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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-24-2001, 11:24 AM
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a women burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.

If your teenage son kills himself, you blame the music or musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain, you blame the school for poor sex education.

If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.

If your children are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.

If I die parked infront of my computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?


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Mr. Snrub
06-24-2001, 12:39 PM
And the chair manufacturer!

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Koliedrus
06-24-2001, 01:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.
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A new twist has recently been added. Not only is the bartender to blame but so is the fuel-station attendant who sold my neighbor the gas he needed to crash into an kill others.



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Billyman
06-24-2001, 02:01 PM
<FONT COLOR="LimeGreen">I'll call Bill as soon as I get a chance, maybe we can get settlement before the actual "kill over" thing happens. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif</FONT c>

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SouthernOracle
06-24-2001, 02:22 PM
Let's not forget that if a mother drowns her five children one by one, it's not her fault, of course. It's the depression,we can't blame her.




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Pianomahnn
06-24-2001, 03:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
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I always thought we blamed Rogue for something like that. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Faceplant
06-24-2001, 04:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:


A new twist has recently been added. Not only is the bartender to blame but so is the fuel-station attendant who sold my neighbor the gas he needed to crash into an kill others.

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dont forget Ford for selling him the car to drive into the tree after getting drunk at the bar and getting gas at the gas station.


man, this world is fucked up. why cant people see it as we see it...or at least most of us do.

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Dog Breath
06-24-2001, 05:17 PM
Don't forget The Hyper Tribe Muffy!

After all the only reason to own a computer loaded with all that software is to get here to the Hyper Tribe.

Otherwise you might as well not have a computer and would be out doing aerobics and helping the homeless. In which case Lycra will be slapping RW with a lawsuit, as well as all of the homeless people whom are not getting handouts as a result of our preoccupation.

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MAC
06-24-2001, 09:49 PM
Some people actually DO lay blame like that.

But not me.

I don't want to think about what will happen to me if I should ever take it into my mind to lay the blame correctly.

Until then I'll watch those idiots make $$$ off frivolous lawsuits and poor ethics.
While I try to EARN something.
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Great! Now I'm sad.



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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
06-24-2001, 09:56 PM
Was it my imagination, or did you just post under a different identity? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Mr. Snrub, I have decided to sue the chair manufacturers for making my arse fat http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

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"Do not open your mouth to tell me that your mind has convinced you of your right to force my mind. Force and mind are opposites. Morality ends where a gun begins."

Mr. Snrub
06-25-2001, 03:00 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
Was it my imagination, or did you just post under a different identity? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Mr. Snrub, I have decided to sue the chair manufacturers for making my arse fat http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

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Nonononono - they get to sue YOU for having a fat arse and forcing them to make chairs large enough to fit it. You, in turn, can sue anyone who ever gave you food ever. And then you can sue me for psychological distress for saying you have a fat arse. I, in turn, will sue my parents for not teaching me manners. And the school system as well. fuckers. Oops, there's another lawsuit.


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East bound and down.