New anthem

[Dog Breath]

A Canadian scouting song.
I think it sums it up quite nicely!
Now if I could only get Aerosmith to sing it.


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Oh, I wanna have dog breath (pant, pant)
I wanna learn to growl (grrr)
Scratch fleas and ticks, chase after sticks,
I want the moon to make me howl! (HOWL)

Oh, I wanna be a dog
I wanna lay on the floor
Chase cats, get fed, get pats on the head
Chew your shoes and bark at the door!

Oh, I wanna be a dog
I wanna wag my tail
Chase cars and trucks, knock over garbage cans
And bite the lady who brings the mail!

Oh, I wanna be a dog
I want a big wet nose
I wanna run on the street, muddy my feet,
And jump all over your clothes!

Oh, I wanna be a dog
I want to dig big holes
I want to sniff french poodles and basset hounds
And pee on telephone poles!

Oh, I wanna be a dog
I wanna lay on the ground
Bein' human these days is gettin' crazy
And I just want to be a hound! [/quote]

Too bad it's too long to put in a sig http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[skalie]

The Stooges were Canadian?

[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
The Stooges were Canadian?[/quote]

Not that I am aware of.

Are you implying the three stooges wrote that song? If so I would love to hear an audio version.

I found it on a Canadian scouting website.
http://www.melborponsti.com/scouts/index.htm

That is the first time I had seen that song.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:

Are you implying the three stooges wrote that song? If so I would love to hear an audio version.
[/quote]

The godfathers of punk rock, the Stooges, once had a song...."Now I wanna be your dog", with similar lyrics, pardon my....

Covered by Sid, Sonic Youth and countless other bands, but as always with the Stooges, the original was the best.

The singer was a chap called Iggy Pop.

You must excuse me I'm beered (present tense).

[Dog Breath]

No problem at all. You got me all excited!

*makes note to go listen to some Iggy Pop*

Thanks Skalie. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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