The Limerick Thread

[MAC]

Oh Joy.

Here we go.

If you don't know a limerick is a poem constituting of 5 short lines (usually around 8 or 10 syllables long).
Lines 1, 2, & 5 ryhme with each other.
And 3 & 4 ryhme with each other.

The rules are as follows

1) One line per post.
2) Let someone else make up the next line.
3) When a limerick is finished, let the next poster start the next one.
4) Should we get simulatious posts, the later will be ignored. Speed is the key.
5) NO "there once was a big fat rhinoseraus"
Or other things impossible to rhyme, please.
Okay, I'll start.....

There was a young man took a shower.


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Escape Artist]

he grabbed his guitar

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meaning comes from within...

[limpster]

did a shit in the car

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[Lady Sianna]

<FONT COLOR="purple">whilst the maid ran screaming to the tower</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="red">there is a desert i long to be walking, a wide emptiness, peace beyond any understanding of it...Rumi </FONT c>

[MAC]

One day a young girl, for a lark

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[gone~away]

knocked a baby's pram into the pond in the park

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Escape Artist]

she sat on a stump

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meaning comes from within...

[Faceplant]

and ea knew someone would say hump....

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am i wrong because i want the finer things in life?

[Escape Artist]

cause ea is a big fucking pimp daddy

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meaning comes from within...

[MAC]

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh..

Ahem,


If you ever meet Mr. Dushea

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Faceplant]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Escape Artist:
cause ea is a big fucking pimp daddy

[/quote]

yet he still looks really ratty.

HAHA.

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am i wrong because i want the finer things in life?

[SouthernOracle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:


If you ever meet Mr. Dushea

[/quote]

You will stare at his awful toupea

[Kayla]

but when he pulls down his pants

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Take another look at me, today i'm taking on catastrophe</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="pink">A mental mind fuck can be nice</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="blue">did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there </FONT c>

[gone~away]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
but when he pulls down his pants

[/quote]

and begins to prance



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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Skeet]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by gone~away:
and begins to prance
[/quote]

on all the gay ass rhyming



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Soon to come, something that means nothing...

[gone~away]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Skeet:
on all the gay ass rhyming
[/quote]

lines 1 2 and 5 are supposed to rhyme

you suck

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[sublime]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by gone~away:
and begins to prance[/quote]

He still can't make Skeet look less gay.

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Who needs action when you got words?

[Lightbulb]

A flexible woman named Lunt...

[limpster]

who had magical tits, but no cunt

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[Koliedrus]

I wish I had words to describe
The thoughts from which I now imbibe.
Your mind is your own.
Your "self" is now grown
But your future is part of the Tribe.


edit: Sorry for breaking the rules http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif
Proceed.
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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[This message has been edited by Koliedrus (edited 07-22-2001).]

[Escape Artist]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
I wish I had words to describe
The thoughts from which I now imbibe.
Your mind is your own.
Your "self" is now grown
But your future is part of the Tribe.


edit: Sorry for breaking the rules http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif
Proceed.[/quote]

KEEL HEEM! KICK HEEM IN DA HEAD!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

(good limerick, btw.)

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meaning comes from within...

[MAC]

*theMAC gets things back on track*

ahem.

Lighbulb-A flexible woman named Lunt...

Limp-who had magical tits, but no cunt

...met a man with no tounge...


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Lady Sianna]

<FONT COLOR="purple">and to the wind caution flung</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="red">there is a desert i long to be walking, a wide emptiness, peace beyond any understanding of it...Rumi </FONT c>

[squee]

...And a partially scarred lung...

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Non sibi sed patriae
Non nobis Domine, Domine! ...Sed nomine Tuo da gloriam!

[MAC]

...we hope they both get what they want...

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Kayla]

Theres this ugly loose bitch from Kentucky

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Take another look at me, today i'm taking on catastrophe</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="pink">A mental mind fuck can be nice</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="blue">did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there </FONT c>

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kayla610:
Theres this ugly loose bitch from Kentucky

[/quote]
and her brother namee Charles (call him "Chucky")




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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[MAC]

...both like to cause strife...

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Dog Breath]

Over Chuckie's new wife.

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If I had known I would be stuck with this name forever I would have thought of something clever.
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[Cruise Director]

There once was a dude called Faceplant
Who's antics the law said "You Can't!"
He got 0 to 5
for such a fast drive
Pick up the soap in the shower he shant.

(Only meant with love.)

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Cruise Director]

There's a man with a brain in a jar.
His posts are all great ones so far.
He can heal all your pain
with that bottled up brain
For the price of a real cheap cigar.

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Cruise Director]

There lives a great man we call D.
Who built this place for thee
He let's us posts thoughts
opinions, what-nots
And never has charged us a fee.


Mac was a good man from Texas
He drives an old truck, not a Lexus
His lessons are great
Makes your brain gears rotate
And sometimes they even perplex us

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Kayla]

/me stands up and applauds CD...very nice...hehe

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<FONT COLOR="orange">I'd rather take it easy then try to force whats on its way to me</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="pink">A mental mind fuck can be nice</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="blue">did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there </FONT c>

[Dog Breath]

Twas once a man named Cruise Director.
His posts were somewhat of a spectre.
We wonder indeed.
Why he can't fucking read.
The instructions Mac gave at the TOP OF THE THREAD!!!!!!

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If I had known I would be stuck with this name forever I would have thought of something clever.
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[Cruise Director]

There once was a man named Dog Breath.
Fuck you.

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Kayla]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Twas once a man named Cruise Director.
His posts were somewhat of a spectre.
We wonder indeed.
Why he can't fucking read.
The instructions Mac gave at the TOP OF THE THREAD!!!!!!

[/quote]
sorry to burst your bubble my sweet, but that didnt rhyme http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif you are teh lose



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<FONT COLOR="orange">I'd rather take it easy then try to force whats on its way to me</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="pink">A mental mind fuck can be nice</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="blue">did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there </FONT c>

[Dog Breath]

There was once a chica named Kayla.
Who vacationed in Venezuela.
Dad warned his daughter,
"don't drink the water".
"Unless you think a shitfest is a gayla".

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If I had known I would be stuck with this name forever I would have thought of something clever.
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[Cruise Director]

I was at SPF one fine day
When a cutie named Rabble said "HEY!"
Come see the new Tribe
It's gotta much better vibe.
Thanks, Rabble, for the invite to play.




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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Kayla]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
There was once a chica named Kayla.
Who vacationed in Venezuela.
Dad warned his daughter,
"don't drink the water".
"Unless you think a shitfest is a gayla".

[/quote]


ehhh...hehehe


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<FONT COLOR="orange">I'd rather take it easy then try to force whats on its way to me</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="pink">A mental mind fuck can be nice</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="blue">did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there </FONT c>

[Cruise Director]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Twas once a man named Cruise Director.
His posts were somewhat of a spectre.
We wonder indeed.
Why he can't fucking read.
The instructions Mac gave at the TOP OF THE THREAD!!!!!!

[/quote]

Dog Breath takes a bite out of me.
The rules, he points to with glee.
With the lash of his tongue
Tries to ruin my fun.
Come lick me,DB, where I pee.

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Kayla]

haha!!!

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<FONT COLOR="orange">I'd rather take it easy then try to force whats on its way to me</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="pink">A mental mind fuck can be nice</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="blue">did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there </FONT c>

[Dog Breath]

There was a bitch named Cruise Director
who was a serial rectum infector.
His tool it did drip.
from a whore he had ripped.
He doth distribute his green pecker nectar.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahah!!!!!!

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[Cruise Director]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
There was a bitch named Cruise Director
who was a serial rectum infector.
His tool it did drip.
from a whore he had ripped.
He doth distribute his green pecker nectar.

[/quote]

The whore that i *unf'd* was Dog Breath
All it cost me was 2 bucks worth of meth
He then hit the pipe
Brought the blowjob to life
The toothless grin nearly scared me to death



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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[gone~away]

the battle of wits was set to commence
with rhymes that made little sense
another day at the tribe
and to you i'll confide
my amusement was truly immense

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Dog Breath]

His job was Director of Cruises.
The no matter the contest he loses.
Propositioning dog and offered eight bits
lucky for him the dog had quick wits.
He used a lepper who never refuses.


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[gone~away]

a blow had been dealt verily
and dog breath sat back merrily
believing no cruise shot
could be quite so hot
and the spectators all waited batedly

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Cruise Director]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
His job was Director of Cruises.
The no matter the contest he loses.
Propositioning dog and offered eight bits
lucky for him the dog had quick wits.
He used a lepper who never refuses.


[/quote]
*applauds* VERY good.
let's see.....

The lepper took good care of me
given courtesy of the great DB
I didn't want to kiss her
When she claimed she's your sister
All you limerick are belong to me.



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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[gone~away]

but cruise he came back with a vengeance
and proved he had quite a penchance
for vicious abuse
however obtuse
lets wait for dog breath's next sentance

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Dog Breath]

The cruise Director was a bit naieve.
A whore should not be believed.
She claimed to be a sister.
But more accurately Mister.
He was my brother you see.


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[gone~away]

now THAT was a hook from the right
though i doubt it will win the fight
but let it be said
even after he's dead
that dog breath has got QUITE a bite

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Cruise Director]

Now Dog Breath was on quite a spree
He thought he could out-limmerick me
But when I smack the fine laddie
He screams "YER MY DADDY"
And on went this fine fuckery.

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Kayla]

And so the showdown begun
CD and DB one-on-one
This verbal fight
could go on all night
I think i'll stay out of this one

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<FONT COLOR="orange">I'd rather take it easy then try to force whats on its way to me</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="pink">A mental mind fuck can be nice</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="blue">did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there </FONT c>

[gone~away]

all of this talk about siblings
is really the most vile of things
but when you say 'dad'
you are quite a cad
mud is something cruise flings http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Dog Breath]

Criuse claimed he could give me a load.
But his tool couldn't orgasm a toad.
I'd give him head.
But I'd choke on thread.
I guess he'll have to date the commode.

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[gone~away]

now talk of sex runs amok
perhaps these two would like to fuck
instead of a comeback
just jump in the sack
and for your wedding we'll buy you a truck

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Cruise Director]

Now GA wants to play....

Two for the price of one:

DB, let me buy you a beer
Your limmericking skillz are quite clear
Since this has begun
I have had lot's of fun
Now it's back to skullfucking your ear.


GA in the crowd with a smile
Thoughts of sex are driving him wild
But his small dick was dead
Little more than a thread
Is the whole family hung infantile?

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Dog Breath]

So CD and DB were wed.
So strange was the conjugal bed.
A strange twist of fate.
But it turned out great.
Cd's muscles relax when he's dead.

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[gone~away]

and now attention turns my way
why? cuz i called you both gay?
i have nothing to fear
but my skills you should pheer
dont mess with mister away http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Faceplant]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:
There once was a dude called Faceplant
Who's antics the law said "You Can't!"
He got 0 to 5
for such a fast drive
Pick up the soap in the shower he shant.

(Only meant with love.)

[/quote]

hahahhahahah!!!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


yuo = teh man!

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am i wrong because i want the finer things in life?

[Cruise Director]

Talk of toads, let's get back to your sister
Her face looks like one big ol' blister
All covered with moles
Looks like a sack of assholes
( Did I tell you I'm fond and I missed her?)

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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Dog Breath]

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!CD WINZ!!!

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[Dog Breath]

Cruise, you should work for hallmark!

My monitor is blurry!

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[gone~away]

and the warriors tired
dog breathes synapses misfired
it was quite a duel though
with words cd respects his foe
'is that all you got?' he inquired

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The more i learn about myself... the more i realize how ignorant and self-centered i've been all along

[Cruise Director]

Now that the wedding is done
Our first night was just not that fun
The honeymoon in Niagra
(Next time, take the Viagra)
Poor DB, done before he begun.


A good sport is DB today
He came out and we got to play
This flame-ricking over
I'll invite him right over
And drink ale to the glory of our day


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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Cruise Director]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Cruise, you should work for hallmark!

My monitor is blurry!

[/quote]

A winner is US!!!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:
Talk of toads, let's get back to your sister
Her face looks like one big ol' blister
All covered with moles
Looks like a sack of assholes
( Did I tell you I'm fond and I missed her?)

[/quote]

No I just really would like to see that on a greeting card!
I love the twist at the end. That was definetly the best of the best.

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[MAC]

<FONT COLOR="yellow"><FONT size="10">
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
</FONT s></FONT c>

Once again, the best laid plans of mice and men gang aft aglee.

BTW I started this one yesterday for this very purpose. (http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001819.html)

But what the hell its a limerick flame war kinda crowd in here...

hehe
*ahem*
now back to business.

kayla-Theres this ugly loose bitch from Kentucky

Koliedrus-and her brother namee Charles (call him "Chucky")

theMAC-...both like to cause strife...

Dogbreath-Over Chuckie's new wife.

...but chuckie don't mind cause she fucky

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Consider the previous lemericks, if you please
Due to laughter my breath is now a wheeze
This is my first limerick ever
I'll admit it's not so clever
I'm amazed how ya'll create them with such ease</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Even the losers...
Get lucky sometimes.</FONT c>

[Cruise Director]

Dear Mac, I made your topic dead
Best intentions to start from my head
We had a great blast
Kicking each other's ass
Now it's back to the original thread


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There was a moment of utter silence before Hell's door flew open.

[Kayla]

a poem! (not a limerick..what can i say i'm a rebel)

The victor is CD, he won by a hair
DB the contendor he fought very fair
Their words like knives jabbing each other
In the end they hugged as would brothers
GA the announcer telling the story
Luckily this battle was not bloody or gory
This battle was funny and i hope you'll come back
NOw how bout some applause for our dear friend theMAC


okay so im not Poe or Shakespeare...but i try :\
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<FONT COLOR="orange">I'd rather take it easy then try to force whats on its way to me</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="pink">A mental mind fuck can be nice</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="blue">did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there </FONT c>

[This message has been edited by Kayla610 (edited 07-23-2001).]

[MAC]

The muse is alive and well @ THT.

Here's a toast to all us poets.
We had rhymes and didn't know it.

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
The muse is alive and well @ THT.

Here's a toast to all us poets.
We had rhymes and didn't know it.

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[/quote]

I don't think I like it a bit!
DB and Cruise throwing a fit?
They fought and they clawed,
Their metre was flawed.
Who'm I kidding?
It's good fucking shit!



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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.