*cough* You know the drill!

[Lucretia]

<font color=669966>Yea, so I'm new here.

Lick my heel.</font>

[Lucretia]

<font color=669966>A man went to the county fair and was looking at all the fall harvest when he came upon a farmer selling apples for $25.00 each. He asked the farmer how he had the nerve to sell apples for that price. The farmer told him they were very special apples, when you bite into them they taste just like sweet pussy.

Now he thought this guy had something here so he bought one and took a bite. "This apple tastes like shit," the man said!

The farmer just looked up and said "You have to turn it around." </font>

[Faceplant]

A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women’s deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.

Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!

[Lucretia]

<font color=669966>Right on. So let's pretend that you're funny. HAHAHA. Ok, with that completed, let's move on to the showing of tits. *kicks RW in the chin* Feel better? That's great! Me love you LOOOOONG time!

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif</font>

[3MTA3]

Wowsa...this un's fiesty pa! Ill get ma rope, you go over yonder an rustle up some kindlin...

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[Dog Breath]

Aaaaah!

The Addams family is flaming the forum!

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Woof.

[zoey]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Aaaaah!

The Addams family is flaming the forum!

[/quote]

Hahahahahah


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I loved you, we could have been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you DREAM (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/2V8Q3IB8F9B0X/ref=wl_em_to/107-2865667-5707752?add-fav=1) about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM (http://mangled.org) about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't BREATHE (http://engine09.com) without me

[Lucretia]

<font color=669966>I am so disappointed in ALL of you! Where's my cute little "Welcome Lucretia," from everyone?

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

</font>

[Escape Artist]

Welcome, Lucretia. I'd make a purty graphic thingy for ya but I'm too damned pissed, tired and confused about some things. Gimme a few days and I'll have somethin for you. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[King Bastard]

Hail Lucretia!!!


Not sure if you are my reflection or not, but time will tell.

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[Lucretia]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by King Bastard:
Hail Lucretia!!!


Not sure if you are my reflection or not, but time will tell.

[/quote]

<font color=669966>Thanks King. Oh and you might want to check your sig. It should believer, if you care. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

And thanks Escape, I'll be waiting. It better be nice, since I had to wait so long! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif</font>

[Dog Breath]

Welcome Lucretia
Not that you need it from me. You have proven your worth. We need more mean people here http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Rock on!

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Woof.
Scratching at the eyes of societal normalcy.
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[Lucretia]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Welcome Lucretia
Not that you need it from me. You have proven your worth. We need more mean people here http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Rock on!

[/quote]

<font color=669966>Thanks, heh.

*kicks DB in the shin*

I'm not mean! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif</font>

[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Lucretia:
*kicks DB in the shin*

I'm not mean! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif</font>
[/B][/quote]

Hey RW got kicked in the chin and all you could come up with for me was a sissy little kick in the shin?
Now that's MEAN!

Bends Lucretia over my knee. Now this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. *Wink* http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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Woof.
Scratching at the eyes of societal normalcy.
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[Lucretia]

<font color=669966>I thought that it would be a bit inhumane to kick a dog in the face. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif

I didn't realize that you were such a tough guy! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif</font>