Where's the booze in this place? Flowin' like mud around here.

[Paint CHiPs]

Hi. I had no idea that RogueWarrior (the coolest guy on the planet, even though he is likely the next Unabomber) even had a board over here. And then BAM one day I stumble on to it. And here everytime he made reference to "his" board, I was thinking he meant SPF (which made some sense to me because it is pretty much the case over there).

In any case, this is like that party you go to where you know a few people really well and with everybody else you have seen them around a lot but never really talked to them. So what you do is you stand by the keg or the bar for about an hour and pound drinks, at which point you latch onto one of your buddies and go around making drunken smalltalk to the people he knows. And then as the night wears on you start passing out uppers to those people you don't know, and then you get totally fucked up and end up going home with some fat chick you don't know at all but instead of cumming on her you vomit on her neck and pass out.

Yeah, this is kinda like that.

That big red head up there that keeps trying to bite me is scary.

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[Rabble Rouser]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:



That big red head up there that keeps trying to bite me is scary.

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I'm not scary! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Welcome Paint...glad you could make it! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif



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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

[Uberwonder]

That post is exactly why we never take you anywhere.
The fat chick is looking for you by the way.

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[Paint CHiPs]

Now if I could only get my motherscratchin' signature to fucking work!

*kickstarts signature*

*beats signature with a stick*

What do you mean no HTML!?!?!

*adds more gasoline and oil to signature*

*kickstarts it once more*

*gets it running*

*beats it with a stick a few more times for good measure*

STOP TRYING TO EAT ME MISTER EVIL BIG RED HEAD MAN!!!!

*hides behind Rabble Rouser*

*pulls signature away from evil red biting head thing*

I just fixed this fucking thing, no way I'm gonna let you eat it!

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[Rabble Rouser]

Have no fear, Paint! *whips out her toys*

I will fend off this fearsome monster!

No one will harm your sig!

Except me.

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, nibble through my ball sack!" - Principal Skinner

[Uberwonder]

Don't pay any attention to Paint, RW, he is completely daft.
We keep him around so that we qualify for government subsidies.

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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Hey Paintchips - welcome. If you ever find that grog be sure to share it, OK?

[Mr. Snrub]

Wow. How come i never get invited to those kinds of parties?

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[Dr DRAM]

Hey look at that!! its Paint CHiPs!

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AHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! ITS THE BIG RED THING WITH THE BIG TEETH AND..... uhhhh..... VEINEY FOREHEAD!!


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Im Crazy With This Razor, With This Razor Im Crazy, Im Razy, With This Crazor, Razor Crazy, IM CRAAAAZZYYYYYY!!!!!!

[Mr. Snrub]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font
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Because everyone knows you're pussywhipped? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I'm whipped, not pussywhipped. She's dickwhipped! (i hope)

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