Introduction

[MrsKol]

Hello,

Some of you know me, or have at least heard of me. I am Kol's wife, so needless to say, I will be using the name of "MrsKol".
Whew, that was simple.

Like SouthernOracle, I have been lurking around, reading posts and making comments to
Kol. He has been after me for some time to join the Tribe, so here is my attempt.

This is obviously my first post here, so I will refrain from answering a few questions I have seen and setting a few people straight (Spooky- you really worry me!), for the time being and read a little more to get know you all.

Thank you for time and attention.




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I build shelves

[Uberwonder]

Hopefully, you can fill us in on all the stupid shit that Kol does.
I am so tired of him seeming so intelligent.

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what?

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">I'm going to toss your hubby out of an airplane and then jump out after him.

Welcome. I was hoping you'd show up someday.</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="red">It has to start somewhere.
It has to start some time.
What better place than here?
What better time than now?
All hell can't stop us now.</FONT c>

[disturbed]

Just watch out for that Rabble girl. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Victims.. Aren't we all?

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[Escape Artist]

SHOW US YOUR BRAIN! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Welcome...I'll have to debate the validity of a bucket being useful and convenient home furniture with you sometime.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[MrsKol]

Mudflap-

Kol told me about that. As long as the insurance papers are signed, go ahead.

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I build shelves

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by disturbed:
Just watch out for that Rabble girl. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[/quote]

He's right to warn you. My superior intelligence and cute and bubbly personality makes me the funnest (it's a word, damnit!!!) person here. You'll never want to talk to anyone else again!

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

I hereby present you with the official THT Welcome Basket (TM).

*hands MrsKol a basket full of cookies, coupons, and a can opener*



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"Daddy?"

"Son, Daddy's trying to score with a cheap floozie right now, so cram a tinkertoy in it." - Bender

[Mudflap]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MrsKol:
Mudflap-

Kol told me about that. As long as the insurance papers are signed, go ahead.

[/quote]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Look, I perfectly understand that you should be his sole beneficiary, but not me. I'm naming PETA as mine. In the event of MY accidental death, PETA gets $100K.</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="red">It has to start somewhere.
It has to start some time.
What better place than here?
What better time than now?
All hell can't stop us now.</FONT c>

[disturbed]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Escape Artist:

Welcome...I'll have to debate the validity of a bucket being useful and convenient home furniture with you sometime.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[/quote]

that was theMAC

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Victims.. Aren't we all?

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[This message has been edited by disturbed (edited 08-16-2001).]

[SouthernOracle]

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Mrs.Kol, I am truly glad to see that you finally decided to come play with us.
I look forward to all that you have to share, your thoughts, your heart, your humor,ect.
As you well know, this is a great place,
so have fun and try not to be bothered by the occasional bad element.

*Please do give us some dirt on Kol, he seems entirely too perfect. I know there must be something he's not telling us* http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif
</FONT c>

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[Buddha's Penis!]

hi there, i'm buddha's penis. pleased to make your acquaintance.

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you don't know anything until you know everything.

[Uberwonder]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SouthernOracle:
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...and try not to be bothered by the occasional bad element.


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[/quote]

Me? Oh hey, that's my job.... Bothering.

I'm really good at it too.



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what?

[Escape Artist]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by disturbed:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Escape Artist:

Welcome...I'll have to debate the validity of a bucket being useful and convenient home furniture with you sometime.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[/quote]

that was theMAC

[/quote]

I know..I just want to see if SO and Mrs. Kol are of varying opinions on that or not.


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[skalio]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MrsKol:

This is obviously my first post here, so I will refrain from answering a few questions I have seen and setting a few people straight.

[/quote]

So the first post is under the belt, welcome aboard, now how about seeing to those people who need being straightened.

That cad Koliedrus for example.

[Kayla]

hi! welcome....any friend of Kol's is a friend of mine.



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<FONT size="1">spent and sighing with that look in your eye
spent and sweatin with that look on your face like
sweet revelation
sweet surrender
thinking of you
thinking of you
sweet revelation
sweet surrendering</FONT s>

[disturbed]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
hi! welcome....any friend of Kol's is a friend of mine.

[/quote]
Well since they are married and all, does that mean she is your wife also? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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Victims.. Aren't we all?

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[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by disturbed:

Well since they are married and all, does that mean she is your wife also? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[/quote]

Damn you for stealing my retort! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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"Daddy?"

"Son, Daddy's trying to score with a cheap floozie right now, so cram a tinkertoy in it." - Bender

[Speach w/o Thinking]

Do not be alarmed by the "special" friendship Kol and I share. We are just friends.

No, really.

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[MAC]

*theMAC sits next to a silent Koliedrus and hands him a ice cold beer from the cooler*

..yours came over too, huh?

..at least she didn't take your bucket..

..cheers... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif


Note to self:
Intelligence is often measured by who you aggrievate and who you marry...
...when they are both the same person you are a genius.


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Mudflap]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:

Intelligence is often measured by who you aggrievate and who you marry...
...when they are both the same person you are a genius.


[/quote]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">What does that make me? I aggravate everyone and am married to no one.</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="red">It has to start somewhere.
It has to start some time.
What better place than here?
What better time than now?
All hell can't stop us now.</FONT c>

[Billyman]

Mrs. Kol, I would like you to know that your significant other appears too me very smart and most importantly, plays well with others. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Nice to meet you Mrs.Kol. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy.

-Aristotle (B.C. 384-322)

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[mute]

wow this place is one big happy family...

hi i'm the wayward son... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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[MrsKol]

Thank you for the welcomes, and the welcome basket.

No, Kol is not perfect, but he is very smart (he agreed to marry me!!) and since we are married, I am legally bound not to testify against him...(oh, did I say that aloud?)

Besides he owes me night of dinner, a movie and dancing...don't you Huney?

*MrsKol gently nudges her husband Kol, as he looks down at his feet, then slowly sips the beer theMAC gave him*

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I build shelves

[Billyman]

Hey Kol, maybe she ain't lookin', I just wanted to tell ya', Mrs.Kol is kinda cool, and you should be proud!

Will she be postin' on a regular basis?

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Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy.

-Aristotle (B.C. 384-322)

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[Lady Sianna]

<FONT COLOR="purple">welcome, Mrs. Kol!

so Kol wasn't just making you up...i thought you were too good to be true. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

now we're doubly blessed!</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="purple">Come to this street with only your sweet fragrance. Don't walk into this river wearing a robe! Paths go from here to there, but don't arrive from somewhere! It's time now to live naked. -Rumi </FONT c>
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[TotalAnarchy]

you sure this isn't somthing made up in Kol's mind????????????????? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif I wouldn't put it past his brain bucket to come up with such skuldudgery........ http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

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Critical mass aproaching.............

[Poteen]

Welcome MrsKol http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Were glad to have you!

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I'm Danish! Eat me!

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MrsKol:

Besides he owes me night of dinner, a movie and dancing...don't you Huney?

*MrsKol gently nudges her husband Kol, as he looks down at his feet, then slowly sips the beer theMAC gave him*

[/quote]

THAT'S EXTORTION!!!!

Ok, I'll submit to the dinner and movie part but we'll have to establish a proper definition for the term "dancing". http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

<s>SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!!</s>

(Edit: She's quick! And they're all mine http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
)

In answer to her posting frequency, that's entirely up to her.

Thanks for making her feel welcome, people. Now, stand back. She has red hair and a temper to match. I assume no responsibility for the opinions presented. Hell, we argue all the time.

Glad you're here, Sweets. Now I don't have to turn threads into descriptive monologues! The downside is that I was beginning to enjoy wearing The Hat offline.


Edit: Yo howdy, this could get complicated...


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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Escape Artist]

Bah...next thing you know, Kol's kids will be on here teaching me the basics of cold fusion. Damned internet.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Cruise Director]

Dammit!! I'm gone for a little over twenty four hours and you peolpe fail to tell me we have new guests! What nerve!

Welcome aboard, MrsKol. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Becareful with Rabble's basket. Cutting yourself with the can opener doesn't necessarily get you $6 million in THT court.

It is <u>wonderful</u> to have you here.

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Some of it's magic..
Some of it's tragic..
But I've had a good life all the way.