Anna got married?!? [Archive]

CAL

07-24-2001, 06:13 AM

I just heard on the news. Sad day for Tennis and us guys (and occasional girl) everywhere...

*sniff*

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AlcoholFiend

07-24-2001, 06:17 AM

i hate you cal

you left me without a word edgewise

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CAL

07-24-2001, 06:32 AM

Hmm. Anna's dad and agent says it's not true...

Keep your fingers crossed.

Hey fiend... nice hair.

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Mattdecay

07-24-2001, 06:39 AM

Do any of you honestly think she's attractive?

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Mr. Snrub

07-24-2001, 06:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mattdecay:
Do any of you honestly think she's attractive?

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Not really. Face is ok, sometimes, but she's built like a lumberjack. Maybe i'm just a freak for liking womanly curves over rock-hard man abs.

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CAL

07-24-2001, 06:43 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mattdecay:
Do any of you honestly think she's attractive?[/quote]

Well, because I am straight, YES!!

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Mattdecay

07-24-2001, 06:47 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Snrub:

Not really. Face is ok, sometimes, but she's built like a lumberjack. Maybe i'm just a freak for liking womanly curves over rock-hard man abs.

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Hahaha. Exactly.

Me? I find very few female atheletes attractive. I'm a freak too.

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King Bastard

07-24-2001, 06:49 AM

With logic like that, how can you argue?

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CAL

07-24-2001, 06:59 AM

If I said Venus Williams, then I could understand...

But this is Anna!! She has never won a major, because she is not some rhoided out manchick like the Williams sisters. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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MAC

07-24-2001, 12:36 PM

Now, see.......

If she could sing.....

Thats what Christina Aguillara is SUPPOSED to look like.

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Faceplant

07-24-2001, 02:31 PM

this thread sucks.

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am i wrong because i want the finer things in life?

squee

07-24-2001, 02:36 PM

It's the legs. Tennis players, figure skaters, ballerinas...they all have fearsome legs on 'em.

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Dog Breath

07-24-2001, 03:45 PM

Oh shit!
I thought you meant Anna Nichole Smith....Phweewww! *wipes away sweat*

Still waiting for my wife to become fatally injured in a wreck with Bill Gates whom had been drinking and tosses me about 2 Billion in hush money so I can afford ANS.

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SouthernOracle

07-24-2001, 09:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Still waiting for my wife to become fatally injured in a wreck with Bill Gates whom had been drinking and tosses me about 2 Billion in hush money so I can afford ANS.

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DB, you're a horrible man who should be punished for such thoughts!


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Kayla

07-24-2001, 09:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mattdecay:
Do any of you honestly think she's attractive?

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doenst do much for me at all

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I'd rather take it easy, then try and force whats on its way to me

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Kayla

07-24-2001, 09:57 PM

the williams sisters look like my boyfriends ex fuck toy Edjah...nasty fucking man monkey bitch

GRR!!

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Dog Breath

07-24-2001, 10:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SouthernOracle:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Still waiting for my wife to become fatally injured in a wreck with Bill Gates whom had been drinking and tosses me about 2 Billion in hush money so I can afford ANS.

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DB, you're a horrible man who should be punished for such thoughts!


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Don't take away my dreams!

P.S. I think Mac just cut your brake lines. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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CAL

07-25-2001, 02:37 AM

Nope, she isn't married, just a nasty rumour.

*goes back to stalking*

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