fabric but I worked up a soul powered fan that keeps the wearer's brain cool while it's being worn. It's attached with Velcro. I hope you don't mind the alterations.

Jojo: Thongs

Whoops! I slobbered. I think I'll wake up MrsKol http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[MAC]

Its about time someone could tell an enjoyable tasteful underwear story.

I was startin to wonder...

I never lose my underwear tho...

I wonder why that is?

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Billyman]

So I went to the doctor for a check up, he told me he needed a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample.

I just left him my underwear and went home.

-Rondey Dangerfield


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Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy.

-Aristotle (B.C. 384-322)

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[FunkaY]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
Its about time someone could tell an enjoyable tasteful underwear story.

I was startin to wonder...

I never lose my underwear tho...

I wonder why that is?

[/quote]

Perhaps they are attached to you with some kind of chain..

[Back Tick]

i think the difference is that, unlike you, the rest of us change our underwear daily.

its during that period of time, when they're not on our bodies, and perhaps even in the wash, that they can go missing.

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"tryin to find my way, the best that, the best that I know how."

[Billyman]

I just happen to notice where you are from or so you say.

Hoboken

I just like the way it sounds. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy.

-Aristotle (B.C. 384-322)

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