THT Bathroom Break

[MAC]

*theMAC trundles into the clean, tile decked restroom*

*he lifts the seat and checks first (never can be too careful)*

*he unbuckles his army surplus belt and in one swift motion, drops his wranglers, leatherman, and boxers while assuming the seated position*

*he immediately begins to relax and rummages through the magazine rack for a good read*

...umm...penthouse, guns-n-ammo, dog life, redbook, cosmo, shotgun news, RC modeler
....here it is...shooting times...

*he kicks back and starts to read about handloading the 10MM auto for javelina when a thought crosses his mind*

...did I lock the door??

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[sublime]

pop quiz - which way is your toilet paper, over or under?

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Who needs action when you got words?

[Rabble Rouser]

Can I have some pictures to go by?

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"Great, now my testicle's got ants on it!" - Homer Simpson

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">I should kill theMAC for putting that image in my head. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="red">It has to start somewhere.
It has to start some time.
What better place than here?
What better time than now?
All hell can't stop us now.</FONT c>

[Kayla]

under of course!! only stupid people put it over..:P

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<FONT size="1">spent and sighing with that look in your eye
spent and sweatin with that look on your face like
sweet revelation
sweet surrender
thinking of you
thinking of you
sweet revelation
sweet surrendering</FONT s>

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
under of course!! only stupid people put it over..:P

[/quote]Uuuh oh!

I think you may need to explain that. This is a subject of great importance.

I requested that Mrs. Kol put the roll so the paper is OVER before I would agree to marry her.

(Now she just puts it on the tank to avoid my overpowering rightness http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif )

I need The Hat!




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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Rabble Rouser]

*gives Kol the hat*

This is a story I must hear!

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"Great, now my testicle's got ants on it!" - Homer Simpson

[MAC]

<FONT size="20"><FONT COLOR="red">WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING IN THE BATHROOM??!!!!</FONT c></FONT s>

You're scaring the turtle back in his shell.

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[This message has been edited by theMAC (edited 08-04-2001).]

[Koliedrus]

*accepts The Hat and begins to feel magic*

I think the UNDER crowd should state their case before I smite them.

Stand by....

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:


You're scaring the turtle back in his shell.

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[/quote]

I'm not touching this one with a ten-foot pole.

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"Great, now my testicle's got ants on it!" - Homer Simpson

[Deadpool]

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Kayla]

ok i was just being silly when i said only stupid people put it over.. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

i dont really think about it when i put hte toilet paper roll back on, to me it makes no difference

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<FONT size="1">spent and sighing with that look in your eye
spent and sweatin with that look on your face like
sweet revelation
sweet surrender
thinking of you
thinking of you
sweet revelation
sweet surrendering</FONT s>

[Skeet]

The contents of a MANS bathroom.

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Soon to come, something that means nothing...

[Koliedrus]

Ahhhhh. It was mmmmm long ago.

When I was potty trained, it was easier for me to find the end of the toilet paper roll if it wasn't hiding behind the roll. Once I found the end of the roll, I was one clean-assed SOMK (Son of Mom Kol)

I learned how to find the end of that wiper material with the lights off. I was ready for the ass-whiping olympics! (nuff of that http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif )

I got used to the end of the roll inviting me to use it instead of hiding against the wall.

When Mrs. Kol and I first began living together, she had no preference. I did.
"Ok, I'll try to remember."

Two years later, a snip comes up on CNN about silly shit like this. Some organization took the time to take a poll about the subject. I don't recall the percentage but I recall the victory dance.

That was before we were married.

Much later, I kissed her goodnight, looked her in the eyes and said,

"You know I'm in love with you, don't you?"

As she looked up at me from our bed, I could read the questions written all over her face.

"Before we consider marriage, there something I need to discuss with you"

Phht. You know the puchline http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Hey, I may not get the TP on the roll the way I want it but I'm in love with the woman who gets it wrong on purpose.

Hat off to the UNDERS

'nuff said.

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Kayla]

/me smiles

Kols stories rock

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<FONT size="1">spent and sighing with that look in your eye
spent and sweatin with that look on your face like
sweet revelation
sweet surrender
thinking of you
thinking of you
sweet revelation
sweet surrendering</FONT s>

[MAC]

*sniff..sniff..*
...that was beautiful man...

Um...could some one light a candle?

And Kayla, stop putting the Toilet paper in your bra!

<FONT size="10"><FONT COLOR="RED">NOW GET OUTA HERE SO I CAN SHIT!!!</FONT c></FONT s>

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Skeet]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
And Kayla, stop putting the Toilet paper in your bra![/quote]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



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Soon to come, something that means nothing...

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Skeet:
The contents of a MANS bathroom.

[/quote]

That's your bathroom?

ALERT: Don't wipe with that thing in your hand!

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Escape Artist]

This fukken thread cracks me up. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Over for me. All of you backward-ass under people shall die, I say. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

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meaning comes from within...

[Kayla]

I DONT STUFF MY BRA!!! JEBUS!

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<FONT size="1">spent and sighing with that look in your eye
spent and sweatin with that look on your face like
sweet revelation
sweet surrender
thinking of you
thinking of you
sweet revelation
sweet surrendering</FONT s>

[Escape Artist]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
I DONT STUFF MY BRA!!! JEBUS!

[/quote]

ALL LIES! KILL HER! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

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meaning comes from within...

[Skeet]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Escape Artist:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
I DONT STUFF MY BRA!!! JEBUS!

[/quote]

ALL LIES! KILL HER! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

[/quote]


She dies!!

SHE DIES!!!!


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Soon to come, something that means nothing...

[Escape Artist]

*nails Kayla to a tree*

KILL HER!!!

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meaning comes from within...

[Cruise Director]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Escape Artist:
*nails Kayla to a tree*


[/quote]

It's o.k. to wanna nail her....but NOT to a tree http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[squee]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
under of course!! only stupid people put it over..:P[/quote]

It HAS to go over. It's Navy regulations, I swear to God. And, when you're done wiping, you have to put the edge of the roll on top.

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Non sibi sed patriae
Non nobis Domine, Domine! ...Sed nomine Tuo da gloriam!

[Cruise Director]

It's good to have regulations like that in the Navy. If we didn't, imagine going to war with such chaos !

(BTW, Squee, are you a WOG or shellback? Could make a good story...wanna borrow the hat?)

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Escape Artist]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Escape Artist:
*nails Kayla to a tree*


[/quote]

It's o.k. to wanna nail her....but NOT to a tree http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[/quote]

HE DEFENDS THE BRA-STUFFER! KILL HIM TOO!
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meaning comes from within...

[Kayla]

no nailing me (well except for CD), No killing me!! thats quite enough!



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<FONT size="1">spent and sighing with that look in your eye
spent and sweatin with that look on your face like
sweet revelation
sweet surrender
thinking of you
thinking of you
sweet revelation
sweet surrendering</FONT s>

[sublime]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Some organization took the time to take a poll about the subject.[/quote]

That's not the most amazing thing.. the most incredibly mind boggling thing about that survey is that something like 8% of all people had no preference. About toilet paper.

I don't really care, but if you put a gun to my head and made me choose, I'd say under - it's easier to tear the paper with one hand. (the other hand is holding one of my many volumes of <u>Uncle John's Bathroom Reader</u>.)

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Who needs action when you got words?

[baccaruda]

<FONT COLOR="royalblue"><FONT face="Calisto MT">The thing I hate most about the whole TP issue is that "not having an opinion" aka I don't give a damn, is treated as an opinion and you're tricked into contributing to the hype.

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We forge our spirits in the traditions of our ancestors.
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[This message has been edited by baccaruda (edited 08-05-2001).]

[Escape Artist]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by baccaruda:
[COLOR=royalblue][FONT=Calisto MT]The thing I hate most about the whole TP issue is that "not having an opinion" aka I don't give a damn, is treated as an opinion and you're tricked into contributing to the hype.

[/quote]

'Tis a three-headed serpent of asswipery, I say!

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meaning comes from within...

[cancer]

like, omg, the cleaning lady put the tp UNDER!!!

*tsuh* (you know that sound.

it's so hard to find good help these days.