SisterTaffy
01-23-2001, 12:09 PM
Read, enjoy, and then send me some nice flowers a a token of your appreciation.
Thank you.
DAILY BLESSINGS WITH SISTER TAFFY©2000
Monday, January 22 2000
Day One of the CHRISTIAN R.A.P.E. ADMINISTRATION
(Reclaim America for Protestants Everywhere)
Dear Friends Of Baby Jesus,
Today marks the beginning of a glorious new era in American history. We will say good-bye to the days of the free thinking LIEberals and DEMONcrats who imposed their twisted values on the decent people of this
country. We will bid a Farewell to the distasteful tolerance and acceptance for sin that we’ve endured for long eight years. United we cry out Adios to the evil debauchery and moral deficit in our government. And we will wish a good ridden to Mr. and Mrs. Hillary Clinton. We hope the door hit you and knocked you down on the way out. The locks have been changed and so have the draperies. Yes, the Christians are taking back America and we are going to R.A.P.E. you. Hallelujah!
We will all be able to sleep easier now knowing that our brilliant new leader and his fellow cabinet members are going to stop at nothing to R.A.P.E this wonderful country and leave us with the Family Values that we so desperately desire.
Let us all now praise Jesus for our new President George W. Bush and his incredibly amazing Dick. Please bow your head and join me in a prayer for the restoration of America. (No peeping. Baby Jesus and I are watching)
“Poppa Lord, we come to you thankful this morning for the blessings which you have bestowed upon us. Words will never express the overwhelming gratitude that we have for this fresh start that your favorite country has been given. There are so many great things ahead that we don’t know where to begin listing them but we will try:
We thank you for the inevitable end to that dreadful Hate Crime Bill. We don’t need any Government permission to hate. We get that in our our houses of worship.
Thank you for the potential overturn of Roe vs. Wade and all those other foolish Women’s Rights issues. A woman’s place is at home by her husband and not out murdering babies and burning her undergarments. The only Right a woman really needs is a Republican Right Wing man to tell her what to do with her mind and body.
Thank you for the certain increase in our military spending. We need more guns and bombs to protect ourselves against evil foreigners from Godless countries. Every teacher, militia acting in your name, and child needs a gun.
Blessed Holy Ghost, we give you thanks for the millions of Americans who cast their vote for W. and his Dick so that we can restore Civility in this country and enforce the true meaning of the word Civility; “training in the humanities”. Yes Lord, it’s not right for people to think as humans we are all equal. Deutoronamy 7:6 says that “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a
special people unto himself, above all people
that are upon the face of the earth.” I think that says enough. We ARE above all the other people and our new leadership is too. Civility will not stand for the so-called “civil-rights” that the DEMONcrats spewed and you can bet that President BUSH and his DICK will tell the world as much every time they speak. Amen.
Lastly our Masterful and Sole Creator, we thank you for the wealth, power, and authority that the Religious Right will have during the next four (hopefully eight) years. This power will permit the restoration of mandatory school prayer, the reinstatement of the Ten Commandments in all public buildings, and the right to use your precious name publicly and as often as possible without us good Christians being persecuted by LIEberals. We, as dutiful followers under the leadership of this 42nd President (Bill Clinton did not count) ask that you protect and shield your chosen people as we restore the good name of this country. And Lord, please damn to Hell all those who are not exactly like us.
Amen.”
Friends, I know that today’s Daily Blessing will be sent along to everyone in your address book. Certainly my prayer was no match for the beautiful and prolific prayer said at the Inauguration on this past Saturday. But it did say about the same thing and I think that it’s worth repeating.
Flawlessly Without Sin I remain YIC,
Sister Taffy
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I am the Foremost Authority On All Things Biblical (http://www.sistertaffy.com) . Just ask Jesus, He'lll tell you.
Thank you.
DAILY BLESSINGS WITH SISTER TAFFY©2000
Monday, January 22 2000
Day One of the CHRISTIAN R.A.P.E. ADMINISTRATION
(Reclaim America for Protestants Everywhere)
Dear Friends Of Baby Jesus,
Today marks the beginning of a glorious new era in American history. We will say good-bye to the days of the free thinking LIEberals and DEMONcrats who imposed their twisted values on the decent people of this
country. We will bid a Farewell to the distasteful tolerance and acceptance for sin that we’ve endured for long eight years. United we cry out Adios to the evil debauchery and moral deficit in our government. And we will wish a good ridden to Mr. and Mrs. Hillary Clinton. We hope the door hit you and knocked you down on the way out. The locks have been changed and so have the draperies. Yes, the Christians are taking back America and we are going to R.A.P.E. you. Hallelujah!
We will all be able to sleep easier now knowing that our brilliant new leader and his fellow cabinet members are going to stop at nothing to R.A.P.E this wonderful country and leave us with the Family Values that we so desperately desire.
Let us all now praise Jesus for our new President George W. Bush and his incredibly amazing Dick. Please bow your head and join me in a prayer for the restoration of America. (No peeping. Baby Jesus and I are watching)
“Poppa Lord, we come to you thankful this morning for the blessings which you have bestowed upon us. Words will never express the overwhelming gratitude that we have for this fresh start that your favorite country has been given. There are so many great things ahead that we don’t know where to begin listing them but we will try:
We thank you for the inevitable end to that dreadful Hate Crime Bill. We don’t need any Government permission to hate. We get that in our our houses of worship.
Thank you for the potential overturn of Roe vs. Wade and all those other foolish Women’s Rights issues. A woman’s place is at home by her husband and not out murdering babies and burning her undergarments. The only Right a woman really needs is a Republican Right Wing man to tell her what to do with her mind and body.
Thank you for the certain increase in our military spending. We need more guns and bombs to protect ourselves against evil foreigners from Godless countries. Every teacher, militia acting in your name, and child needs a gun.
Blessed Holy Ghost, we give you thanks for the millions of Americans who cast their vote for W. and his Dick so that we can restore Civility in this country and enforce the true meaning of the word Civility; “training in the humanities”. Yes Lord, it’s not right for people to think as humans we are all equal. Deutoronamy 7:6 says that “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a
special people unto himself, above all people
that are upon the face of the earth.” I think that says enough. We ARE above all the other people and our new leadership is too. Civility will not stand for the so-called “civil-rights” that the DEMONcrats spewed and you can bet that President BUSH and his DICK will tell the world as much every time they speak. Amen.
Lastly our Masterful and Sole Creator, we thank you for the wealth, power, and authority that the Religious Right will have during the next four (hopefully eight) years. This power will permit the restoration of mandatory school prayer, the reinstatement of the Ten Commandments in all public buildings, and the right to use your precious name publicly and as often as possible without us good Christians being persecuted by LIEberals. We, as dutiful followers under the leadership of this 42nd President (Bill Clinton did not count) ask that you protect and shield your chosen people as we restore the good name of this country. And Lord, please damn to Hell all those who are not exactly like us.
Amen.”
Friends, I know that today’s Daily Blessing will be sent along to everyone in your address book. Certainly my prayer was no match for the beautiful and prolific prayer said at the Inauguration on this past Saturday. But it did say about the same thing and I think that it’s worth repeating.
Flawlessly Without Sin I remain YIC,
Sister Taffy
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I am the Foremost Authority On All Things Biblical (http://www.sistertaffy.com) . Just ask Jesus, He'lll tell you.