Pop Quiz

[MAC]

Okay. It’s pop quiz time.
Don’t worry though, your lowest test score of the semester will be dropped.
Please show all your work.
No calculators or other math aids
*theMAC eyeballs the “old guys” in the back of the class with the slide rules*
Begin……Now!

Multiple Choice (Please select the best answer for each question)

1) Hats are for
A) Hiding your hair
B) Keeping the sun off
C) Shooting

2) Cars are for
A) Getting out of the house
B) Racing and Sleeping in
C) Shooting

3) Shoes are for
A) Accenting an outfit
B) Protecting your feet from stickers and nails
C) Shooting

4) Dogs are for
A) Petting
B) Drinking with
C) Shooting

5) Butter knives are for
A) Spreading butter and jam
B) Prying open battery covers on cheap plastic things that break
C) Sharpening on a bench grinder and throwing at the wall in you room.

6) Money is for
A) Shopping and bills
B) Beer and bills
C) Titty dancers

7) Water is for
A) Bathing
B) Hiding Fish
C) Making Pee

8) Boobs are
A) Better when they are real
B) No comment
C) Food

9) Electricity if for
A) Lights
B) Futuristic guns
C) Stunning your prey

10)I refuse to
A) Conform
B) Surrender
C) Eat Pork


True or False

T F 1) Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.

T F 2) Mares eat oats and does eat oats
But little lambs eat Ivy

T F 3) Very superstitious
Writing on the wall

T F 4) Scotland is FREE!

T F 5) Talent on loan from God.

T F 6) First its liquor and beer
Then the whores move in.

T F 7) Shutdown the devil sound.

T F 8) White wine with fish and poultry
Red wine with beef and pork

T F 9) What I got, you got to get it, put it in you

T F 10) No woman. No cry.

Writing Portion of the Test

Essay Topics: Choose One (150 word max)
Things I would rather not be caught wearing.
Things I hate to have to fix.
Things I’ve shot that I’m not proud of.

(Remember to have a topic sentence)

Extra Credit:
Turn straw into gold.

This test will be graded on the curve.
Unless some smart cookie ruins it for everyone.


NO TALKING!!!




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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Kayla]

ahh you always make me smile theMAC...im in school and have enough quizzes to take today :P

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So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

[Escape Artist]

*talks, cheats and throws paper airplanes around the class*

[Poteen]

I'll settle with the multiple choice questions..

C
B/C
C
C
C
C
A
A
B
B

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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I'm Danish! Eat me!

[Koliedrus]

No talking?

Screw that http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

BABABDDADD

The T/F section gave me a spasm so I skipped it. (It won't be the first F I ever got on a test http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif )


Extra credit:

Teacher did the right thing by keeping family safe.

/me puts an apple on Dr. theMAC's desk and walks back to his seat.


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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Kayla]

/me runs up to theMAC's desk and steals the apple http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif


/me is hoping for detention

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So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

[Deadpool]

/ME pulls out a hand gun and starts shooting fellow student and then kills self.
/me becomes immortalized and countless TV specials are made.

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Escape Artist]

*pours gas around his desk and lights it as he leaves*

[MAC]

<FONT size="10"><FONT COLOR="red">
YOU ARE ALL VERY, VERY, VERY BAD STUDENTS!!
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Now go to the detention thread.


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Mr. Snrub]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
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YOU ARE ALL VERY, VERY, VERY BAD STUDENTS!!
</FONT c></FONT s>

Now go to the detention thread.


[/quote]


Oh no no no no.

This is not a "Welcome Back Kotter" environment.

This is a "Class of Nuke'em High" type environment.

So i say -

MAKE ME, BITCH!


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This day, like any other day, is like no other.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

1) Hats are for
A) Hiding your hair

2) Cars are for
B) Racing and Sleeping in

3) Shoes are for
A) Accenting an outfit

4) Dogs are for
B) Drinking with

5) Butter knives are for
C) Sharpening on a bench grinder and throwing at the wall in you room.

6) Money is for
B) Beer and bills

7) Water is for
A) Bathing

8) Boobs are
A) Better when they are real

9) Electricity is for
C) Stunning your prey

10)I refuse to
A) Conform


F 1) Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.

T 2) Mares eat oats and does eat oats
But little lambs eat Ivy

T 3) Very superstitious
Writing on the wall

F 4) Scotland is FREE!

F 5) Talent on loan from God.

F 6) First its liquor and beer
Then the whores move in.

F 7) Shutdown the devil sound.

F 8) White wine with fish and poultry
Red wine with beef and pork

T 9) What I got, you got to get it, put it in you

T 10) No woman. No cry.

Writing Portion of the Test


Things I’ve shot that I’m not proud of.
I've never been a fan of shooting things that I am not going to eat.
I shot a sparrow one day just to see if I could. I gave it a half hour funeral service and its own coffin. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
My brother and I used to shoot cows in the arse with a slug gun for fun, I guess I'm not really proud of that either, although I probably would do it again given the opportunity because it didn't really hurt them and it was fun to see the stupid and confused look on their faces when they couldn't figure out what was going on (mind you, cows always look stupid and confused).
I was embarassed when I shot a possum once, not because it was a possum, but because it was a really bad shot and the poor thing fell in to the nook of the tree, where I could not get a clear shot. It was writhing in pain and pissing out blood in all directions. It died eventually though.
I think that is about 150 words, anyway, Im rambling. Its not a very good essay, but with a 150 word limit you are pretty much reduced to writing like a primary school student.

Turn straw into gold:
Wrinklestinkskin!

[Koliedrus]

Phhhbbtbtbtb!

Muffy just blew the curve.

I say we drag her into detention with the rest of us.

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[King Bastard]

1) Hats are for
A) Hiding your hair
B) Keeping the sun off
C) Shooting
<FONT COLOR="red">D: Storytelling</FONT c>
2) Cars are for
A) Getting out of the house
B) Racing and Sleeping in
C) Shooting
<FONT COLOR="red">D: A swift getaway</FONT c>
3) Shoes are for
A) Accenting an outfit
B) Protecting your feet from stickers and nails
C) Shooting
<FONT COLOR="red">D: Keeping your feet from getting dirty</FONT c>
4) Dogs are for
A) Petting
B) Drinking with
C) Shooting
<FONT COLOR="red">D: Fetching the dead animals you just shot from the underbrush</FONT c>
5) Butter knives are for
A) Spreading butter and jam
B) Prying open battery covers on cheap plastic things that break
C) Sharpening on a bench grinder and throwing at the wall in you room.
<FONT COLOR="red">D: Sharpening with a good stone, for use as a last ditch holdout weapon</FONT c>
6) Money is for
A) Shopping and bills
B) Beer and bills
C) Titty dancers
<FONT COLOR="red">D: All of the above</FONT c>
7) Water is for
A) Bathing
B) Hiding Fish
C) Making Pee
<FONT COLOR="red">D: all of the above</FONT c>
8) Boobs are
A) Better when they are real
B) No comment
C) Food
<FONT COLOR="red">D: Answers A and C, and fun, and good, and a needed commodity. Yes</FONT c>
9) Electricity is for
A) Lights
B) Futuristic guns
C) Stunning your prey
<FONT COLOR="red">D: All of the above, and for powering my puter so's I can take tests like this one</FONT c>
10)I refuse to
A) Conform
B) Surrender
C) Eat Pork
<FONT COLOR="red">D: Answer truthfully</FONT c>

True or False

T F 1) Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.
<FONT COLOR="red">T</FONT c>
T F 2) Mares eat oats and does eat oats
But little lambs eat Ivy
<FONT COLOR="red">T</FONT c>
T F 3) Very superstitious
Writing on the wall
<FONT COLOR="red">F</FONT c>
T F 4) Scotland is FREE!
<FONT COLOR="red">F</FONT c>
T F 5) Talent on loan from God.
<FONT COLOR="red">F</FONT c>
T F 6) First its liquor and beer
Then the whores move in.
<FONT COLOR="red">T</FONT c>
T F 7) Shutdown the devil sound.
<FONT COLOR="red">F</FONT c>
T F 8) White wine with fish and poultry
Red wine with beef and pork
<FONT COLOR="red">T</FONT c>
T F 9) What I got, you got to get it, put it in you
<FONT COLOR="red">T</FONT c>
T F 10) No woman. No cry.
<FONT COLOR="red">F</FONT c>
Writing Portion of the Test

Essay Topics: Choose One (150 word max)
Things I would rather not be caught wearing.
Things I hate to have to fix.
Things I’ve shot that I’m not proud of.

<FONT COLOR="red">In the following discourse I will discuss things I have shot, and not been proud of.

There was a time back in junior high when I was dating a very nasty girl. She would only blow me, never anything else, which in retrospect is a good thing. There was one afternoon where I was feeling quite evil, and decided not to warn her before I ejaculated. The first shot hit that small dangly thing in the back of her throat. I had to dodge the remainder of my ejaculate, seeing as she aimed my member at my head in an effort to avenge herself of my transgression. I succeded in avoiding messing up my face with baby batter. I am not proud of the fact that this was a neccessary defensive manuver. That is the story of my least prideful shot.</FONT c>

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Borne of sin, C',mon in... Andre Linoge; Storm of the Century

[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
1) Hats are for
C) Shooting

2) Cars are for
B) Racing and Sleeping in

3) Shoes are for
B) Protecting your feet from stickers and nails

4) Dogs are for
C) Shooting

5) Butter knives are for
B) Prying open battery covers on cheap plastic things that break

6) Money is for
C) Titty dancers

7) Water is for
C) Making Pee

8) Boobs are
C) Food

9) Electricity if for
B) Futuristic guns

10)I refuse to
B) Surrender


True or False

T 1) Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.

T 2) Mares eat oats and does eat oats
But little lambs eat Ivy

T 3) Very superstitious
Writing on the wall

T 4) Scotland is FREE!

T 5) Talent on loan from God.

T 6) First its liquor and beer
Then the whores move in.

T 7) Shutdown the devil sound.

F 8) White wine with fish and poultry
Red wine with beef and pork

T 9) What I got, you got to get it, put it in you

T 10) No woman. No cry.

Writing Portion of the Test

Essay Topics: Choose One (150 word max)
Things I’ve shot that I’m not proud of.

My first trip Chuckur hunting alone I shot a bird off a cactus. I described it to my buddy and he told me it wasn't a chuckur. I took it out of my FREEZER and tossed it. I still don't know what it was.

Extra Credit:
Turn straw into gold.

A straw is golden when used to shoot spit wads.

NO TALKING!!!

OK I'll just type.


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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[MAC]

Very Good..

Muffy "A"
You got the one about the whores wrong tho.
And your essay needed some work.
But you finished first and with conviction.
You missed the extra points.

KB, "A-"
Your multiple choice answers were...creative
Did good on the T/F
Excellent Essay.

DB, "A+"
You obviously took notes.
You made the essay work
and you got the extra credit.

GOOD JOB YOU THREE!

Koliedrus! Get back in detention and finish you assignment. BTW your Mom dropped off you rash ointment. Go see the nurse at lunch.


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[MAC]

Hyuk.

Its time to for another one of these.
http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Cruise Director]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
Okay. It’s pop quiz time.
Don’t worry though, your lowest test score of the semester will be dropped.
Please show all your work.
No calculators or other math aids
*theMAC eyeballs the “old guys” in the back of the class with the slide rules*
Begin……Now!

Multiple Choice (Please select the best answer for each question)

1) Hats are for
A) Hiding your hair
B) Keeping the sun off
C) Shooting

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D. Storytelling



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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[MAC]

I'm giving Cruise some extra credit for that.
Now go play on the jungle gym. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Kayla]

1) Hats are for
A) Hiding your hair

2) Cars are for
A) Getting out of the house

3) Shoes are for
A) Accenting an outfit

4) Dogs are for
A) Petting

5) Butter knives are for
B) Prying open battery covers on cheap plastic things that break


6) Money is for
A) Shopping and bills

7) Water is for
B) Hiding Fish (YEAHH!!!!)


8) Boobs are
A) Better when they are real


9) Electricity if for
A) Lights


10)I refuse to
B) Surrender

True or False

T 1) Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.

T 2) Mares eat oats and does eat oats
But little lambs eat Ivy

F 3) Very superstitious
Writing on the wall

F 4) Scotland is FREE!

T 5) Talent on loan from God.

T 6) First its liquor and beer
Then the whores move in.

T 7) Shutdown the devil sound.

T 8) White wine with fish and poultry
Red wine with beef and pork

F 9) What I got, you got to get it, put it in you

F 10) No woman. No cry.

Writing Portion of the Test

Essay Topics: Choose One (150 word max)
Things I would rather not be caught wearing.
Things I hate to have to fix.
Things I’ve shot that I’m not proud of.

(Remember to have a topic sentence)

Extra Credit:
Turn straw into gold.


THINGS IVE SHOT THAT I'M NOT PROUD OF
By: Kayla610

I miss grandma http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif


Umm i cant turn straw into gold but i can turn string into silver....hows that?

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<FONT COLOR="blue">I'd rather take it easy, then try and force whats on its way to me</FONT c>

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[MAC]

I'm gonna top this for the newbs....

:)
this was good times

[mute]

Multiple Choice (Please select the best answer for each question)

1) Hats are for
A) Hiding your hair

2) Cars are for
A) Getting out of the house
B) Racing

3) Shoes are for
A) Accenting an outfit

4) Dogs are for
A) Petting

5) Butter knives are for
A) Spreading butter and jam

6) Money is for
C) Titty dancers

7) Water is for
C) Making Pee

8) Boobs are
A) Better when they are real(not really though none of the other answers were good)

9) Electricity if for
A) Lights

10)I refuse to
A) Conform

True or False

T 1) Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.

T ? 2) Mares eat oats and does eat oats
But little lambs eat Ivy

T 3) Very superstitious
Writing on the wall

T 4) Scotland is FREE!

T 5) Talent on loan from God.

T 6) First its liquor and beer
Then the whores move in.

F 7) Shutdown the devil sound.

T 8) White wine with fish and poultry
Red wine with beef and pork

T 9) What I got, you got to get it, put it in you

T 10) No woman. No cry.

Writing Portion of the Test

Essay Topics: Choose One (150 word max)

Things I hate to have to fix.

Everything.


Extra Credit:
Turn straw into gold.

*does so and talks*