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Dog Breath
01-23-2001, 03:43 AM
OK kiddies time for an analogy.

I am straddling the fence with a couple other forums like most of you. So far this forum is pretty cool and I want to congratulate RW and everyone for making it so.
What makes this forum so different you ask? Well that is where the analogy comes in....you knew I would get to that eventually. But you say "what about the dog, tell us about the dog". OK I am rambling.

You know when you go to someplace like Mexico, Puerto Rico, etc... and you don't want to pay duty on the cool stuff you bought? Well you might for example feed some pearls to your dog because you know they won't X-Ray your dog and hence no duty. Unfortunately the result is how do you get those pearls back. You could kill the dog but that is messy and then you will need a new dog tomorrow for the next haul. Your only choice is to wait for your pearls in the usual flow.
I think of these message forums as a dog. If you want to get to the pearls you have to sift through a lot of shit. Here at the Hyper Tribe we have a dog that just shits pearls. OK some of them have a little shit on them but I think this dog is a keeper.
Ha ha thanks for putting up with my shitty analogy and thanks for being you!
Big ole slobbery doggie kisses LOL. :P

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Cruise Director
01-23-2001, 03:52 AM
O.K. I'm lost. What kind of dog was that again? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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TokenCracker
01-23-2001, 04:22 AM
shut the fuck up Cruise Director you dont fucking belong here get the fuck out bitch before i do a drive by in your hood because you came to my hood

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Princess_Heather
01-23-2001, 04:22 AM
I hope to god no one is dumb/desperate enough to do that to pearls on a string...

The string will either dissolve in the canine's stomach while it tries to digest the neclace, or the string will absorb all the acid and stench from the dog's shit leaving you with something that smells like a dogs ass to hang around your neck.

Anyway - nice anology...

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Cruise Director
01-23-2001, 04:26 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by TokenCracker:
shut the fuck up Cruise Director you dont fucking belong here get the fuck out bitch before i do a drive by in your hood because you came to my hood

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....or you could just BLOW ME.



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King Bastard
01-23-2001, 04:34 AM
Ok guys, theres a place for the pissing contests now, The Colosseum.

I kindly offer you take the battle there. Unless you are just fucking about a bit.

Nah, please fuck about over there, if it needs be done at all.

Thank you.

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SisterTaffy
01-23-2001, 12:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:
O.K. I'm lost. What kind of dog was that again? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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If the dog was a Chiuahaha, which is the choice breed for homo-sexuals and old women, give it to me. I'll drop kick it like a Nerf football. BJ and I hate those dogs. They are of the Devil. Yippy, heel nipping little bastards.

Anyway, the pearls...did they happen to be hand tied, opera length Mikimoto Pearls? I've misplaced mine. Kindly remove the feces, have them restrung and sent to me post haste.

Thanking you in advance for your immediate and complete cooperation.

Sister Taffy

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Dog Breath
01-23-2001, 01:17 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SisterTaffy:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:
O.K. I'm lost. What kind of dog was that again? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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If the dog was a Chiuahaha, which is the choice breed for homo-sexuals and old women, give it to me. I'll drop kick it like a Nerf football. BJ and I hate those dogs. They are of the Devil. Yippy, heel nipping little bastards.

Anyway, the pearls...did they happen to be hand tied, opera length Mikimoto Pearls? I've misplaced mine. Kindly remove the feces, have them restrung and sent to me post haste.

Thanking you in advance for your immediate and complete cooperation.

Sister Taffy

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Well actually they are opera length but all I could get out of the bitch was a choker....more to come.

Heather you scare me. How would I get a dog to swallow a string of pearls? If you put a pill on a dogs tongue and hold it's mouth closed you know when it swallowed by the fact that they lick their nose after. I need to find a hot woman who can do that. PH I think I want you, no I really think I want you. Do you think you could dump your husband/brother? MMmmmwwwwaaaa.

How much bran can a dog eat before it passes out?

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