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squee
07-09-2001, 05:28 AM
<FONT face="Trebuchet MS">Went to see Dave Matthews on Saturday with my sister, her roommate Marcus, her friends Mora and Cosette, and her roommate Therese.

Ended up sitting next to some chick, perhaps 23 or so, who was wasted even before the openers came on (it was supposed to be Macy Gray, but she apparently flaked out, so they sent on Buddy Guy...I was happy).

Anyway, drunk girl is constantly brushing on me, rubbing me "accidentally" on the thighs, patting my arm, et cetera. Fell into my lap a couple of times.

Now you might be wondering why this is a problem. You see, yours truly has not had any physical contact with a female for about six months because I am surrounded by servicemembers all the time and I refuse to enter into any kind of relationship with Navy women. So, let me tell you, the slightest brush with warm, soft, sweetly scented skin goes a long way when you're in my condition. I mean, every time I would jump. And she kept trying to flirt with me and whatnot, and I'm thinking, What the hell does she think is going to happen between people who meet at a fucking concert?

So maybe it was just that I was jumpy, or that I was completely resisting her little advances, or whatever, but she just would not stop.

Sianna says men are insensitive asshole pigs...well, maybe women are just manipulative cunts who will do anything to get something out of you. Fair enough? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif</FONT f>

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Mr. Snrub
07-09-2001, 05:50 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by squee:
<FONT face="Trebuchet MS">What the hell does she think is going to happen between people who meet at a fucking concert?
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See the second last word of that sentence.


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Buddha's Penis!
07-09-2001, 06:01 AM
my guess: she was on extacy. people on extacy generally really like to touch and rub things.

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Deadpool
07-09-2001, 07:04 AM
Women are evil and should be avoided.

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

PB
07-09-2001, 01:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:
Women are evil and should be avoided.

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Let me guess.... It's genetic.

Are we evil because it is our nature? evil because you make us that way? or just evil because you have met too many evil ones and think you should just avoid the rest of us? Sometimes you pick up a rock, you find a jewel of some type. Other times you may pick up a rock and find a snake. And now everytime you pick up a rock you will expect the snake, and not the jewel. Somewhere along that path.. you will realize, the only person screwing you, is you!


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MAC
07-09-2001, 01:46 PM
*theMAC nods at PB*

She's got you there, guys.

But I should add.

What type of girl do you meet at random at a concert?
What type of girl do you meet at random at work?
What type of girl do you meet at random at church?
They could all be the same girl.
They could all be acting differently.
But if you're after a specific type of girl you have to hunt her down.
In my experience you never really want what you think you want.
You just have to be smart enough to recognize what it is you need when she shows up.

I applaud you, Squee for having a standard.
I totally understand the frustration

Keep trying. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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TimeSlipping Mark2
07-09-2001, 02:49 PM
girls are what you make of them. Don't pretend to understand them, and remember, play the ball, not the woman...................

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