Dog Breath
07-29-2001, 07:27 PM
In Texas today a tragedy occurred. A Tyler Net Admin made the mistake of looking at the big picture at too high a resolution.
Seeing all of the things wrong with the world at once caused an agitated state followed by confusion and finally coma. This is referred to by medical professionals as the GWB syndrome.
Reports of an outbreak of GWB syndrome has been investigated by the Center for Disease Control whom said this would go global and stun the entire planet like deer in the headlights of an oncoming freight train.
The symptoms include, irritable bowel, acute depression, thoughts of suicide, bandwidth issues, Touretts syndrome like stemming and feelings of rage.
Currently there is no cure. The disease has no incubation period and runs it's course in about 4 years. Reinfection is quite likely.
Temporary relief from the symptoms can be achieved through "denial and beer" therapy.
Good luck and God bless. You will need it.
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If I had known I would be stuck with this name forever I would have thought of something clever.
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Seeing all of the things wrong with the world at once caused an agitated state followed by confusion and finally coma. This is referred to by medical professionals as the GWB syndrome.
Reports of an outbreak of GWB syndrome has been investigated by the Center for Disease Control whom said this would go global and stun the entire planet like deer in the headlights of an oncoming freight train.
The symptoms include, irritable bowel, acute depression, thoughts of suicide, bandwidth issues, Touretts syndrome like stemming and feelings of rage.
Currently there is no cure. The disease has no incubation period and runs it's course in about 4 years. Reinfection is quite likely.
Temporary relief from the symptoms can be achieved through "denial and beer" therapy.
Good luck and God bless. You will need it.
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If I had known I would be stuck with this name forever I would have thought of something clever.
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