King Bastard
01-17-2001, 11:53 AM
Shit like this gets thought up? I really cant fathom how the fuck anyone could even be seriuos about the following.
CITIZENS AGAINST BREAST-FEEDING
MANIFESTO
Throughout history, Homo sapiens have experienced cannibalism. But do we condone this primitive behavior today? Of course not! Nor do we any longer tolerate sacrificing our child to the Gods.
Why, for centuries, have women incestuously breast-fed their babies without conscience? It was nature's way to survive. And there were not yet any laws against such depravity.
As civilization progressed, politicians looked the other way when it came to breast-feeding and circumcision, both indignities an obvious violation of infant's civil rights.
Monica Lewinsky's oral gratification received from President Clinton had a direct relationship to her demented childhood slurping mother's milk. Just ask any psychologist.
I have no problem with an adult male seeking the nefarious nipple from a consenting female. But I shudder to think of a male child's upbringing, being seduced by his mother's nipples. That baby's urge should be re-directed to thumb-sucking or gnawing on a security blanket.
Smoking is another insidious oral evil perpetrated on the public. Tobacco companies still display no sense of shame or guilt for exploiting breast-feeders, enticing them to suck cigarettes or cigars.
Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt have made millions flaunting the breast, profiting from female mammaries by encouraging men and women to relive their infancy vicariously. Savoring a nipple is an addiction to titillation, just as one puff of crack dooms the user.
Congress should be inundated with E-mail urging Representatives and Senators to pass a stiff law making breast-feeding illegal, punishable by a $500 fine for the first offence and a mandatory year in jail for subsequent violations.
The rest of that shit can be found here (http://www.banbreastfeeding.com/manifest.htm)
I just dont get it.
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I'm a firm beliver in a ruling class, especially since I rule: Randall Graves-Clerks
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CITIZENS AGAINST BREAST-FEEDING
MANIFESTO
Throughout history, Homo sapiens have experienced cannibalism. But do we condone this primitive behavior today? Of course not! Nor do we any longer tolerate sacrificing our child to the Gods.
Why, for centuries, have women incestuously breast-fed their babies without conscience? It was nature's way to survive. And there were not yet any laws against such depravity.
As civilization progressed, politicians looked the other way when it came to breast-feeding and circumcision, both indignities an obvious violation of infant's civil rights.
Monica Lewinsky's oral gratification received from President Clinton had a direct relationship to her demented childhood slurping mother's milk. Just ask any psychologist.
I have no problem with an adult male seeking the nefarious nipple from a consenting female. But I shudder to think of a male child's upbringing, being seduced by his mother's nipples. That baby's urge should be re-directed to thumb-sucking or gnawing on a security blanket.
Smoking is another insidious oral evil perpetrated on the public. Tobacco companies still display no sense of shame or guilt for exploiting breast-feeders, enticing them to suck cigarettes or cigars.
Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt have made millions flaunting the breast, profiting from female mammaries by encouraging men and women to relive their infancy vicariously. Savoring a nipple is an addiction to titillation, just as one puff of crack dooms the user.
Congress should be inundated with E-mail urging Representatives and Senators to pass a stiff law making breast-feeding illegal, punishable by a $500 fine for the first offence and a mandatory year in jail for subsequent violations.
The rest of that shit can be found here (http://www.banbreastfeeding.com/manifest.htm)
I just dont get it.
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I'm a firm beliver in a ruling class, especially since I rule: Randall Graves-Clerks
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