George Lucas Fuckin Owes me One

[MAC]

Jar-Jar binks sucks a big fat Hutt dick.

I grew up on Star Wars and waited 16 years for the newest one.
I'm on the mailing list.
I get the homing beacons.
I own all the videos.

But Jar jar was a shit piece of sell-out-McDonald's-advertising-hope-the-kids-will-buy-my-shit merchandising.
I hope N'sync isn't the side kick in the next movie.
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[Sirus]

*applauds*

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A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. -Murphy

[Goatboy]

<FONT COLOR="Red">Get the edited version doing the rounds that portrays both Anakin and Jar Jar as darker and more menacing. </FONT c>

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[VenoM]

<FONT COLOR="Red">jar jar was kinda annoying, but what's more annoying is that they won't release it on dvd, wtf, lucas complained about how he wanted the best quality for his films, wtf are u releasing it on VHS and NOT DVD?!?!? DVD = digital, exact copy of the original.</FONT c>

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[Skywalker]

i believe in the original stories jar jar was really a loud mouth, but he actually was a lil bastrad.. said rude things children shouldn't find funny... i dunno though, he could suck in the originals, this is just what i think..

hmmm, maybe reading the novels would solve this..

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[squee]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by VenoM:
<FONT COLOR="Red">jar jar was kinda annoying, but what's more annoying is that they won't release it on dvd, wtf, lucas complained about how he wanted the best quality for his films, wtf are u releasing it on VHS and NOT DVD?!?!? DVD = digital, exact copy of the original.</FONT c>[/quote]

<FONT face="Trebuchet MS">That's a negative...yeah it's high quality but just like CDs < analog, DVDs != original (but I agree it's still better than VHS, I just felt the need to argue with someone this morning).</FONT f>

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Non sibi sed patriae
Non nobis Domine, Domine! ...Sed nomine Tuo da gloriam!

[MAC]

And another thing!

Why was the newly ELECTED leader of the Naboo a QUEEN?

Another democracy ruled by the Aristocracy.


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[Skeet]

Yes, FUCK Jar Jar.

They turned a beautiful epic trilogy into a kiddie money hungry mush fest of stupendulous bullshit.


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[Dog Breath]

You are not alone.
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[Deadpool]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Skeet:
Yes, FUCK Jar Jar.

They turned a beautiful epic trilogy into a kiddie money hungry mush fest of stupendulous bullshit.


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Kinda like Pearl Harbour. Whoever made this movie (Micheal Bay) Should apologize the people that had to pay to watch this piece of garbage. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif


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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[Leroy Binks]

I should say something here, but you know.
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[Skywalker]

ewoks ruled

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[MAC]

Ewoks were definately cool

But Wookies kick all forms of movie magic ASS!

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<FONT face="Trebuchet MS">Pearl Harbor! What a fucking turd. I walked out of that theater and someone from the local news comes up and asks me what I thought, as a Sailor (I was in uniform at the time).

I said: "Well, ma'am, basically they took a movie about a Naval tragedy, took all ownership away from the Navy and gave it to a couple of Army Air Corps. pilots. Then they threw in a lot of skin and a half-assed love story to make sure there was something for everyone. There were so many technical inaccuracies I felt like crying. My popcorn tasted like shit and there was too much ice in my Coke. I gave it four fucking stars."

I so love the media.</FONT f>

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Non sibi sed patriae
Non nobis Domine, Domine! ...Sed nomine Tuo da gloriam!

[Deadpool]

"...Downtown London is being bombed!"

theres a downtown in London?

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM

[MAC]

Here's your DVD (http://www.starwars.com/episode-i/news/2001/06/news20010619.html)

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[Koliedrus]

No thanks. I'll wait for the refund.


One aspect that sustains me is that Har-Har doesn't make it to the latter episodes. I'm anxious to watch him die.

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Oyster-brain in a cookie jar.

[Deadpool]

"XXX-rated Versions Of Pearl Harbor On Sale In Malaysia
The government of Malaysia said today (Friday) that video bootleggers have flooded the underground market with thousands of copies of a film labeled Pearl Harbor that contains only five minutes of the actual movie. The rest of the video contains hard porn material featuring Caucasian and Asian actors, the government said. Mohamad Helmi Hassan, an official of the Home Ministry (comparable to the U.S. Dept. of Justice), warned: "Parents should be careful and make sure they are buying the original version of Pearl Harbor for their children." No legal video copies of the movie have been distributed anywhere in the world."

I can confidently say that this Malaysian version is probably leaps and bounds better than the US version.




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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. -RATM