I am your donut god.

[A.D.H.D]

I am your donut god.

TheMac and I have created a magical loud donut which you will eat excessively, or you will die. We have created such an addictive and alluring donut that even this blatant warning will not stop you from trying the donut. Once you have taken these few noisy steps, you are already beyond all hope. You will need to eat loud donut after loud donut. Only stopping to worship, me, your new god. TheMac will be getting 100% profits from our venture. I will die and be raised into Donut Heaven.

Resistance is futile.

Accept your new god.

Disciples sign up at the front door.


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[Speach w/o Thinking]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:

EDIT: they don't allow hotlinking? What kind of shit is that?
[/quote]


Excuse me, Mr. Warrior, but I don't think you are allowed to hotlink an html file.
But hey, MAYBE you were trying to hotlink this picture file.

<IMG SRC="http://www.instantmedia.com/dunkin/image1/87x50a.jpg" border=0>

or was it this one?

<IMG SRC="http://www.instantmedia.com/dunkin/image2/logox20.jpg" border=0>

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me am smarter

[This message has been edited by Speach w/o Thinking (edited 08-13-2001).]

[Venus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
DOH!

<marquee>Must learn to pay attention....must learn to pay attention.....</marquee>[/quote]

Aren't you supposed to be on vacation?

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YAY!!!

[SouthernOracle]

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I'll never partake of the donut....I'll never worship you false donut god....never.

</FONT c>

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[A.D.H.D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SouthernOracle:
<FONT COLOR="green">
I'll never partake of the donut....I'll never worship you false donut god....never.

</FONT c>
[/quote]

You will come to realise that you are worshipping a false god. I am your only chance for eternal donut-eating.

Eat the donut and have a place in heaven secured. Or resist and spend eternal damnation in hell.

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[cancer]

don't listen to that crazy donut man!! TUMORBUSMAXIMUS CANCER is the only true god. Bow down before the might tumor and you will be saved.

or something..

[MAC]

<FONT size="5">Who would dare to decry the <FONT COLOR="red">DONUT GOD????</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="yellow">
I am his high priest and I will sacrifice a thousand cappuccinos on his alter..</FONT c></FONT s>

Just try this yummy crunch donut first....

Its like poprocks with glaze and sprinkles...

come on..you know you want it. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[mute]

*scratches head*

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[mute]

whuts A.D.H.D. stand fer anyways?

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[Sirus]

I'll be your advertising associate. Your right hand man. As yu can see I will be a strong friend
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A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. -Murphy

[This message has been edited by Sirus (edited 08-13-2001).]

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Sirus:
I'll be your advertising associate. Your right hand man. As yu can see I will be a strong friend
<IMG SRC="http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=8420" border=0>

[/quote]

Hahahahahahahaha!

*slowly backs out of thread, and takes off running*



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"Daddy?"

"Son, Daddy's trying to score with a cheap floozie right now, so cram a tinkertoy in it." - Bender

[Smug Git]

No way will I bow at the altar of the donut fiend. I am a true believer in the Croissant Lord and his mistress in coffee-break heaven, The Mistress of the Danish and scourge of the fatty batter (not to be confused with the scourge of the fanny batter)(that may only make sense to limeys)

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If you find out what happened yesterday
While you were away in this land of Cain
We were upstairs in the bedroom, dancing, disgusting
And flushing our babies down the drain

[This message has been edited by Smug Git (edited 08-14-2001).]

[Back Tick]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mute:
whuts A.D.H.D. stand fer anyways?

[/quote]

attention deficit hyperactive disorder


or i could be wrong.


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"tryin to find my way, the best that, the best that I know how."

[A.D.H.D]

So the tally is two disciples: Themac and Sirus.
One Heathen: Smug Git.
One non-believer: Rabble Rouser.
One God: Me.
One addictive substance banned by the United States of America.

Sounds like the perfect combination for a kick ass religion if you ask me (God).


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[Smug Git]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by A.D.H.D:
So the tally is two disciples: Themac and Sirus.
One Heathen: Smug Git.
One non-believer: Rabble Rouser.
One God: Me.
One addictive substance banned by the United States of America.

Sounds like the perfect combination for a kick ass religion if you ask me (God).


[/quote]

Come to me, my croissant brethren. We declare jihad on the followers of the yukky fried snack...



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If you find out what happened yesterday
While you were away in this land of Cain
We were upstairs in the bedroom, dancing, disgusting
And flushing our babies down the drain

[A.D.H.D]

I apologise for this joke in advance :|

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Jihad[/quote]

Why have a holy war, when you can have a holy donut?

Again, I'm sorry. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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[Smug Git]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by A.D.H.D:
I apologise for this joke in advance :|

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Jihad[/quote]

Why have a holy war, when you can have a holy donut?

Again, I'm sorry. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

[/quote]

I can't accept any apology for that! On your knees, infidel! (no innuendo, please)


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If you find out what happened yesterday
While you were away in this land of Cain
We were upstairs in the bedroom, dancing, disgusting
And flushing our babies down the drain

[This message has been edited by Smug Git (edited 08-14-2001).]

[MAC]

The false god of the crossoint will only bring death to his followers in their evil jihad against the all-powerful donut god!!

Using my priestly powers I shall raise and army undead eclaires to rub chocolaty frostiong and cream all over the pretender crossaint and his vixen wench mistress of the danish...
Soon they will join us or die.....

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[A.D.H.D]

Amen Mac!

*sends a prayer to himself*

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[Smug Git]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
The false god of the crossoint will only bring death to his followers in their evil jihad against the all-powerful donut god!!

Using my priestly powers I shall raise and army undead eclaires to rub chocolaty frostiong and cream all over the pretender crossaint and his vixen wench mistress of the danish...
Soon they will join us or die.....

[/quote]

Actually, I quite fancy that...



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If you find out what happened yesterday
While you were away in this land of Cain
We were upstairs in the bedroom, dancing, disgusting
And flushing our babies down the drain

[mute]

*eats god*
damn, you're one good donut!

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[MAC]

<FONT size="10">AARRRGHHH!!!!</FONT s>

What, the H3LL!!!

Mute you ate our GOD!!!!

That makes you a new
<FONT size="10"><span style='filter:shadow(color=Red ,direction=135); width: 500; color: blue;'>SUPER-GOD</span></FONT s>

*thehighpriestMAC runs out to start building temple to MUTE and levying taxes in his name.

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[This message has been edited by theMAC (edited 08-15-2001).]

[Smug Git]

Wow, RW has the biggest letters, it must be true. So long Croissant Dweeb and Danish Whore, I'ma joinin the Church of the Texan Redneck!

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If you find out what happened yesterday
While you were away in this land of Cain
We were upstairs in the bedroom, dancing, disgusting
And flushing our babies down the drain

[Smug Git]

Hang on , there's a picture there (my computer's too slow to show it first time). Who is he, who should I worship o RW?

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If you find out what happened yesterday
While you were away in this land of Cain
We were upstairs in the bedroom, dancing, disgusting
And flushing our babies down the drain

[A.D.H.D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
That's Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux, you ass! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif
[/quote]

Why would you worship a nerd?

-Honestly.

I am so much cooler.

I have donuts.

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[Speach w/o Thinking]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
That's Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux, you ass! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

[/quote]

Linux is all hype, Yessiree.

This 386 user gets by on Windows 3.0 just fine, thank you very much.

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me am smarter

[Smug Git]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
That's Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux, you ass! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

[/quote]

Bummer! Failed nerd recognition again!!



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If you find out what happened yesterday
While you were away in this land of Cain
We were upstairs in the bedroom, dancing, disgusting
And flushing our babies down the drain

[mute]

i'm the new donut religion here and i say bagels have their say in things now...

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