Hmmm.....

[Mr. Snrub]

"8. HIGH RISK ACTIVITIES. The Product is not fault-tolerant and is not designed, manufactured or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, air traffic control, direct life support machines, or weapons systems, in which the failure of the Product could lead directly to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage ("High Risk Activities"). Accordingly, Microsoft and its suppliers specifically disclaim any express or implied warranty of fitness for High Risk Activities. Licensee agrees that Microsoft and its suppliers will not be liable for any claims or damages arising from the use of the Product in such applications."

May this paragraph never be voided. Squee, is the Nimitz currently being run by Windows 2000?

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[morgana]

<font color="lime">sticker on my keyboard:

"WARNING: Some experts believe that the use of any keyboard may cause serious injury. Consult statement on the back of the keyboard."

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adapt, or be eaten by the beast...

[strangerthanfiction]

to date my favorite is the requirement that guns have warning labels about the dangers of useing the product....um wouldnt that be a given?

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I am one of the gods own experiments, a high powered mutant too weird to live too rare to die.

[MAC]

Apparently computers should have a warning label that says "May cause excessive masterbation"

And now I have to go uninstall windows 2000 from my damned ICBM launch console.

Well, back to toggle switches for me,

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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